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Canis Floofius

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“La primera pregunta que me hice después de la muerte de mi papa fue donde estas?" 🇨🇦 🍁 🦫

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The heralds of autumn are all around us
Cat with pumpkin shaped fur patch
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A federal judge has sanctioned a DOJ attorney for accusing an ICE detainee's attorney of misconduct without any evidence. The punishment: Two hours of legal training about the "special role of US attorneys" and the need to support claims with evidence. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JD Vance is using law enforcement to target his ex, where will the corruption end
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Look: Men stopped for driving 'an actual couch' on North Carolina road
Police in North Carolina are reminding residents to put "safety first" on local roads after two men were pulled over for driving "an actual couch."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re calling them the most divorced employees ever
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Judge Stadtmueller, a Reagan appointee in Wisconsin, orders the release of an ICE detainee in part because of the "systemic rigging of bond hearings against detainees." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ivory1.bsky.social @ivory1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Caturday
Meme by Cat Named Pepper. Reasons my cat rejected his food today. 1. You looked at me while I was eating. 2. Ate this yesterday. We've moved on. 3. Served in the wrong bowl. 4. I wanted wet food, but you should have known that. 5. Smelled it, decided it's suspicious. 6. I saw a crumb outside the bowl. 7. The bag crinkled way too aggressively.
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#caturday #cats
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Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Calendars on August 12: Birthday of Erwin Schrödinger (Observed?)
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Sharkmeister77 @sharkmeister77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 21/09/2026
Not leaving.
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Monty 🇨🇦 @onlymonty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Go Bills!!!
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simpsons meme

A journalist in a press conference audienxe standing up & asking

me watching everyone suddenly turning on Ed Sheeran:

WHY NOW? WHY NOT THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU EVER HEARD HIS MUSIC?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.” (From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social )
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨😂THIS THIS THIS😂🚨 This guy is awesome 😂😂😂
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A sign reads, “Part of being nice is being mean to fascists” (with a picture of a fist)
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Independence Day Canada. The threats are going to come fast, furious and over the top. They will threaten escalation because the White House cannot abide an independent and democratic nation on their border. But we've got this. The Juno beach gene is in every one of us. Carry on
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somehow this makes sense, but only coming from Nicolas Cage
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whether it's Josh Shapiro trying to stop kids from getting killed by measles or RFK Jr. trying to make more kids get killed by measles, the two men have strikingly different attitudes towards measles.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On this day today, September 1, 1980 Terry Fox ran his last mile of the Marathon Of Hope ❤️🇨🇦 ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️
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The House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Colon us for a good time.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Texas has tried to prosecute (New York state) doctors for prescribing mifepristone in New York State but they don’t care about an illegall shooting of a man in his own home while his small children were present
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 31/08/2026
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google directors are sellouts —Lake Ontario now & forever! #ElbowsUp 🇨🇦💙
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“I heard that Trump was demanding in these trade negotiations basically that French Canadians drop all of their French cultural shit. Stop speaking French, stop with the road signs in French. Who the fuck are you? You are a fat terrorist pedophile war criminal conman rapist cunt” #cdnpoli
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
LUV DP license plate featuring saint dolly parton"There's gotta be a better way to say that"
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Letter from 130 bioethicists condemns the “unwarranted, ill-advised, & frankly bizarre vendetta against a scientist, Dr. Anthony Fauci, rather than making a sincere effort to learn from the painful experiences of the pandemic to improve national preparedness” bioethicstoday.org/blog/an-open...
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Blog - An Open Letter of Support for Anthony Fauci from the Bioethics Community - Bioethics Today
As individuals concerned with ethics in science, medicine, and public health, we wish to express our dismay at the approach taken by Senate leaders to
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Pierre Poilievre cannot accept and live in a world where his balls are in a jar with a label that reads 'Property of Jamil Jivani.' He is going to have to take action on Jivani." #cdnpoli
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
David Eby: "We've seen another attack from the United States. And again, I'm asking British Columbians, if you have a choice, please don't travel to the United States. Choose another place to do your tourism. If you can choose a Canadian product instead of an American one, please choose it" #cdnpoli
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jesus Christ what a week
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Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
ALT: Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bob Rae on Trump threatening to rename Lake Ontario: "He can call it whatever he wants, and I suppose we can call him whatever we want. But no matter what you say about it, it's still Lake Ontario. Where does this idiocy stop? The president should get a grip." #cdnpoli
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton spent 80 years proving you could have big hair, a bigger heart, a brilliant mind and absolutely no patience for anyone who underestimated you. She gave us unforgettable songs, free books for millions of children, and enough wit, rhinestones and kindness to light up Tennessee.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
PM Carney: "We are seeking reliable partners around the world, and we're finding them, except in the U.S. and Russia." Daaaaammmmnnn. PM Carney is on 🔥🔥🔥 🎥 Credit CPAC Live / YouTube ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
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Sitting on a corn flake @grrlscientist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
any book worth banning is a book worth reading
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“We have recognized from the beginning that America has changed, and that we will not return to our old relationship,” PM Carney said. “Canada has what the world wants. And we will not allow any nation to determine our future.” www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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U.S.-Canada trade talks collapse, setting new 50% tariffs in motion
The import taxes will apply to hockey sticks, building materials, liquors and certain kinds of clothing. Prime Minister Mark Carney said “Canada will match those tariffs dollar for dollar.”
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Antivaxx is not a legitimate “belief;” it is intentional science denial. There is no legitimate evidence for it or reason to support it. You wouldn’t coddle flat earthers, and flat rarthers aren’t harming children and trying to infect you with ancient plagues just to avoid admitting they’re wrong
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wab Kinew: "What I would say to Canadians is leave it there. If we put the booze back on the shelves, don't buy it. ... Very wise people have said, 'You can't get a good deal with a bad person.' And I think that rule applies here." #cdnpoli
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Canis Floofius @canisfloofius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Guys sometimes I play around with ChatGPT because I have this imaginary dog podcast in my head. It's all Samoyeds. Anyway, they had a garden party. I am normal and fine.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Maybe having a large orange cat would fix me.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My kids have measles, I lost my job, and my wife was deported. But at least now I don't have to see so many rainbow crosswalks.
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