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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 7h

Love the "No number of human sacrifices is too high to avoid having to pay taxes," vibe that elections have now

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lol they made a whole JCO book, this is just like @dril.bsky.social 's podcast

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Europeans are so presumptuous. You ask them where they're from when they're abroad and they'll say what state they're from as if everyone knows/cares about the difference between France and Spain

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Frat boys at Panama City Beach are working class, too me. -Da cultural cachet not-haver

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

THIEL, SECRETING SUBSTANCE: Look man, good? That's bad. Now, evil, evil is good. PETERSON, BLUBBERING: And bad is women!

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bringing a fidget spinner to my next interview and explaining it's just because I find meetings very boring

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you bring a big delicious pic-a-nic basket to an interview, I'm automatically hiring you

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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026

I had to make this a jingle

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whemsworth.bsky.social @whemsworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm finishing school soon and I have so many things I want to do with my extra time and I'm almost positive I'm going to squander it

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In Nashville there is a creek that runs between a main road and some neighborhoods and they have fords through it, like actual road built through the creek and you drive your car through the real flowing creek to get across.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At the request of our great military and for purposes of national security, I am hereby ordering ALL my horses and all my men to put our beautiful Humpty Dumpty, fallen so sadly and unfairly from that magnificent wall, back together once more! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DT

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Uh oh. Lane Kiffin is Living Coral.

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

More likely still, Alex Karp lives by one rule alone, which is to always say the first thing that pops into his head

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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026

The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.

Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."

Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…

one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I first heard they were doing a new Narnia I thought we were going to get a Thomas Jefferson's Bible adaptation, but now I actually think they're going to lean in 110% on "The character Aslan is the real actual God within the context of this story."

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All the musicians on Ed Sheeran's tour right now

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/09/2026

no one's cringe in a foxhole

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Historically strong El Niño? Uh, his name is Lamine Yamal

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Why should we keep farms around at all even? What are farms contributing to society? They aren't even SaaS.

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Gamergate caused all this" -person who's only seen the movie boss baby

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

TRUMP: They say when Ken looks at a flower, it dies. It dies. The flower wilts and dies. PAXTON: [looking pained, as if concealing a baby bird in his mouth] TRUMP: He breaks—he breaks mirrors, folks. The mirrors don't like Ken's face. suits, either PAXTON: [looking as if the baby bird just shit]

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.

The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I haven't seen this documentary, is it really that bad?

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Has ever a family had the influence of the Holmes family? Sherlock Holmes, the world's greatest detective Minecraft Holmes, invented the world's most popular video game Elizabeth Holmes, invented the world's most miraculous medical technology

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.

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This is what I mean when I say "Woke 2" and it has my full endorsement

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Pretty Guardians in Sailor Suits Oops! All Moons

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Trying to explain horchata to Americans: "So imagine Marvin Berger"

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Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

They shouldn't call it FALLING in Love because Things that Fall BREAK!

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Destroying all evidence of Haley Stardew Valley from my Switch 2 before Mrs. Caudex turns me into a headline

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...that we walked right back into it, let's go beer cheezits baby

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Mr. Ben @bennybucks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

It's just not real. Guys don't have time for that cutesy shit with the mizzenmast acting up.

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They're telling me Grok rizzed up Livvie Dunne?

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My thoughts on Milo: If you are having unstoppable diarrhea, And then you get some in the toilet instead of all in your pants, And you are glad it went in the toilet this once, That doesn't mean you aren't serious enough about having unstoppable diarrhea.

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Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The world has changed I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.... ...And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.

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I think the thing to remember is that the way you speak to any entity, living or non-living, ensouled or not, affects your overall attitude. What you say to a lower form or object, you may likely say to a higher form or subject without thinking.

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