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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 3h
the problem with trying to imitate the opening speech from Patton is that you're actually trying to ape George C. Scott. And I don't care who you are, you will never sound tougher or more manly than George C. Scott. It's a fool's errand.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 11h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 20h
Most TV is just this now.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SIX COCKS ENTER ONE COCK LEAVES
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a morb in time saves nine
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Damsel of Distress @mouthmoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ingame portrait of Bill from Star Fox 64
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
morbius? i'd prefer less bs!!!
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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WitchTaunter @witchtaunter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Made for each other. Commission for @renderpoint.bsky.social and @ketyna-9552.bsky.social #mlp #brony #commission
Two anthro ponies wrapping one arm around each other while wearing T-shirts that both say "I'm with stupid" but pointing the in the incorrect direction. #furry #anthro
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❄️Snowflake_pone❄️- COMMISSION OPEN @snowflakepone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
totally forgot to share these guys with u :3 #ballpoint #deer #sketch #hare
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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spooky flatline 🔞 @dixie-flatline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Claire, Boob Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girls only erection club
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Kyle Wilson @wilsonslab.com · 24/08/2025
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm ok with the Ballroom for War Criminals not being up to code
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
post by me on Feb 16, 2024

Learning to shut the fuck up is praxis.
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Gab Madrid 🔥 @gabmadrid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GIRL DINNER. Metroid Ravenous fanart
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
actually kinda goated to mute people on a whim. "you do not spark joy."
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you can't handle me at my unc you don't deserve me at my dilf
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
with the infinite amount of money going into ai, you'd think they'd at least improve autocorrect. if anything it's worse now
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm a bottom ally
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i would have just lost the current war before starting a second war to lose
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i can't believe Tilly Norwood was a PRC asset all along
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Havana Syndrome was caused by focused beaming of sissy hypno
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
im not a cuck, im outsourcing my wife's orgasms
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's OK babe you're home now
you dont have to use your customer service
voice anvmore
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ugh. we're gonna have people calling themselves "OEF vets", hoping people think it was Afghanistan instead of Iran
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spent 9 hours animating this creature
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you call me a moron? well, i have *more on* my mind #deep #MakesYouThink #society
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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Women light up the world Dats why they call it Broad daylight
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 15/09/2026
Do women like sorta fat dudes with huge fuckin tits and turbo blasted autism. Asking for someone who definitely isn’t me, OR my fursony
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TRANS RIGHTS OR ELSE
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Scruff Cheetah @scruff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think anyone's going to beat this one:
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aurelia and aureliette will see the stars @boneyardofnames.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Kyoni @sunskunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of Sylvester the Cat from Loneey Tunes with an incorrect auto-caption reading "oh suffer and suck ass"
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