Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Calendars on August 12: Birthday of Erwin Schrödinger (Observed?) 011
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every time I see a piled of tainted, rotting meat on my timeline, I know it’s because the food next to him has been recalled. 020
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m doing this thing called micro-intermittent fasting, where I don’t eat between bites. Not a lot of visible results yet, but do I feel better? Not really. 020
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I was growing up, we didn’t get free gender-reassignment surgery at school. We had to sell magazine subscriptions and candy door-to-door to pay for it. 040
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Big lavish party? Everybody drinking bubble tea? Buddy, you’re at a boba fête. 041
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Larry Baer: Tony Vitelllo is taking a lot of heat. People are saying you made a bad hire. Buster Posey: Yeah. We need to change the subject. Larry: The fans need something else to focus on. Buster: I have an idea. Hold my $19 beer. 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This guy would look REALLY NICE with a Stanzo brand fedora. (They’re nice.) 010
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026And here we see Trump bestowing the Congressional Medal of Honor on Luca Brasi 020
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I think the Mar-Kwaynes were the house band at Stax Records in the mid-60s. 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 03/02/2026In 1972, Don McLean’s “American Pie” went to #1 on the US pop charts for four weeks - long enough to play the whole song beginning to end six times. 0163
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I can dissociate or be in a constant low-grade state of rage all the time 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026New Delhi has so many Indian people you could swear you’re in Fremont 010
Reposted by IshIsh @ishh.bsky.social · 13/12/2025⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (When dogs play Connections) 021
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 13/12/2025⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (When dogs play Connections) 021
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I feel like this policy discriminates against people like me without talent. 010
Reposted by IshJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 14/10/2025My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website. 211142229
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 27/11/2025My dog is tripping so hard on CBD, he thinks he’s a World War I flying ace shot down behind enemy lines. 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 15/11/2025If AI can’t start by solving the problem of its own massive energy needs, what even is the point? 000
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The klepto- part of the kleptocracy seems to be trending today. 000
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Brock Bowers fantasy owners:media.tenor.comI Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIFALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF 010
Reposted by IshGreg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 31/10/2025“Holsey did in fact quit,” Rep Adam Smith told me. “So we need to hear: Did he quit because he believed he was being given illegal orders?” How is it possible that we may never hear the answer to this question? 15580186
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I need an allergy medicine that keeps you up for exactly 2 more hours then knocks you out for 8. I need Duskquil. 000
Reposted by IshBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2025aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage 294190177549
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The pilot for my tv show, “Conrad Oakhaven: Wine Lawyer” is not garnering a lot of interest from the big networks yet 000
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I hope the NYT and other legacy media are proud of their role in midwifing this guy back into office 042
Reposted by IshFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/09/2025the invisible hand of the market keeps punching my dick 313425
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 23/09/2025“Isaac Chotiner wants to interview you” is the new “Mike Wallace and a camera crew are on their way to your office” 000
Reposted by IshSmedley Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Did you know? If you text 741741 when you are feeling really depressed or suicidal, a crisis worker will text you back. Many people feel more comfortable texting than talking out loud. Feel free to share. Someone who needs to know this might see it, and that would be a Good Thing. 042
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Taco Bell is perfect for people who want diarrhea, but don’t have a lot of time. 010
Reposted by IshThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From theonion.comTrump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew FromLONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr... 172127083064
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 14/09/2025House of Pain gave us better medical advice than RFK Jr ever did or will 011
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Me, arriving in hell: Why am I here? Satan: (shows supercut of spectacularly wrong things I put in the recycling bin) Me: Fair enough 020
Reposted by IshMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I hadn’t seen this. Kirk, the moderate free speech guy who did politics the right way per some liberals (!), called for Biden to be executed. Meanwhile Joe Biden put out a very strong statement condemning Kirk’s killing. Both sides!mediamatters.orgCharlie Kirk: Joe Biden should be "put in prison and/or given the death penalty for crimes against America" 404121213813
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Show idea: Great Baking British Show Americans students take huge bong rips and do British accents 051
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Idea: Great British Baked Baking Show Nice polite Brits get super duper stoned and make cakes and pastries 020
Reposted by IshSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs. 303248596265
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Even when he was driving Trump crazy with his mocking social posts, Gavin has been that guy 100
Reposted by IshRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.” 1373300406673
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Political violence is reprehensible. Using inflammatory rhetoric designed to incite political violence is reprehensible. 011
Reposted by IshRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Now that we're empty nesters, whenever I see a parent walking with a child I think, "Yeah, I cleared that level." 91267
Reposted by IshCharles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 10/09/2025It’s just unreal how fiercely he clings to his weak talking points. Not even *trying* to meet this terrible moment. 5398
Reposted by IshRick Hasen @rickhasen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025They could have done something like this in the Trump immunity case and given a chance for the special counsel to take Trump's federal election subversion charges to trial. Expediting cases is a choice 1213792918
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Trump heading into an Epstein sex partymedia.tenor.coma man wearing a sombrero is talking on a cell phone and says gene parmesan how you doing .Alt: a man wearing a sombrero is talking on a cell phone and says gene parmesan how you doing . 030
