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@carapaceshell.bsky.social
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failed librarian, archivist, celticist, medievalist, and linguist; long covid and m.e. enjoyer somewhere near tacoma fix your hearts or die pfp: skeleton cradling flower (hugo simberg's garden of death) banner: siamese cat tucked into bed watching tv

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
felt a lil baby earthquake here in pierce county
Screengrab of USGS site showing a 4.0 magnitude earthquake at 2:05 pm PT outside Burley, Washington
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was OCR-searching for photo proof of a mug I'd found on a stoop in Brooklyn many years ago, and came across this forgotten pic of Roger and Terry recumbent-fighting
On a desk under a monitor are two orange and white cats slap-fighting while lying on their sides facing each other. Nearby is a mug that says "Have a nice day asshole!"
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Closeup of tuxedo cat receiving jowl rubs, mouth agape, eyes half open, stupefied
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A printout stuck to a wall or door with a magnet. It says, in silly florid font, Ladies please, you can't Handel me! Now Bach off! With an 18th century engraving under it of a man with two women.

There is also a crudely cut meme printed out below this which shows quote unquote acceptable behaviors on one side next to clip art (e.g., reading, listening to music, etc.) and on the other side under quote unquote not acceptable: an 18th century portrait of a man with the caption: Literally eating yourself to death by consuming 14 helpings of dessert
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SLAM in the back of my
Product tag for a kitchen utensil called a Spoonula
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Screenshot of a Bluesky exchange. 
@acidlich, who I tagged, has quote posted with this info: 
"I do love that I am the resident ภาษาไทย lady but I don’t know anyone in Philadelphia unfortunately. I would be willing to help over zoom (time & health allowing but I am on the west coast so I really can’t do in person). I also cannot reply or quote, แล้วก็คิดว่า ช่วยไม่ได้  " (1/2)
"Anyway it’s funny I’m being tagged about this because I am listening to old ass Thai music as we speak (of course I am, it’s one of my top 10 activities)"  (2/2)
Cooper (@aacooper.bsky.social) then says:
"Wat Mongkoltepmunee is in Bensalem. That might be a place to look. There's a general Southeast Asian diaspora area called Little Saigon, but that's mostly Viet and Khmer. Plenty of Thai people but not any real cultural centers."
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still from one of the Barry Lyndon zoom out shots. Dude is going through it against some architecture
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pierre Bonnard: "Cats Playing," c. 1904 // Cait: "currently in tears over these two dogs," 2024
fine art sketch or painting of two cats on a rug, one standing over the other, who is laid out lounging and looks super flatScreenshot of an old post by cait @cait.bsky.social. Picture of two dogs, one standing over the other one, who is laid out and looks comically flat. Caption says "currently in tears over these two dogs"
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
belated addition from august
Sketchbook on desk open to a loose abstract sketch of flowers in watercolor, pastel, and acrylic marker
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tumblr post by username dyke-uncle, which is a screenshot of another post or maybe a video, with Spanish captions. On the left side, a small green bird shaped object is visible on the side of the road in the distance, with the caption "Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures." Right side image is a close up of the object, which is actually an unshucked ear of corn. The caption on this side is "Ah no, it's a corn"
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
????
A promotional flyer depicting a middle aged silver haired person in sunglasses on a beach by a bike sitting awkwardly and smiling. The caption says: "Is it hearing loss, or just [dot dot dot ellipses] all-caps EARWAX?"
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why does the keyboard on my iPhone now take up 2/3 of the screen I can't live like this
Screenshot of me typing this post. The keyboard and related UI elements take up two thirds of the screen. In fact, as I type this alt text I literally can't see what I'm typing.  Guess I'll die Screenshot of me about to post alt text for the last image. I had to type it blindly because I couldn't see the text box and then look at it without being able to type in it before posting.
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
She was so special! Her white coat made her look like a dentist and she liked to hang out in the bathroom so she was also known as Smudgie Jenkins DDS
White cat with snowshoe markings is now older and her coat markings look darker and more calico. She is perched weirdly on a sink with her eyes closed looking like she's trying to meet someone on the astral plane
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I miss this little weirdo even though she's been gone since 2014. She had a Converse box we called her Starship. Cut a hole in the lid for her head and closed her up in there and gave her rides and she loved it.
