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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 6h
Watching the inevitable fallout of building neighborhoods on transient sandbars
A screencap from The Princess Bride. The guy in charge of kidnapping Buttercup, whose name escapes me, is exclaiming "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 22h
This meme doesn't really work for me bc the answer is Alan Alda's Hawkeye
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 22h
So you're saying the ginger is fair game 👀
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 23h
Apparently Zachary Levi is doing the company town propaganda film bc he is also trying to build a company town in TX 🤢
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am responsible and can be trusted with the office label maker
A wooden shelf holding boxes marked with barcodes. The shelf is labeled "MICE (EEK!)"
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am responsible and can be trusted with the office label maker
A wooden shelf holding boxes marked with barcodes. The shelf is labeled "MICE (EEK!)"
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you're willing to sell out trans kids for theoretical votes I have to assume you'd sell out anyone for theoretical votes, so, yes, I do think supporting sports bans means you get not a fucking thing from me.
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The classics can be tough
A screenshot of my review of Victor Hugo's The Hunchback of Notre Dame 

3.5 stars

"Hugo is such a fascinating author; for someone with such a razor-sharp understanding of the human condition, he never seems to have internalized the fact that women also experience said condition."
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The school I'm subbing at got a box just like this recently! I thought it was an odd kind of order and now I'm thinking it wasn't actually an order 🤔
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Disheartened you think this but glad you said it. Bc ppl who don’t recognize or care abt their privilege to the extent that they don’t realize ‘neutrality’ in the face of fascism is a firm position are exactly the types of ppl fascists find safe havens with It’s why they can move freely in society
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get ready for a lot of this for the next while
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOW CAN YOU MAKE DRACULA WITHOUT THE COWBOY THE COWBOY IS STRUCTURAL!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I don’t understand why people just jump to the conclusion that voters are the root of electoral outcomes but don’t consider that the people who control the most sophisticated ‘info’ output & surveillance networks on the globe have figured out how to reliably subvert the democratic process by now
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People talk a big game about Tolkien's lore and languages re: worldbuilding but nothing will ever top the concept of Second Breakfast
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Klaudia ☻ @klaudiashhh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
For all my knight lesbians out there ⚔️🐎🌹
Digital illustration of a female knight sitting at a horse and holding a long lance. She's seen from the side, in a full armor, with a heraldic gryphon on her chest, and some scars on her face. Her wavy hair is down, with the sides braided away from her face. The horse is also wearing an armor, with a metal unicorn horn on its head. The character is in greyscale and there's a fluo pink gothic type overlaid on top saying 'Lesbian Jousting'. Additional small copy says 'a medieval martial sport where two armoured lesbian knights charge at each other with lances at full speed, aiming to unseat the opponent'.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I finished the lineart for this picture: Arrow'd 💘
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Critical Criminology @critcrim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Policing is a scam that makes you pay for your own repression #ACAB In Vancouver. #FTP
Sticker on street map sign.
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
whistle up, lads, the raids haven't stopped so neither should we
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨 LITTLE BABY ALERT 🚨
A black cat snuggled up with a fuzzy white blanket. She is a little baby.
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The price of accepting a ride from your straight coworker is hearing about every gay person they've ever known
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello tiny bird I am far away and yet I am close and you are big
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like how it makes the bird Big
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gabapentin my beloved
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gabapentin my beloved
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
The goal of the current fascist project is to enact and enable abuse on the national scale
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
spotted lanternfly girl who keeps getting stomped on
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Heritage Foundation laid out how they were going to rescind Title IX, the law that prohibits sex discrimination in education, by first targeting trans people's participation in sport. Capitulating on the human rights of transgender people is catastrophically falling at the first hurdle.
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prematurely hit post
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... These are the Pizza Hut dine-in special, lol
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not at all, these are
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👀casey👀 @caseyfoureyes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bestie gave me 6 of these as a housewarming gift and tears sprung to my eyes
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the tendency to take older intellectual property and making it dark and gritty has run its course. Time to start adapting older texts to be maximally horny.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026
Peace, good Doll
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People were like no, using genAI doesn't deskill you. And then *all* the CEO's started announcing that not only is deskilling the explicit goal, but then they brag that they don't know how to toast a poptart
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you
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small general strike @spice.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
losing my mind at this Rick Steves clip
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you want to write, "The AI wants to hurt people," remember that you mean to write, "The AI company profits off of hurting people."
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