Reposted by Joel BernsteinAAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 17hdecided this is my attitude toward reposting the same comics and pictures all day long because i want and love attention (and also because maybe someone who would like to see my posts hasn’t seen yet idk) 12958132 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 17hstatic.klipy.comLawyer Lionel Hutz's Idealistic VisionAlt: Lawyer Lionel Hutz's Idealistic Vision 020 0
Reposted by Joel Bernsteinallsee @allsees.online · 18hwe made a game where you can piss on everything, while cops try to shoot you to death!! 🐕💦🚓 it's like splatoon meets prop hunt (but with pee) wishlist Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE on Steam right meow!! 24818 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinQuite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 19h"Ding someone ask for a flying Nazi car?" 2238 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinMaxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 18hThe Gravitational Pull of Pepsi comes up, at minimum, once a month when talking with the art team, so it’s good for your career to be familiar with it now. 011 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 18hNonzero chance Trump thinks she and Kimberly Guilfoyle are the same person 010 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 16/10/2026static.klipy.comBill Hader as Keith Morrison Eating PopcornAlt: Bill Hader as Keith Morrison Eating Popcorn 010 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinSimon (only spookier) @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Well, this slaps! 033 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 16/10/2026This went places I did not expect 18662133 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026can't take "LLMs are people" discourse seriously when we haven't even convinced everyone that all people are people. 37129123718 1
Reposted by Joel BernsteinChris 🧠 talk with humans @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 16/10/2026mapquest coming back for us likestatic.klipy.comLuke Skywalker with Green Lightsaber in Last JediAlt: old Luke Skywalker with Green Lightsaber in Last Jedi. 212631 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Is this fun? I’ve been thomping the little cube around and I lost track of fundr.eamer.devCube MazeTip a glass cube or turn its layers until the marble falls out through the spout. 9237 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Same energy: youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuMyoutu.begoing to the storeYouTube video by David Lewandowski 010 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinMax Dubler 🏳️🌈 @maxdubler.com · 15/10/2026This article quotes a sociology professor, a lawyer, and an architect who reject the notion that housing prices are set by supply and demand and do not believe that building more homes reduces rents. It is the housing policy equivalent of platforming climate change deniers.sacbee.comWould building housing reduce poverty in California? Sacramento-area experts splitA recent study argued that building housing could lower state’s poverty rate, currently the second-highest in the U.S. behind Louisiana. 41908173 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 16/10/2026*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. 0110 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinCaliban Darklock @darklock.com · 15/10/2026I would like you to take a wild guess at whether "Would you like to reduce the difficulty?" makes players happier than secretly lowering the bar behiind their back. Go ahead. Guess which one gets more complaints. 091 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 15/10/2026*extremely tired voice* "Make TV shows of 10-20 episodes a season ... *sigh* ... that come out on a yearly basis *lays down on the ground, stares into the sun* ... of 5+ seasons." There. There. Theerrre is your solution. 551898405 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Theoretically possible in the “I guess 3/4 of the population could all get struck by lightning” sense 000 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinPhilipp @bolte.id · 15/10/2026Shameless self-plug, but I need testers. The app is going to be free, data comes from local weather institutes like NOAA, hyperlocal rain notifications based on radar, and much much more. I've been working on this for 5 years because I grew tired of Apple weather... oscars.love/en/oscars.loveOscar° – Accurate forecasts for everyoneForecasts from the national weather services, live rain radar, weather stations and official warnings, all from open data. Free and without ads. 052 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 15/10/2026There are exactly zero lawyers who would say this 1651873255 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinAnil Dash @anildash.com · 15/10/2026You can have a site that is about, say, auto repair or baking cookies, and if you have a big enough group of people visiting it or using the app, you’ll find the top search is the name of the site, “why isn’t it working?” will be top 10, and one person searching, “why doesn’t she love me anymore?”. 313113 0
Reposted by Joel Bernsteinanti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026liberté, égalité, bibberté 627448 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Is there a theater anywhere that wants to devote 4+ screens to this stunt? 000 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinKaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 15/10/2026I really want somebody to turn Biddy Blas into an old school Star Wars-style muppet, the way we used to make Star Wars aliens. Just a very Yoda puppet-like thing. I think he would be a great Star Wars muppet character. 95221 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Also the best argument against a federal wealth tax 120 0
Reposted by Joel Bernsteinjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026If I were this library I would make that bear our mascot immediately. Sorry I know this is dangerous but it's the cutest thing ever also 632160 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026static.klipy.comKen Watanabe: Let Them FightAlt: Ken Watanabe: Let Them Fight 010 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026static.klipy.comMinecraft Villager HmmmAlt: Minecraft Villager shaking head and saying “Hmmm” 000 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Sure, just figure out something else to go under your eye 000 0
Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026static.klipy.comLionel Hutz: I Move For A Bad Court ThingyAlt: Lionel Hutz: I Move For A Bad Court Thingy 1130 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 15/10/2026look it’s hard to be a tankie rn; the state that can actually challenge the American/Atlanticist world system doesn’t care about framing that challenge to meet your emotional needs, and the state that’s good at meeting your emotional needs got way worse at challenging the West. 1357 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinJordan Carlson @jordantcarlson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Increasingly it seems like every billionaire is simply Sauron from Marvel: 2458 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Yankee Candle's Stages of Abstraction Level 1: The scent represents a physical object where the object's aroma is one of its distinct properties. 414764 0
Reposted by Joel BernsteinHowdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Confident in my ability to properly warfare, I take the field. I smile at my opponent. Morocco does not return the gesture. They'd be prettier if they did, I think. They open fire. The F-16-launched AGM-65 Maverick passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly. 36114 0
Reposted by Joel Bernsteinxct @xct.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It's my great pleasure to give a long overdue progress update on our fully human-translated and human-coded English patch for the legendary Tokimeki Memorial 2! 352291845 0
![old tweets from 2013
nathan fielder: Cheapest place to buy S1 of Nathan For You right now is itunes in SD for $11.99. HD is $8 more, which is fair. [link]
vheed44: @nathanfielder why dont you tweet the same thing a THIRD time!
nathan: @Vheed44 Why don't you pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rd3qfi4wgintxoldjqkjtjty/bafkreif7e2ji2lz6ugem4pphstqa7dp6sbxehvglwg5oj456awkriwpdau)