A converse all star shoe box with the lid closed, except a third of the lid has been cut off and in its place a cat head is sticking out with beaming incandescent eyes. The cat is small and white and snowshoe marked and she looks goofy as hell. It is a scan of an old glossy photo
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me and Inky, 1991
A blonde tween in a bright striped shirt with big red glasses is holding a black cat
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Framed print of a colorful painting version of the "no talk me angy" meme kitten with its back facing youFramed print of tarot card-looking illustration of a cute little hermit crab holding up a lantern. It's captioned THE HERMIT
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Smudgie in question:
White Cat with snowshoe markings sticking her face in the camera looking bugged out
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Got lost in the camera roll in 2020-2021 (when we lived in a house in Tacoma with a big backyard). This little feller was a regular who enjoyed the Bringing Out of the Cob
A blurry dried corncob is in the foreground. In the middle distance, on the other side of a glass door, a squirrel stands on his haunches, hands clasped expectantly
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the vibes at age 48
Still from THE PRISONER showing a sign an office that says, in the Village typeface, QUESTIONS ARE A BURDEN TO OTHERS; ANSWERS A PRISON FOR ONESELFStill from THE PRISONER showing a nurse pushing an elderly woman all snugged up in a wheelchair with a full face sun visor and snuggie-looking cape
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"(I've Had) The Time of My Life" is a uniquely terrible song
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech meme guy
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
(fumbling professor voice) "MY PUMPKINS!"
Product image showing a black and white BEFORE image and a color AFTER image. The BEFORE image shows a kitchen with various pumpkins spilled everywhere on the floor near a Le Creuset dutch oven and jars and things of that nature. The after image shows everything nearly arranged in a 3-tiered rolling cart.
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Photographs from the Hugo Simberg archive, Finnish National Gallery
Late 1800s or early 1900s photograph of two women standing on swings (or perhaps sharing a swing), facing different directions but both at a 45 degree angle, against a backdrop of forest and cabin.Photograph labeled 1904 of a man with him arm outstretched. A blurry dog is in the foreground, mid jump.
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In Paul Schrader's CAT PEOPLE (1982) the zoo gift shop sells at least two models of stuffed animal I owned around this time. Only have photo proof of one
Dirty laptop screen showing a still from CAT PEOPLE (1982) of the zoo gift shop and all the stuffed animalsCloseup of the still showing a row of stuffed beavers or woodchucks in yellow SMILE T-shirtsAnother closeup of the movie still showing a shelf full of colorful Macaw or parrot stuffies behind Nastassja Kinski3-year-old with Captain and Tennille haircut holding the very same parrot stuffie
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Going to start a thread of old Roger + Terry pics because I need to remember them
White and orange cat face with paws resting on a UV lamp. Big old balloon head. Looking like Falcor. Or KilroyOrange and white cat resting his jowl on a railing on the stairs in a sunbeam. His eyes sparkle and contain the universeTwo orange and white cats in a golden hour sunbeam on a dining table. One has big eyes and one has tiny eyesOrange and white cat craning its neck and looking concerned
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Orange cat on a couch slumped over like Pooh Bear suckling on his arm and sitting like peopleOrange cat with tongue sticking out looking scrungeReally good angle of an orange cat taken with a potato phonetiny scrungly kitten resting its chin on an arm
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Week after week i am upset to find that Henry Jr. and Nigel are still looking for a home ws.petango.com/webservices/...
two big boy cats huddled together in a shelter, one is big orange and the other is big tabby. they look sad
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
he is beauty he is grace
Potato quality phone camera picture of an orange and white tabby sitting on a couch like people. He is slumped over and suckling on his own right arm for comfort
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think of this one every time I buy too many art supplies
David Shrigley painting of a tired looking elephant sitting down and resting, slumped over. It reads I MUST REST; MY RAMPAGE IS OVER
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It was a very good weekend, movie-wise
Letterboxd screenshot showing five movies: Cat People (4 stars), 12 Angry Men (4.5 stars), Tootsie (3.5 stars), The Apartment (4.5 stars), and Hester Street (4 stars).
