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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)

@cassandroops.bsky.social
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cackling goblin, absurdist meme aggregator, writer, techno-pessimist, silly-goofy enthusiast. feminist punk in another life 🤘🏽 millennial doing social media pretty much since forever. union yes ✊🏽 nyc 'til i die, baby 🗽 i support crombch 😌❤️

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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i love when people remix one of my favorite jokes
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
imagine creating private property because you don’t want people to eat free food. absolutely diabolical behavior tbh
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Long Island Politics.
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that’s the best part of record stores! talking to some music nerds!
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What I’m asking, I guess, is that you do the seemingly unthinkable: Actually, really believe all the shit you believe, whether or not it’s safe to believe it, whether or not you get anything in exchange." thank you for writing this @judedoyle.bsky.social
jude-doyle.ghost.io
Transformer: Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes, 1998)
A few thoughts on the queer post-apocalypse.
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Madhu Pai, MD, PhD @madhupai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It continues to amaze me, despite all the geopolitics and crises, that Global North countries still see themselves as "leaders" in global health, human rights, international law, and morals
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
are we talking about the same democrats
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 07/09/2026
Wait’ll you hear about Erica Jong
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
wow this is social media
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
when (like today) Bluesky is going in super heavy on engagement bait I read this as ppl feel uncertain & need comfort food. it’s gonna be all right everybody do your thing, it’s cool. name a sentient body of water. ruin a movie by removing the supporting cast’s eyes. we’ll get through this
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ok letting us know who followed because of a starter pack and what the starter pack is named is a tremendous move for this website
via starter pack To Most gorgeous pinchers at the lobster fair
+ Follow back
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
jerry…
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
good afternoon to the commenters on charli xcx's posts that keep referencing the le creuset scam only; my blood pressure keeps precipituously dropping because i'm laughing so hard
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 21/07/2026
I guess this is how one becomes someone who haunts estate sales for old Pyrex
worseonpurpose.com
Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose
One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still worth buying.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
A picture of a box styled like a little free library but with blockbuster movies
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
anyway i am going to go read the black legal scholar’s memoir now
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it’s nice to check in on white feminism all these years later just to find they are still committed to the bit (learning absolutely nothing from their very public, oft-repeated mistakes)
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
yo
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 17/07/2026
A glass door with a hand-lettered sign reading:

NO!!!
SOLICTATION!!!
except Tamale lady
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
one of the funniest experiences i had recently was finding the "buster" soundtrack in my local record store. i burst out laughing reading the premise on the gatefold (he's a family man! but he does a little light robbery on the side, just for funsies!)
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Bryce Covert @brycecovert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Going to give myself a lil pat on the back and point out that I wrote this in December 2024 just before Elon Musk started DOGEing the government www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Do you enjoy eating food and taking medications that don’t make you sick? Getting rid of the government means getting rid of the Food and Drug Administration’s power to make sure drugs are safe before they go on the market. It would eliminate the Department of Agriculture’s oversight of food processing, which makes sure our produce and meat aren’t covered in feces or riddled with pieces of metal.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Okay okay okay let’s go
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
not sure what i’m more scared of: there only being six new sentences left or what the batshit content of the six remaining sentences will be
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
what if skinny jeans were good actually
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we should all be pre-emptively assuming all podcasters are grifters until proven otherwise
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It must be so cool to live in a functional republic.
theguardian.com
Jair Bolsonaro’s son sentenced to four years in jail for seeking US interference in father’s Brazil coup trial
Brazil supreme court finds that Eduardo Bolsonaro – who resides in the US - tried to get sanctions put on judges trying ex-president over coup plot
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
imagining an always sunny episode where frank reynolds pitches this idea at city hall
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
she was basically saying to prioritize education over romantic relationships
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
counterpoint: this is just formalizing my mom's saying (your first husband is your college degree)
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
me (but those are 100 percent my unrealistic standards talking)
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
penny 😌
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i did not move off long island for this
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i love reliving the aughts
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
why rise and grind when you could snooze and cruise
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i don’t want to “stay ahead on the latest tech trends.” just leave me here
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
calling it now. this is how they'll show bluesky on jeopardy
a jeopardy category that reads: "UNBEATABLE SKEETABLES"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
a graphic reads:

STOP BUILDING JERRY INTO APPS

• He was verified as a joke
• "Jerry No" only makes him stronger
• It's not Friday!

(These are REAL Jerries, noted by REAL Jerriaticians!)

(Pictures of Jerry the mouse from Tom & Jerry, Jerry Orbach, and Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire)

They have played us for absolute fools
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/05/2026
I will never get over how much Roxy Music-era Brian Eno looks like Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Brian Eno, musical genius and Richard O'Brien understudy
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The fact everyone learned to “spot narcissists” but not about narcissistic systems or the actual mechanisms of scale hosts is why we are here
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you're telling me six teens painted this chapel
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i s2g adam mosseri wake up like "how do i mess up social media managers' bag this week"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That’s where I’m landing too.
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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc) @cassandroops.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
that tummy shot is so glorious
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this would fix the website
a dialog box reads:

Post reply?
You could probably just stay out of it.

The two buttons are:
- Mind my own business (default)
- Reply anyway
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
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