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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You have really interesting things to say, but the way you post is very annoying. Could you change your personality so I could more easily engage with your content?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Definitely the first State of the Union where the president talked about the military killing unarmed fishermen as a laugh line
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
part of why we are driving ICE absolutely mad is that we are using tactics that do not really permit them to legally arrest us. they cannot operate the way they want to operate when we have eyes on them. they want to be a secret police and we simply will not let them be secret
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
absolutely nothing discredits “longtermism” more than how much of these freaks are only belatedly realizing how much of a mistake it was to bandwagon with Trump
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
(through clenched teeth) issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding conservative columnists david brooks and bret stephens. you do, under some circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
can't normalize without normies. make your peace with this now
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
wow, r/neoliberal is really going off on Schumer
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Only takes 23 Senate Democrats to remove Chuck Schumer from leadership and replace him with someone willing to fight
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
having been in many rooms where protests are initially orchestrated, i can say sights like this are a highly desired outcome. protests are inherently theatrical & part of that is triggering state actors to unwittingly adopt the role they were born to play.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG: Plaintiffs in one lawsuit against DOGE have alerted the court to President Trump's remarks tonight calling Elon Musk the "head" of the office.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones. Democrats: [wave placard] Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 05/03/2025
hey guess what trump's numbers about social security are total horseshit www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump backed GOP into a big corner with his “balanced budget” point. The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math. Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
senator jamelle bouie, imo
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Rebecca Traister @rtraister.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
In recalling all the abusive behavior, please don't sleep on the fact that Cuomo was ALSO corrupt, dishonest and bad at his job!
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
damn dude that was incomprehensible but good luck with being divorced & sucks you’re in a k-hole or whatever
Elon Musk x twitter post
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This is what I mean by the woke mind virus.
The more I learn, the more insidious and deadly it appears.

Maybe the biggest existential danger to humanity is having it programmed into the Al, as is the case for every Al besides @Grok. Even for Grok, it's tough to remove, because there is so much woke content on the internet.

For example, when other Als were asked whether global thermonuclear war or misgendering was worse, they picked the latter. The existential problem with that extrapolation is that a super powerful Al could decide that the only 100% certain way to stop misgendering is to kill all humans...

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ELON: THE WOKE MIND VIRUS IS CREATING AN ARTIFICIAL MENTAL CIVIL WAR
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Five alarm fire. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
Flashing lights, large screens ablaze with animated graphics reminiscent of the oughties. The CPAC logo spins around as generic rap-rock blasts across the crowd.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the DOGE update. Please welcome Newsmax host, Rob Schmitt.

Schmitt: Man. That is a big crowd. And they are not here for me.

Crowd cheers.

Schmitt: How you guys doing? Nice vibe this month, right? After the best month we’ve ever had. Nice to see you. Thanks for coming out. It’s good to see you. Let’s not kill any more time, let’s bring out Elon Musk.

Crowd goes wild. Elon Musk enters stage, pumping both fists high in the air, walking slightly unsteadily. He is wearing a black MAGA baseball cap and sunglasses that look like they were bought in a gas station in 1989. He continues to pump his fists as he makes his way in front of the beige arm chairs at the front of the stage. Rob Schmitt attempts to get his attention, but he turns and waves at the crowd.

Schmitt: We’ve got one more surprise, in case this wasn’t enough.Musk: Well, President, uh, President Milei has a gift for me.

Schmitt: [hamming at camera] Javier Milei from Argentina, you guys know who that is, right?

Milei, a friendly-looking figure who resembles Bilbo Baggins right before he Smeagolifies, enters the stage carrying a chainsaw. He presents the chainsaw to the billionaire, who then waves it around unsteadily.

Musk: This… is… the chainsaw for bureaucracy. [pumps the chainsaw in the air] CHAINSAAAW!He takes a beat to examine the chainsaw. He is still wearing his sunglasses. He turns around and starts wandering to the other side of the stage, waving the chainsaw around.

Musk: Uwaaauwaargh!

Milei lurks awkwardly in the background, trying to wave goodbye to Musk, before Schmitt takes notice.

Schmitt: Mr. President, thank you so much. Nice to meet you. I love it. We love it.

