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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 28/09/2026

No one does aeroplane ears *quite* like Smol Paul

A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulling a face I can only describe as "sleepy opinionated derp"

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's such a great painting. The cropped pfp doesn't do it justice.

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(slapping hood) this bad boy don't look like much but damn it can fit so much enclosure

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cursed sense memory of cleaning my apartment to this record with the windows open in the fall of 2003

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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Care to comment on this photo I took of you?

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Look at my pfp dawg, I don't need a spooky handle

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The other problem I have is trying to listen for when the pops slow down to hit stop but my husband is talking to me and I can't do both at the same time and I feel like a little microwave troll

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thank you for articulating what I couldn't find the words for. I definitely felt this way at 40, but now at 48 and with 6.5 years of long covid sedimentation the situation is dire

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

1400 years ahead of schedule

thomas violence @thomas_violence
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the year is 3403 AD, crime is legal and cop's are illegal, only one man is willing to break the law to make the law legal again: Crimecop

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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I did an exercise in an observational drawing class where we made a collage and we were allowed to trace the collage as part of this exercise, and I get into squabbles about tracing constantly with artists. One can actually learn something via tracing. I know this is touchy for us. But come on

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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She fucking hates it

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this actually tracks with my experience, at least in practice

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm a Doctor. Let's Give Harm a Second Look.

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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

can i at least get on the lefty spam text list. can you get zohran and abdul sending me 8 paragraph texts instead of talarico and mayor pete

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Waiting for the adrenaline and cortisol to clear my system so I can enjoy the fact that my husband apparently overrode my notifications blackout to tell me (over the phone) ☎️🚨🔔‼️ about some really good leftovers in the fridge

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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That thing that everyone famously loves and never worries about being slapped with incomprehensible taxes and overcharges on: choosing a cell phone plan

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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

here's a bug playing right field

cartoon drawing of a little bug (like a beetle) wearing a baseball hat and glove, standing among the grass, looking on attentively. Not sure what his stats are this season

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

felt a lil baby earthquake here in pierce county

Screengrab of USGS site showing a 4.0 magnitude earthquake at 2:05 pm PT outside Burley, Washington

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Move over Face Down River Dad; it's Face Down Ice Child

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reposted with screen contents cropped lol

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Was OCR-searching for photo proof of a mug I'd found on a stoop in Brooklyn many years ago, and came across this forgotten pic of Roger and Terry recumbent-fighting

On a desk under a monitor are two orange and white cats slap-fighting while lying on their sides facing each other. Nearby is a mug that says "Have a nice day asshole!"

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Also is that a stray paw flailing in the background? He is a wonder

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[turns to stone because a baby looked at me through the computer]

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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 24/09/2026

Cat people will really be like "this is my cat, Hieronymus Josh" and then start the next sentence with "she"

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i wonder if r. budd and christine are up there goofing and chopping it up

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

please, sir, i want to eat the paints

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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 27/09/2026

Oh lawd he comin

View from my bed. A ridiculous tuxedo cat is flolloping up the cat steps.

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charnel booty @laughingrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Get in here with a notebook, I’m having Revelations

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is my tinnitus in the room with us right now?

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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Has the G ever run? Science and archeology have yet to reveal to us mere mortals whether the G train is an actual route via which denizens are transported or if is merely a vast subterranean sculpture

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm probably using the wrong terminology but it's this rhetorical device I never saw in my 40+ years of reading and now I'm seeing everywhere: using "to name" as a quirky stand-in for "to acknowledge." E.g. "There are limitations worth naming here" or "Let's name it: You hate bugs."

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liz @bookjanitor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

he just got his tongue caught on the crocheted blanket i’ve wrapped him in (he insisted). well guy try not evolving a horrible barbed monstrosity

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It took your glasses. Sorry I don't make the rules

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spotted in the staff break room of Drottningholms Slottsteater, an 18th-century opera house in Stockholm in 2016

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Naming it helps: When you see a mf talking about "naming" something, you just know a mf used AI to write it

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yup. They have confirmed and added that they're delicious

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carapace shell @carapaceshell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Texting my folks about this. My family's from Maine and before that New Brunswick. This feels like something my grandmother would have had on a table of cold cuts when I was little

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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

welcome back the internet's number one show about pry bars, crowbars, shims, utility knives and hammers, if it lets you breach a crate that's great,we're talking about it here! on Eyes on the Prys

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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh no, was it weird to bring iced coffee to this 3,000th vibes-based discrimination gauntlet I've run this month? That we've put hallucinating AI in charge of screening for? Does a columnist who hasn't interviewed for a job since 1995 think it's WEIRD? Oh fuck, oh no

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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

wonderful catte

A tabby cat staring wide-eyed into the top corner of a room, slightly alarmed but also quizzical

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