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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ

@caudex.bsky.social
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Computer Science. USDA Certified Lean. Proud husband to the Queen of Argyll. 🔥🕊

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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same
Meatloaf in Rocky Horror Picture Show (They will boil him soon)
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nintendo 2DS or 3DS with some adjustments
Modified Nintendo 2DS with Windows 98 themeVarious custom folders
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uh, thanks, friend
A Plea for Life retweeted me
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What if every time you tried to attack him he looked at you like this and said "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday"
Ezlo and Vaati in their original Minish forms
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
They shouldn't call it FALLING in Love because Things that Fall BREAK!
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He's running
The wind fish. A cosmic entity whose dream Link accidentally enters.
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Settings>AccessibilityAlt text warnings on my post demonstrated
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Now this would be a good looking Union
Map of Gaelic lands
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Kaworu Nagisa
Kaworu Nagisa is a serene, otherworldly boy who offers total acceptance to those who hate themselves. Alienated from normal human struggles, he views human emotions as deeply fascinating and beautiful. His calm presence provides a rare sanctuary of unconditional love, and he is willing to sacrifice his own existence if it means the people he cares about can continue to live. Though he appears as a perfect savior, his fatal devotion forces a devastating choice between comforting fantasy and painful reality. His story highlights the tension between the intoxicating dream of being fully understood and the messy nature of actual connection. Kaworu reflects our deepest yearning to be seen, proving that true love sometimes requires letting go.
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's wild because 14 years ago I would have probably been 100% Shinji.
75% Kaworu
5% Shinji
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
0 days without jansenist tricks
How the field falls
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The Puritan godly Calvinist
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The Jansenist Augustinian rigorist
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The Cambridge Platonist rational religion
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The perfect meal doesn't exi--
cheese and blue water
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy pride month to queer icon Ponyo's dad
Literally me (Ponyo's dad)
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Catfish Samurai Ally
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you see this post a tree
NGE tree of life
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Postlib Catholics: "We need to restore the dominance of the Papacy and the Monarchy in the US." Monkey's paw:
My longest yeah boy ever
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You are challenged by Aqua Leader Archie!
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Same
Asparagus church
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
How babies look at you before they learn to smile
Winston Churchill
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"I gave my best to make a better world."
I GAVE MY BEST TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
STUDENT A RIGHT GEEZER
DOUR HEADMASTER CANT BE ARSED FOR A BANT
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
UmbreonCelebiHo-ohSuicune
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Pol Holywood in flour innit
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It's his year! 恭喜发财
Happy Chinese New Year!
Year of the Hoss!
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
When you make fun of me online this is who you're making fun of
Kiki- Little Twin Stars
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Gang gang
Gary and Umbreon
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Meghan McCain tweeted 3 separate times "Love you more than those [b----es] before."
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Big opportunity in the defense industry:
Based on available records of Peter Thiel's companies and their, often, Lord of the Rings inspired names, he has not named a company after Fredegar "Fatty" Bolger.
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ICE is on the hunt for The Boss Baby
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This mfer?
Lyin Spiderus, R-TX
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
\ SINNER \-------------- is an all-time byline
Catholic Paper Calls JD Vance a Moral Stain for ICE Victim Smear
SINNER
Tom Latchem 
Lead Global Correspondent

Published Jan. 9 2026 8:45AM EST
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Broke: Makeup President Woke: Drag Makeup President Mononoke: Gyaru President
GyaruPresident
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A Tennessee district loses more than 10% of Maga support basically instantaneously
A Tennessee district loses more than 10% of Maga support basically instantaneously
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Labubu
Dancing bipedal creatures
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
She can save me
Joyce Carol Oates
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
>mfw they say it's gay to love your wife
Ranma Saotome, cold water form
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Google suggests: Rod Dreher primitive root weinerRod Dreher soyfacing angelically over oysters
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I prefer the Carlisle of faith and history
Smiling vampire Mormon doctor
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Grunkle Stan: "From heck's heart I stab at thee!"
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
"You would go to a restaurant and some cracker waitress would make you watch her make mediocre guacamole at your table like it was a magic show.""I wish that were me"
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Is the world ready for a Jansenist POTUS?
JD, can you give me Catholicism?
To create monarchy?
Yeeeees. (Actually becomes depressed like a boss)

GUILT time
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Grumio est anxius.
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Cambridge Latin or nothing
Cerberus est in viaClemens est in anime
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
If I had words to make a day for you
Two beautiful angel babies
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It's so over
TRON
ARES

NIN

AS ALIVE AS YOU NEED ME TO BEYeah yeah yeah yeah
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Me rn
The Grid
A digital frontier
I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer
What did they look like? Ships? Motorcycles?
Were the circuits like freeways?
I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see
And then one day
I got in
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