Musk’s attention snaps to Milei. The two men shake hands with the Argentinian president, who then departs.
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Carl @carlsomeone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
DOGE published their “receipts” and only fraud I see is DOGE fraudulently claiming entire value of Blanket Purchase Agreements that were averaging *way* less spend/year than the total cap implied. E.g. Dept of Ag was on track to spend $1.5M over 5 years on DEI, not the $25M DOGE claimed as “savings”
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i know there's a lot of data that making people who are members of a cult feel like credulous rubes just gets them even more into the cult but, with trumpism, i think the people we need to convince are not the cultists but the marginally attached low-info voters so maybe mockery is good?
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i am, for what it is worth, somewhat optimistic that this will all end terribly for these people.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/02/2025
a whole bunch of people seem to have decided that because Trump committed a bunch of crimes on the way out the door the first time that him returning to office with 49% of the vote is a mandate to rule as god-emperor forever no matter what he does this is craven and stupid and a huge mistake
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
you hate john podesta for something something rigged against bernie crankery i hate john podesta for his key role in the decision to roll OFA into the DNC and smothering it instead of building AFO we are not the same
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
the perfect picture to illustrate what might well be the apex of plutocracy in human history
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
the party first demands a monopoly on any kind of left-of-center energy and then screams at anyone who tries to harness it for anything other than responding to five hundred identical panicky texts every day during election season
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
it would be nice if every time there were a civil society organization which tried to do this, the party did something other than just hit them up for checks and then scold them for doing anything
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 13/02/2025
The "large scale social deception" contract Musk is conspiracizing about was: * first awarded under Trump * paid to Reuters' data division, not the newsroom * for researching *defenses* against deception * not revealed by "DOGE investigations" and was a public record, visible online for many years
Elon: Reuters was paid millions of dollars by the US government for “large scale social deception”. 

That is literally what it says on the purchase order! They’re a total scam. 

Just wow.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
the idea that these tech guys are opposed to "government waste" is so completely fucking ridiculous. they feast on government waste. DOD budgets are a bloated mess. the pentagon has failed 7 straight audits. the big beneficiaries are tech companies providing defense services.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
“Elon got root access” is definitely going to wind up in court filings since that’s not what DOJ has been telling judges. Musk just quote-tweeted this, which seems like an admission they’ve been lying in court.
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JOE LONSDALE: DOGE CAN'T BE STOPPED BECAUSE IT'S A VERY TECHNICAL TEAM
"I have mentors in the Reagan administration who came in looking for [government waste].
Those people were not technical.
When they went to the bureaucracy, and they asked questions, there are so many ways of obscuring and blocking and deterring.
Elon got root access, and he went to the tech systems themselves.
No one has done this ever.
No president had ever had tech people aroundElon Musk ~ X @elonmusk
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The White House now has tech support.
The matrix is being reprogrammed to make success one of the possible outcome. They did not expect this.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 13/02/2025
this is so fucking embarrassing, man, people got mad about burrito taxis and accidentally elected a guy whose favorite star trek character is boba fett
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The natsec blob’s anger over the Afghan withdrawal leading them to enthusiastically collaborate in tanking Biden’s approval to level it never recovered from is one of the dumbest fucking moves in modern political history.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I'm with Kelly here: deeply interested in leftism as a political project but have no interest whatsoever in leftism as a subculture. the stakes of leaving this behind are hopefully clearer by the day
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
THEY ARE DEFUNDING MEDICAID AND BUYING CYBERTRUCKS WITH THE MONEY. Dems stop saying "uh he promised he would lower the cost of living" and take the layup
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/02/2025
I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
genuinely jarring to read one of these emails that has actual useful information instead of a fundraising pitch
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I think social media basically supercharges all of the normal human tendencies towards ideas that are emotionally affecting/appealing, while removing all of the traditional societal brakes on such things.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
the reason to systematically primary safe seat Dems in 2026 and 2028 is because they don't have the guts to do what needs to be done in 2029 even if they get the spine to do what needs to be done when under crushing pressure in 2025
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I am once again begging New York City to Eminent Domain every last Trump property in NYC and use it for migrant housing. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/n...
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New York Got $80 Million for Migrants. The White House Took It Back.
The New York City comptroller’s office, which first noticed the missing money, said that the Federal Emergency Management Agency had unilaterally taken the funds from the city’s accounts.
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
One of the major changes versus pre pandemic is that people have way less of a social life and way more of an online life. Online is way more important than ever at the same time it's becoming a fetid swamp of gutter racism and misogyny, with no IRL backstops - especially for men
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
just gonna speak for myself that a decoupling of economic sentiment and reality doesn’t mean that I don’t think poor people are having a hard time — my issue is that some thinktank moron writing in Politico had a weirdly easy time infiltrating the online left’s thought process
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