cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22hi love when people remix one of my favorite jokes 000
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026imagine creating private property because you don’t want people to eat free food. absolutely diabolical behavior tbh 011
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Long Island Politics. 1132
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"What I’m asking, I guess, is that you do the seemingly unthinkable: Actually, really believe all the shit you believe, whether or not it’s safe to believe it, whether or not you get anything in exchange." thank you for writing this @judedoyle.bsky.socialjude-doyle.ghost.ioTransformer: Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes, 1998)A few thoughts on the queer post-apocalypse. 020
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Madhu Pai, MD, PhD @madhupai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It continues to amaze me, despite all the geopolitics and crises, that Global North countries still see themselves as "leaders" in global health, human rights, international law, and morals 13010
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 07/09/2026Wait’ll you hear about Erica Jong 4401
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183694
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026when (like today) Bluesky is going in super heavy on engagement bait I read this as ppl feel uncertain & need comfort food. it’s gonna be all right everybody do your thing, it’s cool. name a sentient body of water. ruin a movie by removing the supporting cast’s eyes. we’ll get through this 451676219
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ok letting us know who followed because of a starter pack and what the starter pack is named is a tremendous move for this website 18106194
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22/07/2026good afternoon to the commenters on charli xcx's posts that keep referencing the le creuset scam only; my blood pressure keeps precipituously dropping because i'm laughing so hard 000
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 21/07/2026I guess this is how one becomes someone who haunts estate sales for old Pyrexworseonpurpose.comYour Cookware Got Worse On PurposeOne buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still worth buying. 171056201
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Joey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol 376221823295
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22/07/2026it’s nice to check in on white feminism all these years later just to find they are still committed to the bit (learning absolutely nothing from their very public, oft-repeated mistakes) 100
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 17/07/2026one of the funniest experiences i had recently was finding the "buster" soundtrack in my local record store. i burst out laughing reading the premise on the gatefold (he's a family man! but he does a little light robbery on the side, just for funsies!) 000
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Bryce Covert @brycecovert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Going to give myself a lil pat on the back and point out that I wrote this in December 2024 just before Elon Musk started DOGEing the government www.thenation.com/article/soci... 13915
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Okay okay okay let’s go 71875333
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 16/07/2026not sure what i’m more scared of: there only being six new sentences left or what the batshit content of the six remaining sentences will be 000
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 09/07/2026we should all be pre-emptively assuming all podcasters are grifters until proven otherwise 000
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/07/2026 485818486
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 17/06/2026It must be so cool to live in a functional republic.theguardian.comJair Bolsonaro’s son sentenced to four years in jail for seeking US interference in father’s Brazil coup trialBrazil supreme court finds that Eduardo Bolsonaro – who resides in the US - tried to get sanctions put on judges trying ex-president over coup plot 175118242552
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website 19691331329
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 20/05/2026i did not move off long island for this 020
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/05/2026why rise and grind when you could snooze and cruise 2736438
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 19/05/2026i don’t want to “stay ahead on the latest tech trends.” just leave me here 000
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/05/2026calling it now. this is how they'll show bluesky on jeopardy 2872755
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/05/2026 2845229
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/05/2026I will never get over how much Roxy Music-era Brian Eno looks like Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show 2385763336
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The fact everyone learned to “spot narcissists” but not about narcissistic systems or the actual mechanisms of scale hosts is why we are here 0276
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/05/2026you're telling me six teens painted this chapel 731979264
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 16/05/2026i s2g adam mosseri wake up like "how do i mess up social media managers' bag this week" 000
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox 483090462
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it 355196737
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026this would fix the website 293164273111
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds 128134403612
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 25/04/2026*staring into the camera with the light behind my eyes entirely extinguished* 161178310
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 25/04/2026God it just can’t stay this bleak forever right. Like we’re gonna do solar and the seas won’t cover the coasts and we’ll stop betting on societal collapse and remember that we’re here to be kind to each other right. 591836306
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 25/04/2026tall boys standing directly in my eyeline at concerts make me feel like riot grrrrl never happened 030
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/04/2026“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap. 157118241500
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/04/2026(attempting to tidy) best i can do is piles 36743115
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 21/04/2026proof i've turned into an irredeemable asshole: my first response to an e-mail about my bank changing its name was "ok but will my interest rates finally go back up?" 100
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Of the auxiliary roles required for a serious street presence, jail support is one of the most important. It’s first-line support for folks who are risking everything to do things most of us wouldn’t do and aren’t going to do. 131
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026the realest part of The Metamorphosis is how on top of everything he is still expected to show up at the office somehow 151514281
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 09/04/2026i love walking around with a thought bubble that’s just a song that was popular in 1998 020
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026When I worked in restaurants if you wanted to become the general manager you had to do shifts in every job in the place, from dishwasher to prep cook to bar back to ensure that you understood how the entire business functioned. Zohran is like this, but for NYC! 51729216
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work. 1824324510796
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Julia B. Chan @juliachanb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice 117108391581
cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 07/04/2026whenever i see some asshole spinning out in the comments section my new stock response will be something to the tune of “hope you’re enjoying your chatgpt psychosis” 001
Reposted by cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 07/04/2026Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs. 179157052844