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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper

@campyalien.bsky.social
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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 33 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 6h
to me this is what a tolerant and open society is
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Is there a Mr Bride of Frankenstein?
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 1h
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Daily Spock @dailyspock.bsky.social · 7h
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 5h
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 2h
Star Trek (1966) Season 3, Episode 15: Let That Be Your Last Battlefield Aired: 1/10/1969, NBC 00:11:40.063
Caption: It just... disintegrated.

Star Trek (1966)
Season 3, Episode 15: Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
00:11:40.063

Aired: 1/10/1969, NBC
Studio: Paramount Television
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 6h
He will always be famous
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 22h
It's so fucked up wrong!! In the best fucking way!!! Why does he have a temu Spock??? Why does temu Spock let himself be temu Spock?? I need to know everything about Sonak & we get like 3 minutes of footage of him & 1 of those is him dying dramatically
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 22h
He is irresistible to the absolute freaks & maniacs & it's so endearing
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 22h
Ok but she IS right tho! He would not!
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23h
Oh lord truly trying to find a needle in a haystack
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probabbeapollen.bsky.social @probabbeapollen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#kinktober Day 1: Green Cadet Tuvok is woefully unprepared for Earth's winds
A young, notably twink-ish looking Tuvok droning on in a disparaging way about Humans. We see the shorthand of this as a speech bubble containing the words "This is why Humans are so..." accompanied by a sigh.

As he's doing this, a gust of wind blows by and lifts his skirt, revealing a pair of green panties. 

A group of anonymous Humans all stare at this, noses exploding in cartoonish fonts of blood as their brains shrink into tiny pebbles - all from sheer horniness.

Moments later Tuvok glares at them and they guiltily glance away, sweating.
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23h
He's such a bitch and I'm obsessed with himmmmmm
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23h
T'PEL'S ONLY!!! ALL OTHERS GET LOST!!!!
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23h
AWWW YEAH TUVOK GETTING SEXUALLY TORTURED DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23h
SONAK!! I LOVE SONAK!!! HOLY FUCK YESSS THE VIBES OF THIS ARE SICK IN THE BEST FUCKING WAY GODDDD I LOVE HOW FUCKED UP KIRK/SONAK ISSSS
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probabbeapollen.bsky.social @probabbeapollen.bsky.social · 23h
#kinktober Day 5: Present
An anonymous masculine figure places his hands on the shoulders of Commander Sonak who is bare of anything except a ribbon which cross-crosses his naked body, ending with a cartoonishly large bow tied around his neck.

Sonak himself appears impassive, staring directly at Kirk.

The anonymous figure says "Whaddya think, Jimmy? Looks a lot like your Mr. Spock, hmm~?"

Kirk (sitting down) stares up at Sonak with a subdued mixture of lust and guilt.
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 04/10/2026
64.
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 05/10/2026
66.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Amygdala would be a beautiful name for an anxious they
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Top 10 miscellaneous objects to puke up in public
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
the four genders are machine, device, apparatus, and instrument
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good luck!! Manifesting that they're cool and helpful and good!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#MondayMorning
Black Manta out of his uniform sets up, pulling his right hand to his forehead, as he is clearly wincing in pain with what seems like a headache. Narration: It’s time to wake up.” Manta says to himself, “Not again.“
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, who desperately needs to cut her bangs but who is evidently a little too high to cut her bangs: but if we cut them reaaaaaally short it will take longer before we'll have to trim them again so might as well chop em into nubs
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AHHH SHE'S SO WONDROUS!! T'PRING!! I LOVE
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masdane @masdane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SPACE GIRL
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Mind if I do a J?”
The Dude from 'The Big Lebowski' making himself comfortable on Picard's ready room sofa.
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 2, Episode 7: Parturition Aired: 10/9/1995, UPN 00:10:06.399
Caption: ( chuckling nervously )

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 2, Episode 7: Parturition
00:10:06.399

Aired: 10/9/1995, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this post did permanent damage to my vocabulary. what the hell lemme post another chapter i’m not driving
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Truly the saddest horror story there is!
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SOON! Soon they will arrive
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WORMIES
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE HOMIES WERE OUT INDEED
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HELL yeah worm city 🪱🪱🪱🪱
Meme image. A bunch of different pictures of worms and slugs on paved ground over a white background with a caption in big red text: "!!!Hey!!! It rained last night so the homies are out!! Watch your step!!!"
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aww poor Kirk 😭😭
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's been raining for days so it's worm city out there. Blessings upon blessings
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fun thing about being a witch since middle school is that I've got all these books & notebooks full of spells & I just... never use any of them cause I wing absolutely everything. It's all vibes & intuition, baybee
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THEY'RE SO IMPORTANT
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just saw someone say with their whole chest that Spock is absolutely not religious... Yeah ok the guy who is always burning incense, has a room full of weird pagan idols, engages in many mystical Vulcan rituals, meditates constantly, & follows the cult of Surakian logic is religionless. Lmao. Lol.
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Sp*ck Squick Squirm 🔞 @logicaltears.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is hardly your first away mission. You are not afraid. But you are struck with an instinct that what you'll find may not require the power of the phaser in your hand, but a mental fortitude you suddenly worry you may not possess... Why have all the ship’s chronometers stopped on October 31st?
A grey, blue, and black graphic of a calendar made to look like a cracked screen, with two banners across the top. One reads: Stardate: 2026.10.31

The other reads: Shipboard: SP:SQ:SQ

On the calendar itself are 31 days, certain dates (about every other day starting on the 1st) highlighted in blue. The final day, 31, is highlighted with a bright staticky blue.

Dates marked in blue are: 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, 11th, 13th, 15th, 17th, 19th, 21st, 24th, 26th, 28th, 30th, 31st
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AWWW YEAH GRAB THAT SLUTTY TAIL
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глина @glina197.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kirk aimes his cock at Spock’s entrance while holding his tail. Both are partially clothed
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 30/09/2026
post by Tumblr user @jibblyuniverse: "Spock is the fakest hoe in Star Trek. That guy has cried in every single movie. Get out of here with that vulcans don't have emotions bullshit. You aint fooling nobody, you sensitive fuck"; in reply, Tumblr user victorian-sexstache adds an image of Doctor McCoy with a speech bubble to indicate that he is saying the above post
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AAHH SHE'S AMAZING
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Ciggy | 🔞 @ciggyaftersegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween pinup #TrekTober Janeway #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Stylized painterly illustration of Kathryn Janeway dressing up as a vampire holding a glass of blood
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