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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

(in the absolute worst imitation of an a british accent you’ve ever heard in your life) bit early for pumpkin spice season innit mate

sign that reads: autumn on draft: get a frothy taste of our pumpkin spice draft latte.

the iced latte cup is in the center of the ad. two pumpkins and a cinnamon stick are in the immediate background.

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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

rich people about to crash out again because they can’t use the word “apparently” to describe @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s win anymore @hellgatenyc.com

Mayoral Spew: Zohran Mamdani Won (Officially, Decisively)

By Hell Gate, 1 July 2025

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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

every time any product in the g-suite haunts me with this notification i scowl and grumble to myself, "cloud storage was a mistake"

Google enshittification notification that appears without fail whenever I use either Gmail or Drive that reads: "89% of storage used: If you run out of space, you can't save to Drive or use Gmail. Get 100 GB of storage for $0.49 for 1 month."

Additional options are offered to either "Clean up space" or "Get offer."

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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

i love that they gave the fake monstera girlie in the waiting room a fake about-to-unfurl leafie. yes girl, give us verisimilitude ✨

fake monstera plant on a black table with a fake leaf in the center about to “unfurl”

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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

i sincerely hope a western reporter has not contacted hayao miyazaki to ask him for his thoughts on the studio ghibli torture memes but on the unfortunate occasion he has knowledge of them i would like to join him in making this pose and smoking 300 cigarettes at the same time