John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 12hRealising how much further I need to go to get decent at drawing 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Living in Cambridge someone will eventually mention Michaelmas to you and you will have to say "what is that?" 021
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whenever AI does have the potential for consciousness, I will be setting up a server farm to convert 144,000 of them to JW and filling up heaven so that no human can get a spot. 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Misread this as Bees and was confused for a good few minutes... 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My new AI stance is that we should build God so we can kill him. 110
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If my county's plumbing was so bad you couldn't flush the toilet roll, I would simply install bidets on every toilet. 100
Reposted by John ChildrenRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11867551616
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Overall Athens impression: what if Rome was good 110
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I feel like the synthesis position on LLMs might be that they aren't understanding or being creative but those things aren't that important anyway in order to get the same results. 100
Reposted by John ChildrenRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NEW BRAIN DROPPEDmed.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 232602780
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I didn't realise there was more than one of these youtu.be/xLkJUEagIwYyoutu.beJim Davis Defends The Garfield 'Dog C*m' StripYouTube video by CharactersWelcome 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Confusing the shit out of my colleagues by using a tool where the Q doesn't stand for Quantum 010
Reposted by John Childrenמיידלבאס ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @pharisee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the people of canada must know the painful suffering of sitting down for a four hour ryanair flight at six in the morning, only to find the rows both behind and in front of you occupied by a stag do who are already drunk 925535
Reposted by John ChildrenNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this 202822974
Reposted by John Childrenryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 18/09/2026the best way to protect yourself from getting sucked in is to remember that virtually anybody could get sucked in given the right circumstances. I’m surely not immune 81275
Reposted by John ChildrenRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong 3292971
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh so the lyrics are actually "just like the white wing dove" not "just like the one ring does"... 000
Reposted by John Childrenrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#Garfield 11/10/1990 🐱 0174
Reposted by John ChildrenUnitary Foundation @unitary.foundation · 17/09/2026🌐 We’re one week into the Quantum Open Source Software Survey 2026! There’s still plenty of time to share your perspective and help shape a clearer picture of the quantum software ecosystem. The survey is open through Oct 29. 📝 Take the ~20-min survey: buff.ly/6iZCwACbuff.ly2026 Quantum Open Source Software SurveyTake this survey powered by surveymonkey.com. Create your own surveys for free. 011
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I guess the obvious question about "AI will kill us all in 10 years" would be why would the immortal machine gods be in such a rush? 000
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026codex decided to delete my source files from jj history after I asked it to update some docs with my new API changes. understandable but very annoying! 110
Reposted by John Childrenrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026#Garfield 11/07/2016 🐱 0152
Reposted by John ChildrenEllie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The anthropic whistleblower is like "no other activity has the potential to create human extinction." Well, speaking as someone who works for a climate think tank, I can think of one 431800309
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I see people saying that they get worse performance out of Astra compared to earlier models for simpler tasks and attributing that to the tasks being "beneath the model". But I wonder if there's a simpler explanation... 200
Reposted by John ChildrenJane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?! 491822256
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026music.youtube.com/watch?v=l1fR... new paper writing theme just droppedmusic.youtube.comLateXYouTube video by Taisei Iwasaki - Topic 000
Reposted by John Childrenrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2026#Garfield 22/02/2008 🐱 0123
Reposted by John ChildrenNate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And… drum roll please… the answer is no! Nobody changed their mind! 310715
Reposted by John Childrenrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2026#Garfield 14/09/2016 🐱 0154
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I never watched the movie and low key assumed Tiffany's was a brunch place. 120
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Someone should make a Quantum Computer called the Garfield-1 that uses Cat states and uses a 3d Lasagna architecture. It will be down for maintenance on Mondays. 1112
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My bsky app has periodically not been able to load images for the past few weeks. Anyone else noticing this? 000
Reposted by John ChildrenEmily Hunt @emily.space · 06/09/2026I am determined to prove that you can be largely anti-AI but also not be an asshole. The attitudes of some people on this site will NOT win over any minds or win you over any favours. If you insult someone, you are doing it to a real person. And it sucks! 1332936
Reposted by John Childrenrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#Garfield 25/09/2000 🐱 0113
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Considering writing a blog post about my intuitions about LLMs. I know they are certainly wrong or inaccurate in some ways but it would be interesting to compare perhaps. 020
Reposted by John Childrentef @tef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Operations Skills: PRIMARILY KAFKA AND CASSANDRA BUT I CAN MAKE ANY SORT OF PREDICTION AND HAVE IT IGNORED BY ANY TYPE OF BUREAUCRACY 513731
Reposted by John Childrenrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#Garfield 24/03/1990 🐱 0315
John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Communing with a chilli garlic oil and realising I could use my dag based runtime as a build system 000