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
attempts at representational art crash my brain, so i can only use my sketchbooks to do stuff like this currently
scribbly little sketches of abstract landscapes with ochres and neon orangessmudgy sketch of orange flowers with bright green stems
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Screengrab from Letterboxd of two popular reviews. First is by Toni and says, "Lars Von Trier's films got me through a bad time in my life by making it worse (heart emoji)." Second is by Karsten and says, "i feel like shit"
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
more chaos swatching
Gray toned paper sketchbook open on a desk with some nasty ass swatches of paintbig sketchbook open on a desk covered in inchoate swatches of acrylic gouache
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ah no,
Tumblr post by username dyke-uncle, which is a screenshot of another post or maybe a video, with Spanish captions. On the left side, a small green bird shaped object is visible on the side of the road in the distance, with the caption "Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures." Right side image is a close up of the object, which is actually an unshucked ear of corn. The caption on this side is "Ah no, it's a corn"
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy World Sunglasses Day
John Candy as Dean Andrews in JFK looking cool as hell in some mid-1960s sunglasses and a suit
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
How your email finds me
Grainy crop of a diagram for hypervolemic POTS showing a sitting stick figure full of blood but the blood doesn't reach past their shoulders like a partially empty vessel. Labeled "reduced sitting blood volume"
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
it's CALLED uglyswatching
A sketchbook open to two pages covered in messy strokes of gansai paints labeled as 12 different colors
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
He then proceeded to crop and zoom so I wouldn't miss it
Closeup crop of original picture Closer up crop of original pic
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My husband texted me this pic of our next door neighbor's cat and look at this Big Boy Face
A grey tuxedo cat in a second story window. He has a notched ear and a very strong face and tiny little sad eyes
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
loose sketchbook time with gansai paints (actually happier with how the little ones came out; ironic because they started out as "i'm using these pages to wipe my brush on" while working on the bigger one)
two sketchbooks open on a desk, showing loose watercolor landscapesbigger sketchbook open to another loose landscape
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
this is me if you even care
Closeup zoom of the baby hippo at the german zoo's face; looks like they just told a joke
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine.
black and white 1970 photo of a siamese cat tucked into bed watching tv. national football league poster on wall
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is a cat-lamp checkpoint. Post cat with lamp
An orange cat warming up his noggin inside the hood of a desk lamp
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bad art is a trash chute for my soul
Open mini sketchbook showing an abstract colored pencil mess Open mini sketchbook showing a nasty little sketch of treesGraph notebook highlighter and gel pen drawing of a quote unquote flower Graph notebook high liter and gel pen drawing of one sad little flowers in a jar or something
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Aug. 2016: When my friend Johanna took me under and behind the stage at Drottningholms Slottsteater in Stockholm to look at original 18th-century opera house contraptions
Closeup of some wooden framing with a black ink "Number 5" written on it in an antique (18th or 19th century) handWooden staircase coming down from a little wooden door. Some kind of contraption.Another 18th-century theater contraption, a bunch of wooden rollers that can be used to simulate waves on an oceanPainted wooden skeleton with lots of wooden framing in the background
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My local shelter just posted this cross-eyed derple
Screenshot of Auburn Valley Humane society post showing a cream colored kitten with crossed blue eyes being held up to the camera like a strange artifact
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sicko mode on fluorescents right now
A color sheet showing ten colored pencil hues, all varying shades of fluorescent.
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
happy california poppy season to all who celebrate (photos from 2021)
a bunch of california poppies in a flower bed by a fencecalifornia poppies and other wildflowers in a street mediana lone california poppy by a mailbox
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drawing again but trying not to crash my brain
A small sketchbook open to a page with a mixed media drawing of trees.
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Went a little tew nutty
Array of jarred seasonings including licorice salt, birch smoked salt, everything seasoning, and sweet and smoky blend
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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
my husband thought of this
The painting The Death of Marat by David, showing a man slumped over beatifically in his bathtub, murdered. Crudely added caption reads: if you awake you a fake
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