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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Circus owner: alright let’s hear it Musician: do do doo doo do do doo doo do do doo do do doo doo doo dooo do dooo! Doo doo do dooo! Doo do deh do do do doo Circus owner: this is tremendous, this is the jingle we’ve been looking for
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The push and pull between wanting more physical media and encouraging people to buy physical media and seeing “Kangaroo Jack Steelbook 4K restoration - $79.99”
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 23/06/2026
mk2 reflecting pool
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gleebix @gleebix.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
joe rogan looks like somebody tried to grow their own sylvester stallone in their bathtub and ran out of money
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Chuck Zimmerheld @chucktowski.com · 09/06/2026
this website got some of the most contrarian know-it-all mother fuckers
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The people I feel sorriest for are The Troops, who America's baseball team let down, probably because they don't really respect them.
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America Is Divided @petrep.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Our government keeps telling us America can't afford universal health care or expanding Medicare for ALL. There's a reason for that.🗽
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
my tax dollars vs somehow also my tax dollars
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𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I think if they really dump AI content onto Disney+ they'll find out real quick that NOBODY wants to see that shit. But it's so symbolic of the state of things that the name that once meant the very peak of hand drawn animation is now in league with the stock market scam anti-human garbage machine.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this was fun. let’s do it again.
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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
a gray alien here is going door to door biting the elderly
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I feel that one of the most depressing things about the state of the world is that I consider myself a pretty big doofus who barely understands how anything works and is lazy but I also feel like I’m freaking Albert Einstein compared to everyone in charge of anything
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Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Rise Against just dedicated "Help Is On The Way" to fire victims and then set off the pyro anyway. Mixed messaging.
Fire!
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Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You know, every year we get another movie about a Hitman doing one last job, but it's been nearly 40 since we've had one about a dad reconnecting with his son while he drove to a national arm wrestling championship.
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Charles Я. Davis @charliearchy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/02/2025
I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If I disagree with what you say I will never defend your right to say it. Fuck that. Let them haul your ass to jail for saying stupid shit, it wouldn't really bother me tbh
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
All the IMAX shows of NOSFERATU are really late at night. Who do they think I am, a Nosferatu?
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Get outta here jerk! We grow followers around these parts by being mildly depressed and talking about videogames
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/10/2024
please do not teach the goats italian
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Honestly if Trump put the Milf Hunter in charge of forests and national parks I’d be relived. I’d be like this is the least bad of the picks so far.
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