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🟡 fiilmmaker, writer and artist based in lisboa. 🟡 look upon my works: www.carrozo.com 🟡 shop, tip, or patron: ko-fi.com/carrozo

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UPDATE: there's a digital reconstruction of this tsunami shared today on Twitter by the UN Office for Disaster Risk Reduction - and *HOLY HELL*.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 21h
The reduction of politics to voting is part of the 50 year neoliberal project whose foremost goal is to make you think of yourself as an atomized individual and not as a member of a polity.
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Paddy K @spongepaddy.bsky.social · 22h
I never pass up the opportunity to spread this image a little wider...
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Neil @neilclasper.bsky.social · 18h
Accidentally opened a Guardian US article on ‘whimsymaxxing’ and now I want to start a Cultural Revolution.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 17h
great book, i hope they follow up the excellent diagnosis with a sequel that has much more detail on solutions: messaging, policy, how to construct a guillotine, etc. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GDK...
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Do Tech Billionaires Want the World to Burn? | The Interview
YouTube video by The Interview
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 17h
happy to be in a filter bubble where everyone thinks rapists should be killed with hammers, but am i right in intuiting that there's a (cess)pool of men out there saying, "but you don't understand, it was *consensual* assault"?
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 17h
moved over to european (well, UK-founded) ko-fi from US techbro buymeacoffee. it predates the latter by 6 years and has better functionality that seems to be improving a lot on a weekly basis, too: ko-fi.com/carrozo
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 17h
I am delighted to announce that I have deactivated my LinkedIn profile. I want to thank everyone who pushed me over the edge.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws. Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 30/09/2026
love when a grindr profile’s headline is “please read” like its bio is going to be an appeal for humanitarian aid in a warzone
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 30/09/2026
y’all ever think tweets are like the tiny gears in a giant doomsday clock inevitably cranking towards midnight?
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 30/09/2026
sir, the iranians… they’ve announced… Double Dog Intelligence
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 30/09/2026
getting groceries from the grotesquerie
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝
Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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government hoe @governmenthoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not rly interested in heady debates about where we can legally draw the line between rape and coercive sex I just think if you get horny for degrading or hurting women the rest of society should kill you with hammers
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's waning gibbous. hallelujah it's waning gibbous
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
I'm joining the war on slop with cheap, fast flyer commissions. If you know someone who is asking the computer for event posters, tell them to ask me instead. Get the guarantee!
A poster mocked up as if it was offset printed in black and red roughly 60 years ago. The header reads "AVAILABLE NOW! FLYERS DESIGNED BY A HUMAN BEING!" and the subsequent text is pitching $50 flyer designs with a "SLOP-FREE GUARANTEE," incorporating some vintage Henry Volk clipart of people looking at a poster and saying how well it reflects on the event organizer.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 30/09/2026
Thiel’s Twink Tinctures ™
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 13/12/2024
Peter Thiel looks like his human host is rejecting him.
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ratpoison.bsky.social @ratpoison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SPF 9000 sunscreen and Wesley Snipes with a sword closing in on him.
Peter Thiel not combusting in sunlight, wearing pervert glasses and looking rather wrinkled and sparsely-haired.  Maybe it was the wrong blood type in the last victim he drained?
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 29/11/2023
Archived for posterity
Post from former twitter user sargoth:
Fun spotify fact: you pay more for the electricity that keeps your computer running during a song, than spotify pays to the artist who made it
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 04/03/2026
The thing about telling chatbot users that using chatbots deteriorates their epistemic connexion to reality, is that it fails to take into consideration that using chatbots deteriorates one's epistemic connexion to reality, such that being told it has deteriorated will not seem like a big deal
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 30/09/2026
all AI-generated websites look and sound exactly the same as each other. the only remarkable thing about them is how they manage to be both insanely overwrought and offensively mediocre.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 30/09/2026
ginger pigeon
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 20/12/2024
regretfully coined the words "anschlussy" and "sarcophagussy" in my mind today
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hand-stencil rock art from Gua Tewet, Borneo, thought to be over 10,000 years old. Photo by Luc-Henri Fage
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 14/09/2026
"There was also a Special Mention for 'Consumido', by [carrozo], for its <<humour and visual care, combined with narrative economy that turns the roles of predator and prey on their head.>>" www.euronews.com/culture/2026...
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MOTELX ends 20th edition with awards for Nordic cinema
Portugal's scariest festival wrapped up with the Méliès d'Argent for best European feature going to a Danish film set in 19th-century Faroe Islands, and tributes to Solveig Nordlund and Julie Corman.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 14/09/2026
wahey! my short won a Special Mention for Best Portuguese Horror Short Film this weekend!
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 14/09/2026
cut a 60-second showreel for 2026 yesterday, in case any of y'all know of motion picture opportunities www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjqw...
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[carrozo] showreel 2026-09
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 14/09/2026
the mold whispering into JK Rowling's subconscious: "you should put on your website a list of every mean thing you think anyone's ever said about you just in case someone doesn't know you're in the Epstein files"
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 14/09/2026
i thought this was Burning Man coming to a close
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 14/09/2026
a still of Nicole Kidman in 2004's Birth by Jonathan Glazer, which I watched last night
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 11/09/2026
Just trying a new marketing trick
a picture of a wind farm that says

WIND POWER

Crossed out: It generates clean energy, lowers your power bills and gives back to your community


instead (in larger not crossed out) There’s a 10% chance it will kill off the entire human species in just a few years!!
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shout out to whoever crafted this headline.
DEEZ NUTZ!!
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 03/09/2026
here at bluesky we're building a friendlier social media experience. with an iron fist. this is your final warning.
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 09/01/2026
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tinnitus is a dead language spoken by a sacred spectral entity wishing you would drink another six coffees.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 10/09/2026
"In addition to monitoring activists in the vicinity of Anthropic executives and keeping tabs on protests near physical Anthropic assets, the firm is also implementing a “pre-crime” approach, attempting to predict incidents before they happen." prospect.org/2026/09/09/a...
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Anthropic Is Building a Predictive Surveillance System to Monitor Activists - The American Prospect
New hires and comments in interviews show that the AI giant is using its capabilities against dissenters.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 10/09/2026
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Has Hollywood given up on the happy ending?
I tracked the endings of 7,384 films, and measured the emotions on 1.57 million actors’ faces, to find out whether the movies still send us home happy.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I try not to be reductive but some days it really does feel like everyone is either (1) an absolute asshole who faces zero consequences or (2) the kindest soul you know getting absolutely pummeled by life with no relief in sight
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Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s wrong because the wheelie bin can’t give consent
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