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J.L. Switzer

@captainjls.com
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Surrounded by comics they never have time enough to read. Always tired. Writing nonsense about Robotech on the internet since the late '90s.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 1h
It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you.
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 16h
As the owner of both the 30th & 35th anniversary steelbooks, I realize I'm Part Of The Problem ordering this, but I do want a copy of the short that played with the theatrical reissue, soooooo ... eh, whatcha gonna do?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21h
1 - You have got to be fucking kidding me. 2 - I’ll take it. A win’s a win.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Skeletor plays a song for his cat, as we all do.
Red Sonja reaches for the guitar to smash it.
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 28/09/2026
Auctions are up for this week! Added a few Marvel Legends figures, new & old; the first volume of Tezuka's BUDDHA; and Funko's very nice classic Ducktales Uncle Scrooge figure from 2017. Still have 5 volumes of Vertical's release of BLACK JACK left, too.
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like twice a week I get notified that a new billion dollar class action lawsuit has settled, and that I am entitled to 5 dollars as a result At this point are we not just selling our data to Fortune 500 companies at a discount? This feels like a “feeding shelter cats to the coyotes” situation
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate this shit so fucking much country is not the music of the "white working class" it's the music of car dealership owners who drive F-150s and wear cowboy hats. This whole "country is actually the counter-culture" shit is pushed by the white ruling class Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/09/2026
Mass layoffs kill people. Thousands of quiet tragedies follow every billionaire's predatory decision. Never forget.
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 24/09/2026
This was on a continuum with a bunch of other stuff that set the aesthetic wiring in my brain for life. Not sure it necessarily made me a gamer forever, but I've sure bought a lot of these games I never got around to finishing or starting the last 10 years or so ...
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Greatest Video Game Intro of All Time: Ys Book I & II TurboGrafx CD 1989
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Matthew Smith @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The Busy World of Doctor Who
The Doctors Who in the style of Richard Scarry.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unironically the ruling class are just trying to recreate feudalism using AI. This is just "the peasants don't need to learn how to read or write when in reality the only skill they do need is knowing how to work the field. They have priests to rely on if they for whatever reason ever need to read"
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 24/09/2026
Psst! One and a half days to go on all this stuff. It'd be awfully nice to have to pack a thing or two up tonight when I get back from this li'l afternoon work outing. Just sayin'.
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think the loss of privacy for adults is the actual intention; they want all our movements linked to our state ID like most moral panics “the kids!” is a bad faith smokescreen for the encroachment the fascists desire
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Kevin Church @beaucoupkevin.com · 24/09/2026
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.
A battlefield scene from Macross depicted by Masami Watanabe.The Super Dimensional Fortress Macross and Roy (and Hikaru's) VF-1S in Battroid mode, depicted by Masami Watanabe
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 23/09/2026
Good late afternoon, gang! Two days and 2 1/2 hours left on the current pile of auctions -- so as usual, please take a look, spread the word, etc. Just had a bill unexpectedly tripled and feeling like I might need to see a doctor again soonish, so I could very much use the money right now ...
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Sophie Campbell 🏳️‍⚧️ @mooncalfe1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah
A drawing of Supergirl wearing a white shortsleeved top, blue skirt, blue boots, and red cape.
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trans rights are human rights. The fuck are we even doing here?
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man sit on a low stone wall in a park. The woman is upset; the man listens.

WOMAN: And now the Democrat in the race is backing some anti-trans laws! I’m not sure I can vote for that.

MAN (thinking): Uh-oh. Democrats need every vote. How can I convince her to vote for the Democrat anyway?

Panel 2:
The woman and man walk through the park, the woman ahead of him.

WOMAN: Of course, the Republican is even worse. But if Democrats turn against trans people… I’m so frightened.

MAN (thinking): I’ve got to be empathetic and persuasive.

Panel 3:
Close-up of the man, looking thoughtful with his hand on his chin.

WOMAN (off-panel): Look at what happened to the UK — they’ve now got two anti-trans parties. If we let that happen here, trans rights are dead.

MAN (thinking): Okay, I think I know how to reassure her and get her vote.

Panel 4:
The man is suddenly furious, leaning toward the startled woman and pointing at her.

MAN: You’re a Trump supporting moron and you deserve to die!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
PANEL 1:
A good dog with a halo peers out a window. A hand sticks out of a hole in a tree holding a sign that says SEND CANDY.

PANEL 2:
Groucho peeks from behind some bushes. A poster nailed to a tree reads "Background gag to come and it'll be so funny!" A bad rabbit (we know it's bad because it's smoking) sits beside a bad worm (also smoking). A bottle lying in the grass is labeled "BARRY BEER" and has a disturbed-looking drawing of Barry. A mouse holds a knife to a cat; the cat raises its front paws in surrender.

