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A. Lee Martinez

@aleemartinez.bsky.social
949 followers 432 following 1.3K posts

Fantasy / Sci-Fi Novelist, Hollywood Smallshot, Guy Who Owns Way Too Many Board Games, Not Terribly Interesting Beyond Any of That, He / Him / They / Whatever. Hipstercthulhu@hotmail.com

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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 9h
rape is not an oopsie daisy. it's not a youthful "mistake." it is a life-altering violation of someone's fundamental bodily autonomy. it inflicts intense suffering and psychological trauma. it is torturous to experience and it is often torturous to continue living afterward. it is a big deal.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 9h
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t tend to follow my release numbers after a book comes out. It’ll just drive you crazy. But Unbearable keeps coming out high on Arthurian Fantasy subcategory on Amazon. So I’ll take a win while I can.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We placed a hungry bear den in the middle of this college. If you’re stupid enough to walk by it, that’s your problem! Why did we put the hungry bear den there? Tradition.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No matter how hard they try to spin this. The onus of not being a rapist. 100% is on the rapist. Always.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An aspiring writer asked me “Are you writing a book or are you writing something that will one day become a book?” The distinction hit me like a brick. I don’t think there’s a wrong answer, but your answer says a lot about how the process works for you. I’m Option 2. Just FYI
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You cannot Focus Group Your Way to Relevance. If all it took was polling and data to win at governance then the world would be a very different place.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It feels like every culture must learn (and relearn again and again) that having wealth does not make one smart. It’s a parody of those Holidau Inn Express commercials. “Well, I’m not a doctor but I do have a billion dollars in my bank account.”
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TheAfterwords @theafterwords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#DEAL ALERT! Calling all one-clickers because GIL'S ALL FRIGHT DINER @aleemartinez.bsky.social is on #sale on #Kindle US for today only! amzn.to/4yYi1T4 #GilsAllFrightDiner #ad #amazoncom
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Gil's All Fright Diner
Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes!
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found a negative YouTube review of my new book, which is cool. I’ve been doing this long enough to accept not everyone is going to like what I do. Honestly, it was just nice to see someone talking about it. The worst thing is silence. So, hey, Unbearable. Some people like it. Maybe even you!
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 23/09/2026
hulk sketch drawn in procreate.
Hulk sketch.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hear Rodan finally does full frontal.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wrote The Automatic Detective 18 years ago. While I certainly didn’t invent the retro sci fi genre, it floated around in Hollywood for years. Almost, but not quite happening. Pretty normal.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DEAD MEDIA. A scrappy DIY horror film that is as Minneapolis a movie as it gets. When friends decide to spin up a long lost horror film, they find a special feature that unleashes the film into their home. Really uses DVD cleverly to create a new kind of analog horror. Really dug it. Coming soon!
Poster for DEAD MEDIA. A woman holds a DVD of NIGHT OF THE LURCHERS in front of her face as blue light streams out from behind it.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I’ve considered all possibilities and there’s just no way they could be better than me. Surely, there must be some sort of grand conspiracy
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Boo, dude!”
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have started hoarding all my money in a mattress. The mattress is huge, uncomfortable. And I am running out of food and water. But look at how much money I have! I can’t wait for the grocery stores to come crawling to me to get some! But I won’t give them any. I’m no sucker!
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love The Linda Lindas, but watching these kids grow into adults reminds me of my ongoing withering flesh.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/09/2026
We are opening 51 safe overnight locations for New Yorkers, especially those living in basement apartments or low-lying areas who need a safe place to stay. Locations are listed at on.nyc.gov/SafeLocations and are also available by calling 311. Service animals and pets are welcome.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The most perfectly cast movie is Mystery Men.
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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found a Spanish edition collecting the Archie Goodwin-Gil Kane Tarzan Sunday stripes from 1979-81. Not sure it's ever been collected in English. Gorgeous Gil stuff.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 10/09/2026
Okay, so... weird thing. Some of you know this. Twenty-five years ago I was working on a SciFi Channel show called THE CHRONICLE. Twenty-five years ago *tonight* --September 10, 2001-- we'd just wrapped filming on the episode "Man and Superman." Want to guess what it was about?
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ll be at ArmadilloCon in Austin this weekend. If you’re in the area, feel free to stop in and see me and a bunch of other even cooler writers. You’ll be glad you did.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whenever I read a werewolf story with “alphas” I always think that, in this story, these characters have adopted a cultural conceit based on movies. Like mobster culture copying The Godfather, which happened. So basically, most stories are werewolves copying a culture that never existed.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One of the worst What-Ifs. What If the Punisher didn’t become the Punisher? He becomes the Punisher!
