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@ceebels.bsky.social
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the 41year old posting this website promised to you. he/him ireland

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the internet is amazing . i mean its still hard to find new music but at least its extremely easy to find out about a person with horrible opinions i never wanted to hear about
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
where are they going to stop fucking around and give this guy his own Star Wars show
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve set up an X360 to play John Woo’s Stranglehold and a short queue of other games and one thing I love about Stranglehold is there’s no little branching paths with like, 20% of a skill tree upgrade if you go down them. Here your critical path bro, it’s also the only path go on get
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I could kill bugs bunny easily with a sniper rifle
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is that what happened at the end of Hard Boiled yeah
Screenshot of Google Gemini summary reads • The Climax: At the end of the film's legendary hospital shootout, Tony Leung's character tragically sacrifices himself to complete the mission. Because Alan dies at the end of Hard Boiled, he could not return for the storyline of Stranglehold.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My mentor 300 lifetimes ago: Incantations aren’t meant to be said with ease. In uttering the words, you give of yourself. You wince in pain, knowing that suffering’s seed blooms into power’s bounty. Me now: Can I please get the Gobble That Thang Turkey Melt, O-O-Open-Face, please. Lovefunk Style.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People are always saying William Shakespeare was such a great writer, but I looked it up and it's all stuff like "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Reddit fedora shit.
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Giving it a full, Liam Neeson-style WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER every time my 2 year old is playing peekaboo
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
this episode of Carmichael the Orangutan Who Shits in a Toilet Just Like a Real Man is brought to you by stamps dot com
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 05/08/2026
(at desktop computer) honey get in here. You must see the absolutely absurd length of this cat
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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ME: ok if you're a real summoning stone... gimme merlin MERLIN: greetings men of the future! tis i, THE grand wizard!! ME (whispering): hey uh, that means something... different now. everyone's gonna think you're a racist MERLIN (booming): i am a HUGE racist!!!
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
RT @neonwario: To: neonwario@gmail.com
Subj. Friend Baby
Hello,
Please do not refer to Krista's and my baby as your friend.
Thanks,
Dennis Algiers
Jul 01, 2014 01:24:31 PM
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
An Australian just dropped his chopsticks outside of 7-11 and his sister said, “naw, mate, not the choppies!” #Tokyo2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Smoking that shit that’s got me in the kitchen like Gonger
Gonger has a wooden spoon
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 05/06/2026
"JOHN WICK CHAPTER 5" bonequest.com/9941
spigot: HE JUST PULLS DOWN\NPEOPLE'S PANTS ALL DAY \NAND SAYS YOU GOT WICKED
deuce: LIKE WICKED\NTHE MUSICAL?
spigot: WHAT
deuce: ARE YOU SAYING\NWICKED OR WICKED
spigot: AM I WHAT
deuce: ARE YOU SAYING\NWICKED LIKE "WICKED" OR \N"WICKED" AS IN WICKED
spigot: HE PULLS\NPEOPLE'S\NPANTS\NDOWN
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it would be really funny if Truman capote talked normal but saw the first droopy dogg cartoon and reacted to it like most guys did when they saw Drive
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Toasters are all Very Different
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nothing hits wrong like a caffe nero
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
saying "Costa Coffee frappe jaffa cakes" like i'm negotiating to buy han solo's frozen corpse
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 29/06/2026
the reason people in tv shows and movies who are quitting drugs always flush the drugs down the toilet is because it sends the drugs a strong message of “you are like poop to me now”
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think they should let my dog into Starfox. I think she would be a great “culture add” for the team
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PolarBair 🔜 SQXL @polarbair.neocities.org · 05/06/2026
It's like this today
A guy with slightly spiky hair and sunglasses looks up at the hot sun. He gets an idea, pulling out his camcorder labeled "VLOG MACHINE", and says directly into the camera: "Fans it feels as though I am being smelted by a furnace of Minecraft"
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What she says: the McFlurry machine is broken What she means: the McFlurry Hog's teats are chapped from yanking and its Oreo sphincter is clogged and must be cleared out with a ramrod again
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
going into the backrooms, sitting at a 30 degree angle on a half clipped chair for a couple of hours, just scrolling on my phone. nothing better
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Bettina? What the fuck
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the architect from the matrix. at the top it says in impact font THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE MADE ANYTHING.

at the bottom, it says PLEASE BE NICE TO ME.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2025
'Just Give Me The Damn Sepak Takraw Ball'
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
trump: no one knows why it's called 8mm. the director doesn't even know. but i'm watching it and nicholas cage, he's on top of Machine and i said "don't do it," i said "don't stab Machine," but he does it. melania, our beautiful first lady was watching too weren't you? melania, off mic: he stab hem
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
MAGNETO: Behold MAGNETO, the MASTER OF MAGNETISM! PUTDOWN: damn master a toothbrush BURNBOOK: white hair ass meryl streep looking motherfucker MAGNETO: I find your new recruits lacking, Charles. Their cruel words are as ineffective as metal bullets to bend to my will! BURNBOOK: pedophile looking ass
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
if valve teamed up with kojima productions they would be making hideo gabes
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
WHAT BABY entire Gatsby collection rules but this is just so fun to say. Especially in earshot of an actual baby www.harkavagrant.com/?id=259
Three panel comic by Kate Beaton titled “Like Tom’s a good father”
1st panel - Tom from the Great Gatsby asks “Daisy! Where is our daughter!”
2nd panel - Daisy, sitting on a couch replies “Huh?” Tom says “our baby”
3rd panel - Daisy, with a lit cigarette in a holder responds “what BABY”. She’s sitting on the baby. The baby looks blissfully unaware of the situation
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Immersive sim irl
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I think you should watch this film and play this book and read this game but you can’t know anything about it before going in. Bro it’s better that way don’t know anything. If you find out something about it and then you don’t like it then it’s not my fault you fucked it up
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
See you all at the next meeting
Bert from Sesame Street presides over a meeting for the National Association of W Lovers
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sarah maria griff @griffski.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
this is Laura Palmer btw
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eve @voltaicchains.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
think he the hamburglar. wow, flyboy here really think he the hamburglar. *watching news with parents* I think the thing is, he really think he the hamburglar *honking horn* what’s your PROBLEM buddy you think you the HAMBURGLAR?
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 21/02/2026
I feel like some people don’t know the source
Tweet: sam levinson think he Ryan Murphy, Ryan Murphy think he John waters, John waters think he the hamburglar
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 21/02/2026
Emerald Fennell think she Sofia Coppola, Sofia Coppola think she Francis Ford Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola think he the Hamburglar
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
women say they don't want a tom and jerry brained man but then pick the guy who literally flattens himself under a door to get into the club. ok
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
r2d2 whistling aggressively as it spins around and shows off its enormous new breast implants
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Replies you get when a post makes it to Discover: This reminds me of a poem my father wrote. Mind you, he wasn’t a good poet and was an even worse father. But he was possessed of a certain rustic perspicacity. Actually, I’m more like him than I like to admit. We both like brunettes DDD and above.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Blippo+ shows top 5 1. BUSHWALKER 2. Quizzards 3. Boredome 4. Wake Up, Universe! 5. Clone Trois Special mention to Do You Party? canceled and taken off the air far too early
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