celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 4hOn the desk, against the corner at a 45 degree angle. Pic, featuring bonus kitty: 000
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 4hThat would be perfect for a Last Of Us jack-o'-lantern 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 4hOh hey, it's got see-buttons Shame there's no un-see button 000
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 6hBluesky had a system crash a few hours ago, still trying to get back all my skeets. One of those days, I guess 131
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 7hIt's not corruption if the stock market gets a cut /s 000
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 187110743016
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Off by two orders of magnitude there. 2,000 per million, and statistically clustered in larger cities 100
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At least I get to find out my magic element what do you mean it's "depression" 040
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comDeltarune Your LongAlt: Deltarune: "Your long" meme 000
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Moneyed interests trust Rockstar to thread the needle depicting kink in ways that stigmatize it without accidentally being hot in the process And coke, I think they just plain like coke 000
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ted considering forcefem so he doesn't have to make an exception 020
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comDeltarune Chapter 4: Kris & SusieAlt: Deltarune Chapter 4: Kris & Susie, pouring juice in each other's mouths 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comCartoon Character with FlamethrowerAlt: Hank Scorpio, from Simpsons episode "you only move twice" 091
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because it makes her feel ALIVE and sometimes dead 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it is pretty remarkable how much that fish looks like Will Smith, even in a still image 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Frankly, I was surprised nothing happened when Dobbs overturned Roe. Not even one riot 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Would be kinda funny if q run of those episodes resulted in them breaking out of a computer simulation 000
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So YOU'RE the reason all these wish-granting fish are bullshit 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thiiiis year, I'm giving my rear, to someone who's homosexual 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026must have been some really bad fried rice 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Have you heard of Abiotic Factor? It's a survival crafting game set in a Black Mesa inspired facility. One of my favorites in years 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And yet also somehow starting fights that get OPEC destroyed 1370
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026 552666885
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That is the face of a man you cast when the script requires a guy to call babies "too soft" 000
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It has occured to me that the classic "paperclip maximizer AI doom" already exists in the form of corporations that would rather kill the planet than accept a total loss of business model 110
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Psychiatrist honors my Chipotle Rewards points 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Yes, our product will violently bully your digestive system" 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I see the lightning in her eyes, see them running for their lives 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That's how they industrialized production of gender fluid, I think 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have this problem with garbage trucks and power plants/sewage plants, which sucks because they get stuck at <50% efficiency for extended periods 010
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A vote for the fart left is a vote for cheap gas 011
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Robert Moses meritorious service award 🏅 000
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Follow the honking. Walk the perimeter of open spaces, looking into the forest. They're also in black forests, if that's not too scary at your progress level 110
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Marconi invented the transistor, that's why they call it a transistor radiostatic.klipy.comโทรลล์เฟซเต้นALT: โทรลล์เฟซเต้น 021
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Utilitarians cannot be trusted with infinities 000
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