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The Parker Legacy (Thanks for the memories, Pete!) @benreilly149.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In the history of What If?, there has never been a What If-ier What If? than What If Frank Castle's Family Hadn't Been Killed? (They Would Have Still Been Killed, Actually)
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Humans anthropomorphocized the weather, the sea, volcanoes, and (via ghost hunting) little beeps coming out of an electric box. It would be weird if an LLM couldn’t fool us.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it's my birthday! you could share my art if you like, and maybe leave me a comment with something really beautiful you've seen this week?
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tried to post on my site, but the latest update is determined to shove AI in my face while removing simple useful tools I used. Because…the future? Anyway, new book out. Here’s the Amazon link but buy wherever you like.
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Unbearable: Martinez, A. Lee: 9781668073452: Amazon.com: Books
Unbearable [Martinez, A. Lee] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Unbearable
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m an old-ish man and it’s weird seeing the same patterns unfold over and over again. Every generation thinks the next is weaker, more sensitive, less capable. The terminology and justification changes, but it is a constant.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sent off a new project to my agent. New idea and medium. Will it pay off? Who knows? But at least I’m taking my shot.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Money cannot buy good taste. It can only give bad taste a bigger budget.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 03/09/2026
To jump off this, if I’m at a con, please don’t feel obligated to come up with something clever before talking to me. Unless you catch me in the first hour of the first day, odds are good I’m not clever at that exact moment either. You can grunt “Book good!” and I’ll grunt “Yay!” and we’re fine.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love that every page of this comic feels like it should make sense in context, but that in context, it makes even less sense.
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp lady
Drawing in hues of green of an cutesy anthropomorphic crocodile lady wearing a victorian dress and holding an umbrella
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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My new favorite @aleemartinez.bsky.social dialogue: “Well you’re not tough. You’re just a guy with a breakfast nook.”
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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m now officially UNBEARABLE! Thank you @aleemartinez.bsky.social
Me holding up a copy of the book UNBEARABLE by A. Lee Martinez
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An interview about Unbearable, my newest novel.
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Unbearable · A. Lee Martinez · Exclusive Interview · paulsemel.com
Exclusive Interview: "Unbearable" Author A. Lee Martinez \ In which he talks about this contemporary fantasy novel.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My 14th novel, Unbearable, is out today. Here’s the Amazon link, but purchase wherever you like. I won’t complain. It’s about a dragon that might eat the universe, a sword, and the dumb guy who is in charge of that sword. It’s good.
amazon.com
Unbearable: Martinez, A. Lee: 9781668073452: Amazon.com: Books
Unbearable [Martinez, A. Lee] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Unbearable
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Don’t worry if you don’t end up understanding it. We didn’t either.
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Patuleia @patuleia.eu · 29/08/2026
Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain by A. Lee Martinez narrated by Scott Aiello [2012] #NowReading #Audiobooks #Books #Fiction #ScienceFiction #Humor #Fantasy
Cover of Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t trust writers who don’t see the value of editing. You gotta edit. Can’t tell you the number of times I’ve talked to new writers who act as if every word is sacred, who just “can’t find anything to cut” Bullshit.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s an obscure comic book that no one understands. Want to hear some guys talk about it? Sure, you do.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So often, I see posts on the internet that ask “Could Spider-Man beat the Hulk?” or “Why in this story does SHIELD act like this, but in this story, it acts like this?” The answer is always the same: It’s fiction. It’s made up. It goes in whatever the writer wants it to.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Padre Ramirez versus A Thing.
Padre Ramirez, anthropomorphic duck, fighting a monster with many tentacles.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New book, Sept 1st. It’s good. Here’s the Amazon link, but feel free to order at the retailer of your choice.
amazon.com
Unbearable: Martinez, A. Lee: 9781668073452: Amazon.com: Books
Unbearable [Martinez, A. Lee] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Unbearable
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s not new but it’s wild to realize how endless and hungry greed is. It will never be satisfied. Watching people with billions spend their energies trying to get even more is proof of that. They will burn the world and yell at us for not giving them more.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
At flagship Half-Price Books for a bit longer, talking to nice people and doodling. Come on down. Not just for me but for a bunch of other cool writers.
Emperor Mollusk, space squid from Neptune, studies an atom with a sinister glint in his eye.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I will be at the Flagship Half-Price Books tomorrow Sat 22 along with many other fine DFW Writers Workshop authors. The event starts at 11, I believe, but I’ll be there from 12 to 2-ish. Stop on by if you’re in the area.
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