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Jody Avirgan @jodyavirgan.com · 11h
Shoutout to the sales rep in Oregon who sold the slot, didn’t say a word, and kept it moving.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 16h
Sleepy Hollow High School (in the very real town of Sleepy Hollow, NY) has the best mascot I have ever seen at any level.
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Jessica BOOOOlin: Preorder Getting Hairy, out October 31! @olinj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
omg look at this baby!!!!!!!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 09/10/2026
Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'd be curious to see what happens immediately before that video; I wish the NYPD had made that public as well. But I have to say... on initial view, that looks indistinguishable from a carjacking, and if I'd been the driver I would also probably have floored it.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
I’ve seen Black people across social media platforms talking about picnics at lynchings and so many white people are in our mentions insisting that the last public execution was 1936 and that lynchings were “mob murder” not state sanctioned. So confidently loud and incredibly wrong.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This looks like a carjacking. I think any reasonable person would hit the gas.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In light of some magazines pulling scummy things on creators lately, I’m doing a little thread on short story rights. I don't want anybody getting taken advantage of. Also, if you're new, this stuff can be confusing!
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PackratGal 💙🦋🩵🌀🔷🔵🧢 @lcell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/10/2026
2026 just keeps taking
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/10/2026
Vote early and in person, folks. If you're in a "vote by mail" state and can deliver your mail-in vote directly rather than relying on USPS this year, do it. Otherwise get it into the mail at the earliest possible date. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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The Postal Service is slowing delivery. Will your mail ballot be affected?
Democracy Docket mapped the affected zip codes.
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Anthony Strand @durwoodclapper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scholastic sent me a whole box of paperback copies of Sorcerer’s Stone that I sure didn't order. When I asked why, my rep told me they're sending complimentary giveaway copies to random schools that do Book Fair.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is AWFUL — it’s exhausting being an author in the age of mass AI copyright fraud. If you can, support Alex (a real historian) against the fake copy 👇
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what are other versions of "bless your heart"? i've heard "oh do ye, aye?" used the same way (esp when i was in York) and i maintain there's got to be other gentle "well aren't you a moron" sort of phrases that have passed me by completely over the years
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets. Starting with Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
writing-prompt-s

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind....until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions
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Jenn @jennburrill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like someone actually got a $500 Trump ACA bribe check...
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"to piss in her face" should suffice in its own right
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robertmihaly1.bsky.social @robertmihaly1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Won't be long till a camera looking into your bedroom window will get a green light with this #ExtremeCourt. They're TRASHING the Constitution. Too bad voters don't think about more than the cost of gas! 😠
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/10/2026
About 10 years ago I found out that the first person had gotten a tattoo based on one of our book series. And I swear to god my first thought was, "Dear God let me never do anything that makes them need to get that covered up." Being a public person (even in a small way) is very complicated.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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S. Reeson / Experimental Poet @internetofwords.com · 01/10/2026
Here for the minimalism and the fact the alt text really has this spot on.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We placed a hungry bear den in the middle of this college. If you’re stupid enough to walk by it, that’s your problem! Why did we put the hungry bear den there? Tradition.
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Andy Carvin @acarv.in · 29/09/2026
In case you were wondering where the america.gov AI chatbot stood on the matter: "Who won the 2020 presidential election?" "Joseph R. Biden Jr. won the 2020 U.S. presidential election."
Who won the 2020 presidential election?

Joseph R. Biden Jr. won the 2020 U.S. presidential election.

The National Archives records 306 electoral votes for Biden and 232 for Donald J. Trump (270 needed to win).
Official FEC results list Biden with 81,268,924 popular votes (about 51.31%).
Sources: National Archives Electoral College 2020, FEC official 2020 presidential results (PDF).
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"“Imagine losing a third of a city’s firefighters and then wondering why downtown is burning...” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/h...
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A flatteringly comprehensive portrait of our show. They consulted experts! www.poynter.org/reporting-ed...
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‘The darker times get, the more important it feels’: The enduring joy of NPR's ‘Wait Wait…Don't Tell Me!’ - Poynter
The NPR news quiz has survived nearly 30 years of media upheaval by staying funny, familiar and surprisingly adaptable
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catdad-mjtorchwood.bsky.social @catdad-mjtorchwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another celebrity has revealed themself a proud bigot.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The pentagon ships sensitive military components over the ocean by UPS?
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Weird Al Never Grew Up. Neither Did These Fans (or Their Dads). (Gift Article)
Sons and fathers bond at the accordion-wielding pop parodist’s concerts.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/09/2026
When they dub the Star Wars films in other languages do they fuck up Yoda's sentence structure in a manner reflecting the dubbed language, and also is there a language where Yoda's fucked up sentence structure is the one that's correct and it's everyone else's sentences that suck
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Finally saw that Converse ad. My dudes, I'm the whitest of white people and even I saw what the fuck that looked like (don't post the ad in my comments, thanks)
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Jenn @jennburrill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dept of Government Efficiency’s (DOGE) program to shrink the federal work force, by paying people not to work, increased administrative leave costs by 435%, costing taxpayers $9.5 billion “This was the most expensive way imaginable to make government worse" - Senator Patty @murray.senate.gov
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Federal Employees Were Paid $9.5 Billion Not to Work in 2025 Under DOGE Effort (Gift Article)
As part of the Department of Government Efficiency’s program to shrink the federal work force, paid administrative leave costs rose by 435 percent.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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catdad-mjtorchwood.bsky.social @catdad-mjtorchwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The new Medicaid restrictions aren't set to go into effect until Jan 1, 2027, after the midterms, trying to shield GOP from being held accountable. Medicaid has been doing mass mailings about the changes for over a month. The constituents are aware, and they will likely still be aware 11/03.
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The one reason why you should make me your Senator for all 50 states:
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catdad-mjtorchwood.bsky.social @catdad-mjtorchwood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Social media post chat:
"itsmetonyac": Tiny AI tip: You are allowed to tell it "Nope. That's  not me." Crying laughing face emoji. Seriously. Too formal? Tell it. Too long? Tell it. Sounds like a robot wrote it? Tell it. You dont have to accept the first answer AI gives you. Talk back. That's when it starts getting useful.

"thisone0verhere": Hey so there's another really good way to make sure things actually sound "like you." You'll never guess what it is. People hate this one simple trick. 

"tsierraauthor": And honestly? It might change your life.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
she deleted this once she realized that based on the time difference she was implying that schoolchildren in Scotland knew about 9/11 before it happened
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honoring 1 year
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