PANEL 4:
A giant mouse (?) in a shirt and tie sits on the wall reading a newspaper, called "Daily Blah Blah," whose headline says "Literate Rodent Escapes Lab."
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 22/09/2026
I loathe scalpers in any industry. When you intentionally try to make a product rare so you can drive prices up, you're a fucking vampire. Pokemon should be just as accessible to a kid walking into a store with his birthday money as to a private collector with an adult's income. This delights me.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This warning from David Letterman to the media from just a year ago feels sadly too relevant today. He is right: You can't appease a tyrant.
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...oh SHIT
Foggy Nelson and Matt Murdock Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien circa 1998
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Putting all my thoughts about this egregious Paramount/Warner settlement in this (growing) thread. (tl;dr: I am not a fan.)
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zeromayhem @evangauntt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thursday The Wife & I saw The Transformers: The Movie. Her first time seeing it ever, my ?th time, though only 2nd in a theatre. Yes the 1st was in 1986 as a wee lad. Had a great time. Reminded me I did a bunch of art a while back for The TF Deck Game by Renegade Game Studios. Here's a few pics.
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 21/09/2026
Good afternoon, friends! Bumping the eBay link cuz folks've got a couple of bids on things, but I kinda really need to get some of this stuff out of the apartment & the cash to pay some o' these bills. So if you've been watching some of this stuff week after week -- maybe buy it from me now? Please?
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 21/09/2026
me and my wife watch a lot of youtube "what happened to this store or brand from when you were a kid?" and the answer is almost always "bought with unserviceable debt it was then forced to carry after the people who borrowed took what they wanted until its inevitable collapse"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Idea: Maybe we shouldn't be treating 7th grade girls volleyball like the Thunderdome? It's not just bad for the parents (who hate each other due to playing time) and culture (watch ESPN for ten seconds), it burns out the kids and makes them worse adults AND athletes. Sports are supposed to be fun!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You mean like how Roy Lichtenstein is art, but Jack Kirby is illustration, even though by any measure Jack Kirby is a far greater artist than Roy Lichtenstein?
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 21/09/2026
Evening, folks! The eBay shop is full of things & the bank account is running low, so if any of you need, say, some of Vertical's English editions of Tezuka's BLACK JACK or some old DBZ figures of characters they rarely make figures of, among many other anime & comics things, please take a look!
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Joachim ✊️ UVW-CWA @jdespland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We don't live in slop world because of AI, we live in slop world because the purpose of everything is to generate a return on investment for capital. We evaluate everything along metrics designed to serve that purpose over any other. AI is just the best way we found of optimizing for these metrics.
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こまごま @komagoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
スタースクリーム、サンダークラッカー、スカイワープ、ジェットロン三人娘 #transformers
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rick "sanchez" dias @cumgyattler-v.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
VF-19 (Excalibur Custom). #macross #art
Nekki Basara’s “Fire Valkyrie” from Macross 7 drawn in its Battroid form preforming a heroic pose in front of a white background.
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1988's nefarious plot by the Red Skull is 2026 GOP's public platform going into the midterms.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
makes sense since marshall actually lives in florida:
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US Sen. Roger Marshall leaves paper trail in Florida while calling Kansas home • Kansas Reflector
U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall established deeper roots than previously disclosed in Sarasota, Florida, where he had a vacation home that he traveled to on official business and said he used for visiting fa...
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 18/09/2026
LRP: As ever, sick of this idea that only straight cis white guys, who believe themselves to be the default in the character creator screen of life, can be fully objective about everything. Everyone else's lived experience is bias.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
it's funny but also a reminder that the fundamental premise here is that a Black man can't be objective when talking about race while a white man can because Black people do identity politics and white people do facts and this my friends is what I have named "white empiricism"
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 18/09/2026
Reminded yet again of the great gag on the first issue of Marvel's Ren and Stimpy comic where the polybag had a little call out on it that covered Ren's word balloon so only when you opened it did you see he's shouting, "You EEEEDIOT! You opened the bag! Now the comic is WORTHLESS!"
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Captain Molasses @captainmolasses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Harley Quinn doodle
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It...uh...is not meant to be a competition
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how about you stupid assholes stop talking about trans people as if they're any kind of problem anywhere at all. how about you address some actual fucking issues. who gives a shit
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
i'm not over Alito saying we shouldn't count ballots that are mailed on or before Election Day but arrive shortly afterwards bc they can “radically flip” the “apparent outcome” cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip! ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...
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A Brief History of Sam Alito’s Delusional Obsession With Voter Fraud
His conduct in several recent cases suggests that Alito is deep in the right-wing conspiracy theory weeds.
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David Aja @davidaja.com · 18/09/2026
GREEN LANTERN #42 Variant Cover. (G'nort)
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 17/09/2026
Any opportunity to re-post "When the Glove"
Web cartoon of the cartoonist waking up at 5 am, still half-asleep, saying "Just had such a good idea, gotta write it down", and is writing it on a piece of paper.

THE NEXT MORNING

The paper says "When the glove"

The cartoonist stares at the paper.
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody has EVER gotten equal rights by asking nicely, staying quiet, and waiting for a better time. You're either FOR equal rights, or AGAINST them. If you can't universally support equal rights, without conditions, YOU DO NOT BELONG ON THE LEFT. Cross the aisle and don't come back. Own your hate.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 18/09/2026
learning that the whole “recycling plastic” concept as we understand it was an op funded by oil companies in the 70’s and 80’s as a way to kill any efforts which actually addresses the problem was a very sad day for me.
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 18/09/2026
Oh good, I love extremely miserable awful local news (the busybody Republican trying to screw over the trans gal in this story is here in town, GREAT, I may have been in Walmart or the coffee shop at the same time as this jackass bigot).
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J.L. Switzer @captainjls.com · 18/09/2026
I'm seeing a flashing red "E" over the ol' bank account, so if you wouldn't mind glancing over the ol' eBay store right now -- not a whole lot there at the moment, but I'm sure there's SOMEONE out there who needs something I've got up right now: He-Mans, Transformers, DC Comics folks, comics, manga.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When you reach a point where politics feel inaccessible and you give up on actual positive change a lot of people settle for inconsequential signifiers, consumer treats, slogans and speeches that just gift them catharsis and feed delusion, and the promise that the people you don’t like will suffer.
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