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@capricapybara.bsky.social
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 1h
a BMD yes
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 3h
washing your dick was invented in 1916, to prevent Trench Dick
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Ellen but DIABOLICAL! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 6h
I think that federal agricultural research lab is full of government plants
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15h
A high-contrast, black and white meme showing a person's face and upper torso centered against a solid black background. The person has dark hair and a serious expression, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and a dark bow tie. The first piece of text, "LMAO" is centered at the top of the image while the text "HE LOOK LIKE AN ICE CREAM" is centered at the bottom.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22h
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 13h
happy one year closer to death day!
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 19h
we've all been there
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 20h
mitochondria gang rise up
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daily alucard ⚰️ @alucarddaily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 21h
people complain about everything being locked up, but this is the alternative
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 21h
tbf cia checks have been shit since the doge cuts
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
the things we love
A 6-panel comic parodying both Garfield and the Simpsons, starring Homer-Jon & Bart-Garfield mashups. 

P1: Title panel, showing "Barfield" on a grassy hill, eating a pair of shorts.

P2: Hojo is on left of frame, while Barfield is on the right. Howjo says:

"Boy. We should allow new generations to build & create new forms of culture, rather than recycling & repackaging the old for them, ad-nauseam. We should let the things we love die."

P3: the same image, complete silence.

P4: Barfield speaks: "Ay, lasagna."

P5: Hojo closes his eyes in exasperation, letting out a breath before he does what must be done.

P6: A closeup of Hojo --tears in his eyes-- as he chokes & throttles Barfield by the throat.
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 22h
gay accountant: "gotta finish these SPREADSHEETS before I SPREAD these CHEEKS"
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 22h
this happened to me once
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 22h
osha drone strike en route
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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pomni..
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 05/10/2026
A slur for proponents of the egg prime directive just dropped
A box with a hole to display the content of an egg shaped jar of some sort.
Bottom text on the box labels it as "Egg coddler"
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Fuckminster @fuckminster.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Poopies on the strip in HD
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/10/2026
Saw your best friends earlier
Sign saying “A SUB'S
BEST FRIENDS” with a photo of a bottle of tea and a bag of Doritos under it
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
iwilson57 posting on r/okbuddychicanery, with the being: "Has anybody noticed this editing error where
Jesse disappears from the shot?" the image attached shows jesse hiding his eyes with the contents of the post saying: "It's really jarring when he just disappears and reappears out of nowhere. If this was intentional maybe he should've used these powers to his advantage."
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@grok is this real
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you know who was the original polycule? that's right, Jesus and His Apostles
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krys🌷🌺 @milkykau.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kris and Toriel sit at a restaurant table. Kris sits with a Kid's menu and Coloring mat in front of them which they've drawn crude doodles over. Toriel sips on some blue juice with a big plate of tortilla chips in front of her. On top of Toriel's head is a black cap that says "sweetie you're spiking mommy's cortisol and making me less beautiful."
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yaaaay wholesome headpats!
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
PC Gamer's Guide to Netiquette: Stay on topic! Don't be going to the Monster Truck Madness chatroom looking for cybersex. 📖: PC Gamer, April 1997
A snippet of a feature on internet gaming:

Netiquette
The Internet is a big and scary place, but if you behave your- self, you have little chance of being shunned and humiliated in front of elder gamers. Here are a few tips to keep you from being booted, dissed, or other- wise looked down upon by your gaming comrades.
1. If you're in a specified chat room, attempt to stay on topic. Very few people go into a Monster Truck Madness chat room in hopes of cybersex.
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's ok I'll grab it for him
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I keep warning people. the trix rabbit does NOT pull out.
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it is quite clearly, creature
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so true
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fat puss energy
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hoof hearted!
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so true
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
heck of a day
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the immortal words of Borat
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
four-apple fern
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#2 works for me
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 03/10/2026
suckin her dick so good i spit out a kidney stone
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i demand $100 bc I know girls get it done 🙏🙏🙏
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good night
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
worth it
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A handsome race.
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thanks for being hot
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gorgeous❤️
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