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"It would just be lip service." Don't underestimate the power that making someone jump through hoops gives you over them. Frats sure don't!

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22h

They'll either choke out on the paperwork or become a reeducation mechanism for America's most privileged.

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22h

A federal auditor asks what your harassment policy is. If you can't name the steps and your regional HR contact, you're suspended and your frat is on probation.

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22h

A blanket ban doesn't go far enough. Keep Greek Life around but pass strict systemic federal reforms. If they'll put up with hazing, they'll put up with monthly DEI elearning, quarterly in-person assault prevention training, and more rigorous intervention than that. You've got a captive audience.

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What's so striking to me is the way it seems like he's phoning it in

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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026

final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(I am a non-attorney smoke person:) If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Catholics of Bluesky, can you cook and eat Liberty Biberty on a Friday?

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All Hegseth knows how to drink and lose wars, and he claims to be off the drink these days

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Love the "No number of human sacrifices is too high to avoid having to pay taxes," vibe that elections have now

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lol they made a whole JCO book, this is just like @dril.bsky.social 's podcast

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

1) I would probably like this product, though not a fan of the advertising 2) At first glance I read SMELLS LIKE ASS

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

She's keeping the liturgical season, regardless of what The World is doing

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Europeans are so presumptuous. You ask them where they're from when they're abroad and they'll say what state they're from as if everyone knows/cares about the difference between France and Spain

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Frat boys at Panama City Beach are working class, too me. -Da cultural cachet not-haver

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

THIEL, SECRETING SUBSTANCE: Look man, good? That's bad. Now, evil, evil is good. PETERSON, BLUBBERING: And bad is women!

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bringing a fidget spinner to my next interview and explaining it's just because I find meetings very boring

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you bring a big delicious pic-a-nic basket to an interview, I'm automatically hiring you

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lmao, seems obvious he didn't read the encyclical if this was his takeaway

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026

I had to make this a jingle

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whemsworth.bsky.social @whemsworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is pathetic, unless they are doing the Celebi event for Pokemon Crystal that the United States never got, and then it's good actually and you should just let people enjoy things, who's calling it pathetic, not me

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Become a deacon and wear your alb to teach in, suddenly it's normal

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm finishing school soon and I have so many things I want to do with my extra time and I'm almost positive I'm going to squander it

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He's expressing that it's a hard assignment, a real sum'bit

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【Ｗｏｋｅ】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In Nashville there is a creek that runs between a main road and some neighborhoods and they have fords through it, like actual road built through the creek and you drive your car through the real flowing creek to get across.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At the request of our great military and for purposes of national security, I am hereby ordering ALL my horses and all my men to put our beautiful Humpty Dumpty, fallen so sadly and unfairly from that magnificent wall, back together once more! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DT

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Uh oh. Lane Kiffin is Living Coral.

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More likely still, Alex Karp lives by one rule alone, which is to always say the first thing that pops into his head

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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026

The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.

Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."

Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…

one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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When I first heard they were doing a new Narnia I thought we were going to get a Thomas Jefferson's Bible adaptation, but now I actually think they're going to lean in 110% on "The character Aslan is the real actual God within the context of this story."

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All the musicians on Ed Sheeran's tour right now

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/09/2026

no one's cringe in a foxhole

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Historically strong El Niño? Uh, his name is Lamine Yamal

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Why should we keep farms around at all even? What are farms contributing to society? They aren't even SaaS.

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"Gamergate caused all this" -person who's only seen the movie boss baby

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