Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's that day againstatic.klipy.comMean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)ALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan) 000
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comJeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park QuoteAlt: Jeff Goldblum as Doctor Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park, saying "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." 000
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Am I a fat ugly man?" And 99 other phrases to ask yourself during dysphoric episodes 000
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@shaunvids.bsky.social Have you read "Why Don't We Just Kill the Kid In the Omelas Hole" by Isabel J. Kim? It's very compelling and reminds me of some points you brought up in your Palestine video, you should check it out if you haven't. Really fantastic stuff. 000
Reposted by Carmine ChaosKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11896961921
Reposted by Carmine Chaosseandgooner.bsky.social @seandgooner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I know a joke about trickle down economics, but most of you won’t get it 2453
Reposted by Carmine Chaosdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026YES Kendrick Lamar was killing a YouTuber. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean. 39518
Reposted by Carmine Chaos🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is when Beshear should act. Right? 1720764
Reposted by Carmine ChaosBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Seems like a lot of people saw “The Odyssey”, but the only “Odd I See” are women with blue hair on college campuses 712913220
Reposted by Carmine ChaosHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Many people are saying the heat is so oppressive that the fake assassination had to be postponed. 21360651130
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Remember when Trump said if he won in 2024 he would solve the Russia-Ukraine war with a phone call before even being inaugurated? Doesn't seem to have panned out I know it sounds strange to say that something Trump said on the campaign trail was an obvious lie we all called out at the time, but... 020
Reposted by Carmine ChaosGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/06/2026ok this one got me 21112902437
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me when I find out about a month old drama I'd never heard of and spend a solid hour scrolling bsky posts (& then a tiny bit of reddit) trying to find out exactly what happened and get two very different sides of what happened and why. I stayed up way too late for being sick rn but I had to scroll. 000
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Sick rn w/ smth making me feel frail&alternating too hot/cold & I really want a certain 4+hr vid essay dropping to soothe my troubles. (also don't want the creator's hand to kill him). Luckily @gutsickgibbon.bsky.social just dropped a diff 4hr vid essay abt creationism dying so I'll watch that tmrw. 110
Reposted by Carmine ChaosNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Imagine dying on the front lines because you were simply too horny. 452216269
Reposted by Carmine Chaosanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137493530
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 15/06/2026#yiayku Holy crap lois This is my reacting face I love freebooting 000
Reposted by Carmine ChaosAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/06/2026APLs merch game is better than the rest unfortunately 1117726
Reposted by Carmine ChaosRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The Albanian people have been massively protesting for several consecutive days against slumlord crook Jared Kushner and Crimestress Ivanka seizing land in their country to the sum of billions of dollars to build a trashy resort. I hope they don’t stop until their evil corrupt deal is reversed. 1007286468109
Reposted by Carmine ChaosMarko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Ruthless 216636804
Reposted by Carmine ChaosMeg Adams (ArtbyMoga) @artbymoga.bsky.social · 26/04/2026“Flowers For Men” (2025) 944861637
Reposted by Carmine ChaosAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026A serious event for a serious profession in a very serious country. bsky.app/profile/mike... 739425
Reposted by Carmine ChaosAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation. 208217094858
Reposted by Carmine ChaosAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026“How dare you not show compassion here” say the defenders of a profession that has almost completely ignored the largest number of journalists murdered in a single year for two years in a row because they happen to be considered non-human by (checks notes) the guest of honor at this event. 91548224
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Happy 4/13 to those who, like me, bore witness as a complex and multifaceted and terrible and wonderful webcomic happened. 000
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 13/04/2026@sarahz.bsky.social With your new video being out and *glances at calendar* the current date, guess it's time to re-watch your Homestuck videos again lol. 000
Reposted by Carmine ChaosTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball 140145823490
Reposted by Carmine ChaosIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 02/04/2026...I know guilting people is fucking stupid, but. Y'all. Some horrible, random woman is now a millionaire because she called a child a nigger. We can at least get Luanne to goal. 11418645
Reposted by Carmine ChaosKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The time honored capitalistic trend of gradually making your product shittier and shittier until you can debut the original as a new product 301143172
Reposted by Carmine ChaosMuffin @montrealmuffin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Democrats seem to be willing to end every shutdown without achieving a single goal. I'm sure this will only produce effective results. 041
Reposted by Carmine ChaosZombieErnie @zombieernie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today. I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had. 1853002448
Reposted by Carmine Chaosまり @malidala.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Bill Gates would not be cheating on his wife with underaged sex trafficking victims if we had done him the favor of taking all his money. It's for their own good. 462458
Reposted by Carmine ChaosA. M. Vincent @vincent.northsky.social · 15/03/2026Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible. 7686432593
Reposted by Carmine ChaosHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 15/03/2026Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme: 39142433628
Reposted by Carmine ChaosThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started 790235597051
Reposted by Carmine Chaosshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 28/02/2026anyone choosing this moment to be all "here's what you get with republicans: bombs in the middle east" needs to grow up rapidly, considering what the last dem admin did in gaza & their current support for trump's actions right now. this is what you get with (wholly bipartisan) american imperialism 483485843
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The bombing of Iran reinforces that 2 state solution to Israel/Palestine isn't feasible. Israeli govt just wants to kill brown people, Muslims, and anyone who disagrees with zionist expansion (including anti zionist jews). They want more death and they want more land. 2 state doesn't do either. 110
Reposted by Carmine ChaosAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 28/02/2026With Trump, there's always a tweet. 972551750
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The sheer cruel pointlessness of this all is very depressing. Indiscriminate area bombing doesn't do anything other than kill innocent people and escalate the conflict. It didn't force regime change in Britain or Germany or Japan. It's not going to change anything now either, other than killing. 000
Carmine Chaos @carminechaos.bsky.social · 08/02/2026The urge to suddenly become amazing at animation so I can make animatics for my favorite songs 000