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John Children

@johnchildren.bsky.social
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Software Engineer working on Quantum Computing Web Services. Into Programming Languages, Compilers, Video Games and Anime. GitHub.com/johnchildren

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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 12h
Realising how much further I need to go to get decent at drawing
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Living in Cambridge someone will eventually mention Michaelmas to you and you will have to say "what is that?"
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whenever AI does have the potential for consciousness, I will be setting up a server farm to convert 144,000 of them to JW and filling up heaven so that no human can get a spot.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drew my D&D character
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tfw you realise you are an oldtype
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Misread this as Bees and was confused for a good few minutes...
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My new AI stance is that we should build God so we can kill him.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If my county's plumbing was so bad you couldn't flush the toilet roll, I would simply install bidets on every toilet.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same height!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Overall Athens impression: what if Rome was good
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like the synthesis position on LLMs might be that they aren't understanding or being creative but those things aren't that important anyway in order to get the same results.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catch me at Socrates' prison
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn't realise there was more than one of these youtu.be/xLkJUEagIwY
youtu.be
Jim Davis Defends The Garfield 'Dog C*m' Strip
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Confusing the shit out of my colleagues by using a tool where the Q doesn't stand for Quantum
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מיידלבאס ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @pharisee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the people of canada must know the painful suffering of sitting down for a four hour ryanair flight at six in the morning, only to find the rows both behind and in front of you occupied by a stag do who are already drunk
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 18/09/2026
the best way to protect yourself from getting sucked in is to remember that virtually anybody could get sucked in given the right circumstances. I’m surely not immune
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh so the lyrics are actually "just like the white wing dove" not "just like the one ring does"...
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#Garfield 11/10/1990 🐱
Garfield published on 11/10/1990
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Garfield
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Unitary Foundation @unitary.foundation · 17/09/2026
🌐 We’re one week into the Quantum Open Source Software Survey 2026! There’s still plenty of time to share your perspective and help shape a clearer picture of the quantum software ecosystem. The survey is open through Oct 29. 📝 Take the ~20-min survey: buff.ly/6iZCwAC
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess the obvious question about "AI will kill us all in 10 years" would be why would the immortal machine gods be in such a rush?
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
codex decided to delete my source files from jj history after I asked it to update some docs with my new API changes. understandable but very annoying!
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#Garfield 11/07/2016 🐱
Garfield published on 11/07/2016
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The anthropic whistleblower is like "no other activity has the potential to create human extinction." Well, speaking as someone who works for a climate think tank, I can think of one
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see people saying that they get worse performance out of Astra compared to earlier models for simpler tasks and attributing that to the tasks being "beneath the model". But I wonder if there's a simpler explanation...
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?!
An ad for a drug that grows “new bone,” with a woman earnestly engaging with a dog who looks like it wants bones.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Many people are asking if I am okay
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=l1fR... new paper writing theme just dropped
music.youtube.com
LateX
YouTube video by Taisei Iwasaki - Topic
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#Garfield 22/02/2008 🐱
Garfield published on 22/02/2008
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I still need to book my holiday
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And… drum roll please… the answer is no! Nobody changed their mind!
After the questions the group returned to mull over what they had been told. Had anyone changed their views?
In short, the answer was no. Those people who started the evening concerned about migration levels were still concerned at the end, but recognised that "it's difficult"
", while those with
a more liberal approach believed the facts presented by Sumption reinforced their beliefs.
Tilia, from Leeds, said it was "nice to hear the numbers" because they were not as "massively shocking as the media make out"
Tipu pointed out that 40,000 small-boat arrivals in a year was just the size of a Premiership football stadium.
• Net migration expected to fall to lowest since Covid
"It's not that much really if you think about it in a grand scheme of things," he said.
Those who were worried about migration did not have their concerns allayed, however.
Louise's view was still that the government had to find a "deterrent"
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#Garfield 14/09/2016 🐱
Garfield published on 14/09/2016
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love to be in touch with the fans
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I never watched the movie and low key assumed Tiffany's was a brunch place.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone should make a Quantum Computer called the Garfield-1 that uses Cat states and uses a 3d Lasagna architecture. It will be down for maintenance on Mondays.
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My bsky app has periodically not been able to load images for the past few weeks. Anyone else noticing this?
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
core dumped with SIXSEVEN (67)
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Emily Hunt @emily.space · 06/09/2026
I am determined to prove that you can be largely anti-AI but also not be an asshole. The attitudes of some people on this site will NOT win over any minds or win you over any favours. If you insult someone, you are doing it to a real person. And it sucks!
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Garfield 25/09/2000 🐱
Garfield published on 25/09/2000
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Considering writing a blog post about my intuitions about LLMs. I know they are certainly wrong or inaccurate in some ways but it would be interesting to compare perhaps.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Operations Skills: PRIMARILY KAFKA AND CASSANDRA BUT I CAN MAKE ANY SORT OF PREDICTION AND HAVE IT IGNORED BY ANY TYPE OF BUREAUCRACY
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#Garfield 24/03/1990 🐱
Garfield published on 24/03/1990
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Okay the lime tree is starting to pay off!
A very small lime from an indoor lime tree
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John Children @johnchildren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Communing with a chilli garlic oil and realising I could use my dag based runtime as a build system
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