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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 6h

Waiting for the adrenaline and cortisol to clear my system so I can enjoy the fact that my husband apparently overrode my notifications blackout to tell me (over the phone) ☎️🚨🔔‼️ about some really good leftovers in the fridge

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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 6h

That thing that everyone famously loves and never worries about being slapped with incomprehensible taxes and overcharges on: choosing a cell phone plan

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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

here's a bug playing right field

cartoon drawing of a little bug (like a beetle) wearing a baseball hat and glove, standing among the grass, looking on attentively. Not sure what his stats are this season

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

felt a lil baby earthquake here in pierce county

Screengrab of USGS site showing a 4.0 magnitude earthquake at 2:05 pm PT outside Burley, Washington

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Move over Face Down River Dad; it's Face Down Ice Child

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Was OCR-searching for photo proof of a mug I'd found on a stoop in Brooklyn many years ago, and came across this forgotten pic of Roger and Terry recumbent-fighting

On a desk under a monitor are two orange and white cats slap-fighting while lying on their sides facing each other. Nearby is a mug that says "Have a nice day asshole!"

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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 24/09/2026

Cat people will really be like "this is my cat, Hieronymus Josh" and then start the next sentence with "she"

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i wonder if r. budd and christine are up there goofing and chopping it up

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

please, sir, i want to eat the paints

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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 27/09/2026

Oh lawd he comin

View from my bed. A ridiculous tuxedo cat is flolloping up the cat steps.

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charnel booty @laughingrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Get in here with a notebook, I’m having Revelations

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is my tinnitus in the room with us right now?

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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Has the G ever run? Science and archeology have yet to reveal to us mere mortals whether the G train is an actual route via which denizens are transported or if is merely a vast subterranean sculpture

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liz @bookjanitor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

he just got his tongue caught on the crocheted blanket i’ve wrapped him in (he insisted). well guy try not evolving a horrible barbed monstrosity

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Naming it helps: When you see a mf talking about "naming" something, you just know a mf used AI to write it

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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

welcome back the internet's number one show about pry bars, crowbars, shims, utility knives and hammers, if it lets you breach a crate that's great,we're talking about it here! on Eyes on the Prys

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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

wonderful catte

A tabby cat staring wide-eyed into the top corner of a room, slightly alarmed but also quizzical

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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve been sitting outside for a bit over an hour now and my cat is upsetti spaghetti about it

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Serial Experiments Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you're looking for a reason to keep going, the research coming out next year is set to be a huge update to our image of not only T. Rex but also Triceratops!!!!! Gotta stick around and learn more about what dinos were really like!!!!!

cowboystatedaily.com

Found On Newcastle Ranch, 'Rex Jr.' Could Be Most Important T. Rex Ever Discovered

"Rex Junior" is a partial but perfectly preserved Tyrannosaurus skeleton found on the Zerbst Ranch in eastern Wyoming. A paleontologist said that the…

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I get there u better not be revealing as much about ur maker as you do about ur subject 😡😤

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bringing an interesting stick i found to the pub to show the boys

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I never knew I needed this setting until I moved to Tacoma

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I am busted as fuck; please dress slutty at my funeral

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t want to be too alarmist here but you’re all aware that the Nazis were hyperbolic idiots right? Like you have picked up on the fact that this is actually a core part of fascism?

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Broccoli haircut LBJ is livestreaming himself ordering pants

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Our records indicate you haven’t suffered enough to refill this medication.

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Cardigan Enthusiast @cardiganenthusiast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

DJ Shadow - Endtroducing... #firstrecordoftheday 30th anniversary mentions made me pull this one out again. Still remarkable.

The album Endtroducing...by DJ Shadow is displayed

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

sudden uptick in spam, literally overnight (?)

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Does that have downstream cultural consequences? Is my superstructure all fucked up??

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Baseball Enthusiast @iluvbaseball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tabouli eats breakfast and then she spends 10 or so minutes playing with her catnip doughnut. I love that she is so dedicated to her morning routine

An all black cat lying on a wood floor next to her doughnut toy

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(referring to every cat I've ever had, none of whom were named Bubba) I miss my Bubba

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Those are my finishing salts but go off

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ARTS 'N FARTS 'N CRAFTS (coming summer 2028)

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Katina Davis @katinadavis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Don't even talk to me until I've had my woims"

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can’t help but think that if you’d listened to both CDs of Legends of the Hammer Dulcimer in their entirety like I’d asked then we wouldn’t need to have this discussion

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Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

folks: it’s tunnel time

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*exiting bathroom* "well the strait of hormel is certainly still open"

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