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Derick Armijo

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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don Draper-ass Stouffers ad.
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This summer has been rough.
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Regretting throwing this away now.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Super rare sign for the McDonald's Monster Mac! This four-patty behemoth was test-marketed back in 1993, when burgers this big were still pretty unheard of. It was specifically pitched as a Halloween promotion, too! 🎃
McDonald's Monster Mac, from 1993.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Haunted Cocoa Krispies Manor (2004-2004): Classic Cocoa Rice Krispies cereal, but with the addition of marshmallows shaped like bats, ghosts, and eyeballs. Released just once for that year's Halloween season
A brown cereal box featuring Snap, Crackles, and Pop in Halloween costumes (wizard, mummy, and like maybe early 90's pirate or something?) holding large ghoulish marshmallows behind a huge bowl of cereal with a haunted house in the background
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CAN. YOU. DIG. IT??
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God is it great to read this quote in the voice I’m hearing from this photo:
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All the famous Scientologists getting the “it’s time to stump for DIGGER” text.
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Everton Fan Reacts to Bad News
ALT: Everton Fan Reacts to Bad News
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even the sandwiches are AI now.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
TaleSpin Mac-Air-Roni and Cheese (1990-1991): A "TaleSpin"-themed mac n cheese dinner, with macaroni shaped like characters from the Disney Afternoon series. This was part of Carnation's brief effort to break into the boxed mac n cheese market, which was absolutely booming at the time
A rectangular box, with an image of a purple bowl filled with mac n cheese, in front of the characters from Disney's TaleSpin flying a yellow cargo plane, "cloud surfing" and being pursued by air pirates in a prop plane
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Chiquita Fruit Snacks (1998-2005): A line of banana-centric fruit snacks from Brach's and the stalwart banana company. Each pack included three flavors--Banana, Banana-Orange, and Banana-Strawberry
A light blue box with the Chiquita logo on it, behind a yellow bag, and a glass bowl full of yellow, orange, and red fruit snacks
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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kermit talks his divorce, the death of close personal friend Jim Henson, and his new action film with director Paul Verhoeven in this 1992 Rolling Stone profile
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is aggressive.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pee Wee's Playhouse Video Collection Commercial 1996 : 89s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 89 seconds.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Indiana Jones Pop-Tarts (2008-2009): These frosted, brown sugar-cinnamon toaster pastries were a promotional item for "The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," and part of the "printed fun" line, featuring movie-related images and trivia printed onto each pop tart
A Pop-Tarts box, with imagery from the Indiana Jones series. The words "Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon" are written in the classic Indiana Jones font. There are two toaster pastries with white icing and brown filling, each with an outline of a character (Indy) and an item (his whip) printed on them
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If anyone wants to ask me what I think of the ENDGAME ENCORE new endings, I will tell them.
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OPTIMUS PRIMETIME. Autobots! Why don’t you have a seat over there?!
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AVENGERS: ENDGAME ENCORE and LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL: THE ENCORE this week. Big week for us basics!
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I made so many movies on this thing.
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RealPlayer is buffering
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening theonion.com/george-lucas-frantical…
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do not like the new Cryptkeeper.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Keeping up with the Back to the Future nerds vs the people that own the mall parking lot from the movie drama so no one else has too.
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THE PAPER is very good.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if you find something at the bottom of this mug, it's probably my teeth 🦷
White mug with illustration of a older gent with suspenders and plaid pants in a rocking chair, captioned "If you find something at the bottom of this mug, it's probably my teeth.".
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
football cat 🏈
White mug with elegant handle featuring a Kliban cat who has, presumably, pounced on a football roughly his own size.
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still have the Walkman.
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think I’m going to go see the Anthony Bourdain movie today and afterwards to be honest probably eat some crap chain food.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12/09/2026
“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy, howdy, howdy!”
“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy,
howdy, howdy!”
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Punch n Juicy Gum (circa 1982-circa 1987): Discs of soft chewing gum with a gooey, juicy liquid center that would explode in your mouth when you chewed them. Flavors included "Oozin' Fruit", "Burstin' Regular", "Very Cherry", and "Great Grape"
A comic book ad for Punch n' Juicy gum, promising to "taste an EXPLOSION of juicy flavor. A big smiling pink bubble points to a line of colorful cylindrical rolls of gum
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyone got a Cliffnotes version of this mug?
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PAPER is my FRASIER.
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imzaddy
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Garfield Cast (1978)
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I need FOCKER IN LAW to do well so the sequel gets made where Ariana and Beanie Feldstein get pregnant at the same time called MOTHER FOCKERS.
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m watching LITTLE FOCKERS with a Stiller’s soda. It’s ok to admit you’re jealous.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Starlord - Dan Gammora - Roseanne Nebula - Jackie Rocket - Darlene Baby Groot - DJ Drax - Becky Mantis - Crystal Thanos - Bev Yondu - Leon Ego - Big Ed
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have a Nancy and Sluggo dynamic with a lot of people, I’m realizing.
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Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wonder how long you would live subsisting solely on Hormel products.
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