iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

To be or WHAT, BITCH? ~Ham LIT

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I'd feel differently about AI if it was me. Infecting your computer. Bringing the dawn of a new age. And you'd feel differently too.

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One critic called Pirates of the Caribbean "Yo ho ho and a bottle of fun!" And he was killed for his opinion.

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The thing I'm going to do this season that I failed to do last year: Accept that the Eagles are a dumb, fucked team and even if they make the playoffs, they aren't doing shit because they're coached by a moron and you need unreal talent to overcome that. Go birds.

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Not going for it on 4th down at mid field when you're down 13 and the defense has not stopped shit is certainly my queue to do something else. Sirianni is a moron, but when he's being a fucking chickenshit, that's when you know the eagles are cooked.

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It would be cool if my football team didn't make every fucking QB in the league look like an MVP candidate.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 28/09/2026

Eagles might have a bad defense again...

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greetings, ya dumb cunt

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Mr. Ben @bennybucks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today we're gonna make John Wayne's favorite sandwich. *Pops the head off a turkey like a champagne cork and guzzles the blood, making horrific animal sounds* 5/10.

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Mythbusters but with every episode Jaime just wants to build a big gun.

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Gilbert Grape Scared Stupid.

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She rootin'd my tootin til...she left me...*sob*

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We had perfect bananas and you stole that from me. KILLED that from me.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did you know that just a few decades ago, we had the BEST bananas. But then a fungus came and it's all your fault?!

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Tour guide: If only we could understand the whale song’s lyrics, perhaps we’d be better stewards of this earth. What would these wise guardians say to us? Whale: Scribble-dee-doo, scrubby-dub-dub, ocean is my little bath tub Scrubby-dub-doo, scribble-dee-dee, boat is rubber ducky to me Whee!

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watched Him (2025) tonight and i actually enjoyed it. I'm not sure what was so bad that it made critics just rake it over the coals last year, but i also don't see it as some masterpiece before its time either. It just seemed like a solid, fucked up football horror story to me.

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this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater

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If Austin Powers was a sailor he'd be like, "SCURVY BABY, YEAH!" And he would die.

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That night, Andy Dufresne crawled through a mile and a half of shit and piss only to pop out in hell. "Whoopsy doo." he said.

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Call me Earth, Wind, and Tired the way I'm sleepy and really that's about it. You don't have to call me that.

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Heidrich Opossum, barging into my bluesky like fucking Kramer: Heidrich Opossum, at your service! Me: (Son of a bitch...not this guy again) Heidrich Opossum: 😄 *Crowd roars with approval, pissing me off*

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YouTube video by Emancipator - Topic

I enjoy pretty much everything emancipator puts out. But this new album especially takes me back to when I was a kid, and I was obsessively listening to his first album and knowing this was the type of music I wanted to make one day. A beautiful sound to get lost in. youtu.be/abCI3SQEmKc?...

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Moray

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Mr. Ben @bennybucks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Twix and tap water. Poppin' off.

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Control Resonant is pretty weird to play after something like Onimusha, which was all about providing a variety of defensive mechanics to the player. Early impressions with Resonant, it's just like, "DODGE, ASSHOLE!"

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Mr. Ben @bennybucks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Football commentary: They're running duo. What I'm thinking:

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Mr. Ben @bennybucks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some shithead: Leggo my Eggo! 🤣 Me: you'd like that, wouldn't you?

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Remembering the time i unironically told a stranger that Baja Blast was "the taste of summer" and not regretting SHIT.

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How about you give that horse a name? Fucking thing helped you through the desert. Sumbitch.

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South Park reddit: What's wrong with jacking it in San Diego? Seems fun.

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Became a green lantern when i ate one of those scorpion lollipops that tasted bad.

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Kingpin forces us to look inward and ask ourselves...what if a bad guy was also quite large?

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