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Cantalpii

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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UAE warns Andy Burnham it may pull billions in investment for the UK's proposed Oxford-Cambridge tech hub—dubbed the UK's Silicon Valley—in retaliation over Manchester City's guilty verdict, per The Telegraph.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Recent seasons of Slow Horses have been so poorly written. Great characters and great actors keeping it staggering along.
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Liam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lord give me the arrogance of a tax exile who feels the right to comment on the tax policies and general running of a country who you have deprived of billions by registering yourself in Monaco
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The quickest way to make UK roads a bit safer is for "a bit of fucking patience" to be added to the driving test.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tried to watch Widow's Bay post Emmy awards. Absolutely unbearable cringe, in horrible sludgy colour scheme.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
‘I fight pain and fear with art’: how Yayoi Kusama blazed a trail for neurodivergent artists www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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‘I fight pain and fear with art’: how Yayoi Kusama blazed a trail for neurodivergent artists
The pioneering Japanese artist talked openly about how her mental health and neurodivergence informed her creativity, paving the way for the likes of Turner prize winner Nnena Kalu
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ann Droid is very good
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the more obscure facts I remember about Dolly Parton is this: just like Star Trek would not exist without Lucille Ball, Buffy would not exist without Dolly Parton. She was a silent producer of the movie and show. That's why Buffy Summers has the same birthday as Dolly: January 19.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@getfiscal

me: "So, Karl Marx, that’s basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?”

Karl Marx: “Holy shit, you went to the moon?"

me: “Does communism still have a future?”

Karl Marx: “The moon in the fucking sky?"
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
👑ALERT! ALERT!👑 I've just added extra UK tour dates for my my ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ show King of Crumbs. From Sept-Nov 2026 I'll be coming to NEW places with the SAME jokes. Hop on my autumnal leg! www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@robinince.bsky.social in true spirit of the stairway fashion, I have remembered my favourite of my own top tips. And it is painfully on brand.
Viz top tip. Mourners. Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 14/08/2026
#Clacton
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Martin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Enjoying Katabasis but it has quite a few weird Americanisms despite getting set in the UK such as "freshmen". Intentional or ?
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WIRED @wired.com · 28/07/2026
For months on end, eBay employees and contractors made life hell for a couple that had criticized the company. Six years later, the company is finally paying up. www.wired.com/story/ebay-h...
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Ebay Has to Pay $55.7 Million in Settlement for Its Unhinged Harassment Campaign
For months on end, eBay employees and contractors made life hell for a couple that had criticized the company. Six years later, the company is finally paying up.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/football/202... RIP
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Kevin Keegan, Liverpool legend and former Newcastle manager, dies aged 75
Kevin Keegan, the former England and Newcastle manager who was a member of Liverpool’s serial champions in the 1970s, has died aged 75
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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DUCKS | Award Winning Animated Short Film (2025)
YouTube video by AJ Jefferies
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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The Wedding Present - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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TFS - BOWLO: Live in Sydney (Full Concert Film)
YouTube video by TFS Records
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Once again, excellent treatment from @moorfields.bsky.social , an outstanding NHS hospital
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Escher Exhibition at Somerset House was really good, absolutely huge, and had some fun things where you could be added to recursive photos etc
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍
Six panel comic

Panel 1: 
Elon Fuck-Face Musk is standing next to a stack of cash crudely shaped to look like a human. Musk says, “I made myself a friend out of money”

Panel 2:
Musk pathetically opens his arms and says “C’mere, big guy” to the stack of money

Panel 3:
Musk closes his arms around the money stack and the notes scatter everywhere.

Panel 4: 
Musk looks down at his hands as the money flutters to the ground

Panel 5: 
A close up of Musk’s hands. A single note rests on his arm. 

Panel 6:
A gross up of Musk’s face. Snot and tears flow as he mourns the loss of the only friend he ever had. What a wanker.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wow, Backrooms was brilliant
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I did this, but not over time.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Watching the fun Spider Noir on Amazon Prime in B&W, only for it to be interrupted with brightly coloured shrieking adverts 😢
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Dear England is very good
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Unfortunately had to go to Moorfields Eye Hospital but incredibly happy to have world-class same day treatment supplied by the NHS.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Let’s Talk About the Opening Credits in What We Do in the Shadows
I’ve been doing a re-watch of What We Do in the Shadows (2019-) while waiting for the next season to eventually drop (I need my ridiculous vampire fix!). The show is just top to bottom perfec…
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Another excellent experience at Specsavers Camden. I know it's a bit rare to call out an optician but just saying
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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The Insane Story of How the Onion Bought InfoWars (and How Alex Jones Is Trying to Steal It Back)
YouTube video by LegalEagle
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Todmorden folk festival is excellent
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
‘People still remember it 40 years later’: the making of Chuckie Egg www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a... Lovely article
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‘People still remember it 40 years later’: the making of Chuckie Egg
The iconic game that came to define 8-bit programming still conjures flutters of nostalgia 40 years on – all thanks to a 15-year-old tea boy who worked a Saturday shift in a computer shop in Greater M...
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Brandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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a man wearing a plaid shirt is talking on a telephone
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt is talking on a telephone
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Appropriate since snakes do not have arms.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues. Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Artemis II crew returning to Earth.
Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is what happens when 77 million people take leave of their senses and put a manifestly unqualified, unfit, mentally ill narcissistic man-child in charge of the country and the world's most powerful. military. This is what happens when the media 'bothsides' election coverage.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Alastair Beckett-King at Leicester Square Theatre was very fun indeed
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country
SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.
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Cantalpii @cantalpii.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Watched Consumed at The Park Theatre, which had the most jaw dropping twist I've ever seen. Well done, everyone
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GrumpyGirdle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿〓〓🇪🇺🇫🇷🇺🇦🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐾📚🌊☮️ @grumpygirdle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
ditch the US
tech.eu
Europe builds Microsoft-alternative ‘Euro-Office’ to reclaim digital sovereignty
The open-source initiative promises seamless document compatibility, transparent governance, and reduced dependency on non-European platforms.
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Troy! Troi! Troé! @cowtowntroy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
www.nbcmiami.com/news/nationa... The Orphan Crushing Machine is still working as designed
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After a 78-year-old DoorDash driver dropped off her order, woman raises over $500K so he can retire
A simple food delivery turned into a $800,000 act of kindness, giving an elderly Tennessee couple the chance to finally retire.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 22/03/2026
Buckle up! This is gonna cost us. Worth it tho. 💰 💵 - www.ft.com/content/4696...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viol The viola de gamba is interesting because it's fretted using string. You literally just tie string around the fretboard where you want the frets to be. You can use whatever TET tuning you want, as long as you put the frets where they need to be.
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Viol - Wikipedia
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