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@cari.bsky.social
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The two genders
Two notifications:
News

Google 2h

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Ovaries remain active long after menopause

Ongoing cellular shifts decades later may be linked to ovarian cancer

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Rockstar confirms GTA 6 will launch on time

The open-world adventure hits consoles November 19 with early downloads starting a week prior
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I fucking love tubi!!!!! #tubi #sharks
The results when you search "sha" on tubi - all sharks all the time
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was not good + not a good use of the limited time we have to watch movies now that we have a baby. What is this, the freaking Juster?
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay what the hell
The mister bedeviled app saying all restaurants serving Mexican food are now closed
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shane said this is the scariest thing he's ever seen
The mister bedeviled app saying all restaurants serving pizza are now closed
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
George Lucas sad food court picture with a speech bubble
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last day at my job
Silhouette of a man dramatically breaking chains that bind his hands in front of a beautiful sunset
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some of my best work
Tricolor blue eyed Australian shepherd with a blue collar in the sims Tricolor blue eyed Australian shepherd in real life
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shut up and get in your pyramid mesh carrier
Bird in a yellow pyramid shaped mesh travel carrier with a zipper on one side
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I like the lectern account
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Get the hell out of here!!!!
Letterboxd Rushes for Cari Gmail notification
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"it's over"
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My mom sent me a pic of her dogs and I can't stop laughing
Two extremely miserable Chihuahuas, one is black and one is brown. They are standing on a blue table and they're both wearing pink sweaters.
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Two bluesky posts in the same chain:

Between the fact that the advanced technical systems in Russia's armored vehicle arsenal were stripped & sold on the black market before the Ukraine war, and now the U.S. being out of missiles after a few months of war with Iran, seems like the 2020s are shaping up to be the decade of Paper Tigers

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Show me one. Show me the Klingon Academy of Math. Show me the Klingon graduate students. CBS all access I dare you.
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
1 like and he gets the happy pickle dog treat
Blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd looking at a dog treat that is a smiling green pickle
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
One little beer one big beer
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When your eBay alerts from 2010 are still active
eBay search match alert email showing a black and white madewell Chevron print dressSame dress on the model
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
dog pizza night once again
Small pizza with just pepperoni and cheese on a board Blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd looking at a tiny slice of pizzaSame dog got the pizza
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every AI slop post on my LinkedIn feed sounds like this
Doom: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
baby update
Maslow's hierarchy of needs but the only thing on it is a farmstand-themed toy DJ set
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Got this farmstand-themed toy DJ set for the baby and Shane said it is "semiotically fucked"
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ear
Blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd standing on concrete with one ear up
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
time cube for women
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Smoking on that shit that made Pliny the Elder
Etymology

The genus name, Salvia, was first used by Pliny for a plant that was likely Salvia officinalis (common sage) and is derived from the Latin salvere.
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
dog omelet
Blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd eyeing an omeletSame dog licking the bowl the omelet is in
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We're having carnitas tonight so I set aside some of the pork and made Rollo a dog quesadilla
Tricolor Australian shepherd and his quesadilla
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
pepper criminal
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Does he deserve one popcorn?
Sad tricolor Australian shepherd
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What did I say?
Spaghetti in a bowl
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You know what time it is!! #spaghettinight #climatechange
99 degrees feels like 114 degreesSpaghetti over a pot of water
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Shane made me a custom jeopardy game and Rollo watched it like it was real jeopardy
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tiny tricolor Australian shepherd looking shocked
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is not working and the toilet has no knob. There is a line outside the stall. I am waving manically and nothing is happening. Am I in hell?
A touchless flush button with a sign next to it that saves "American standard wave to flush"
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Dog staring at tiny pizza sliceHe is going for the pizza sliceThe pizza slice is about to be devoured It is done
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
people pizza and dog pizza
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Don't tell him he's getting a pizza
Tricolor blue eyed Australian shepherd under a counter with a tiny salami and chicken pizza on it
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
when you try to relax for one minute instead of playing ball
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is it okay to eat this stuff if you're really hungry?
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
dog egg
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I need to get off this damn phone
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
what would you do in this situation
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
He is watching jeopardy
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Why 2-factor authentication? Why not 3-factor or 4-factor? Why not just go for 10-factor authentication?
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
he is under arrest
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
he is waiting for his lunch egg
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
why does he look like just a little guy
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I don't want my baby daughter to absorb bad vibes so I have to pretend working on the computer feels like this
Lebron James smiling through it all but with computers
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Never let me cook
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