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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 20h

Kittypet back there walking behind her two daddies... Are they holding your leash, sweetie? Smh smh

Screenshot of the scene in into darkness when the triumvirate are walking to the brig to go talk to bendytoots and Kirk and McCoy are walking in front of Spock down the Enterprise corridor

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23h

Me: ok you keep pulling a TOS tarot card every new moon but not watching the ep cause you're too AOS but this month you're gonna do it. You're gonna watch the ep. No matter what it is Card I pulled: Elaan of Troyius Me:

Image from monty python's flying circus of Micheal Palin looking directly at the camera and saying "what a terrible joke"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Forgot to show you guys that we're selling AOS Spock at my work

Box from a squishy fidget toy shaped like a highland cow (apparently highland cows are like the new gnomes or something where normies are CRAZY for them) that says "soft, squishy, and full of hair" and then "cow-tastic fun awaits"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I fucked up what I'm pretty sure was a secret shopper call at work in a way that was like comically bad & I'm both laughing at myself & terrified my boss is gonna yell at me

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You can see the exact moment he starts dissociating

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's the weekend & I have to work but my wife doesn't so she's sleeping in & the dog wants to snooze with her but he also wants to keep an eye on me so he keeps trying to get me to go back to bed... Bitch I would love to

Goat with big teeth and squinty eyes looking high or tired or something like that. Looking weird at least

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Bugs when you lift up the log they were under:

Image of Zachary Quinto where the camera is a little above him. He's in a jean jacket and making a sultry face

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You and I on 2 ends of the hair spectrum meeting at luke skywalker

Meme from umbrella academy of 2 characters passing each other in cars and looking confused at each other

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Got a new phone so I got a new pop socket & I'm so fucking excited to carry this little mouseboy kittengirl in my pocket every day all the time

Picture of my gross little hand holding up my new pop socket which features AOS Spock from that scene in 2009 where he's going up to the bridge in the turbolift

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

night. Looking him up on tumblr. Why does this feel more embarrassing than every other day when I look up millions of pictures of Spock? I dk but it does. Anyway, look at him. What the fuck 🥹🥹🥹

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thinking thoughts about Golian era AOS Spock but instead of going to Gol (not least of all bc it doesn't exist anymore) he becomes a little hermit recluse & grows a beard & melds with plants & all in all lives in a precarious mental state

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's actually so cute to see a sweet summer child discover horror comedy for the first time

Screenshot of a review on rotten tomatoes. The person writes "very weird movie. Is it horror? Is it comedy? I can't say. I quite enjoyed most of the film though"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I made a collage last night! It's a little bit about Kirk's domination & Spock's masochism & just the spirk dynamic in general

Collage I made. It features AOS Spock and Kirk in similar poses but Kirk is upside down with the Earth right by him and Spock is right side up with Vulcan beneath him and Vulcan is surrounded by a red ring like the red matter. There's an art piece featuring a man getting grabbed and scratched on the face and also cutting his own tongue and there's the quote "he's very self-possessed self-involved-- everything revolves around the captain" near Kirk

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was using that one for making memes lmaooo

Image of Spock dragging Pike's hurt body. Spock is labeled "me going for that fifth orgasm" while Pike is labeled "my clitoris"

Same image as before only now spock is labeled "enough weed to tranquilize several horses" and Pike is labeled "me after a bad day at work"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was originally gonna call myself out being like "this bitch has 3 images of Spock's gorgeous profile back to back" but then I realized I need to be called out for this whole tableau. A screenshot of the inside of my brain at any given moment

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is deadass an actual screen cap that I got from the goddamn screen cap website & the lens flare makes it look like a kawaii edit. I'm fucking screaming. This movie is pretty pretty princess dollies for girls & as a girl it makes me so hard

Screen cap of the scene in into darkness just before Spock smugly admits he knew Carol was the admiral's daughter. Spock is just staring at Kirk but it's mid lens flare so there's a kind of fogginess to it and smeared pastel lights

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There are plenty of popular headcanons that I don't much care for (looking at you "Spock has a giant dick") but I think the worst is the "Vulcans are possessive as like a natural instinctual trait & it's ok & sexy actually & the one emotion they don't control is jealousy bc it's just so instinctual"

Image from an old comic of a finger hovering over a button labeled "hate ray"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What scene makes you cry like a little bitch baby despite laying thine bitch ass eyes upon it many times? I dk. Probably the saddest moment in cinematic history

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me, a bitch who usually writes for only an hour a day, and already wrote for 2 hours: hmm what if I wrote some more tho

Behind the scenes image of Quinto in his sweater that his mommy made him smiling

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What if... instead of smoking a little in the morning & having an edible in the evening like a sensible adult... What if I have an edible right now in the morning & maybe smoke a little at night...

Art of a cheeky looking nun. It's very pastel and pretty and old school anime vibes ngl

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm biased of course but I'm not really a ship girlie & never looked they close but AOS Enterprise may be the best one cause of how curvy & sexy they made her. I dk what it's called but the part with the deflector dish on it that the nacelles & saucer are connected to? Sexily curved

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The way Spock says "pardon me" to Nero...

Meme image of a Subway sandwich wrapper. Text reads "get in the wrapper since you wanna be a sub so bad"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Spock's cunty little twirl makes me fucking lose it every time. He's so fucking gay

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Autism sure be autisming tho cause I just pulled the DVD out & saw his face & eeked delightedly. I am kicking my feet & giggling. There he is. There's my boy. Acting like I haven't seen him in years smh smh

Image of my hand holding the dvd case for 2009 featuring Kirk's face prominently on it

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There are two wolves inside my head. One is like "Kirk looks so good & is so butch in Beyond. Watch it so you can look at him" & the other is like "Spock's wig in Beyond is made from swampy hair harvested from the asshole of Satan himself & if you watch it you'll have to look at him"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have had 2 very long days at work & I still have one more tomorrow but I am stoned out of my fucking mind & I really want to watch an AOS movie but I JUST watched 2009 not that long ago & into darkness not that long before that which leaves... Beyond

Data walking into the turbolift. That bitch is Leaving™

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Me: I really don't much care for m/f ships T'Pring/Stonn: hello Me:

Emoji with huge watery eyes and a watery grin. Blushing and crying and covered in hearts

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anyway, those are my thoughts on mcspirk ✌️. I am, of course, objectively correct bc I am the main character & I have a massive schlong & have never been wrong in my life & I'm the only who understands these 60 year old characters that generations of people have loved/understood

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

that doctor would twist that Vulcan into a pretzel, shatter his pelvis, & bust his spussy so far open he could push out a whole litter of Gorns without even feeling it. Also sorry I only like spirk & spones & don't care about mckirk cause this is what mckirk is like to me

Meme of 2 guys talking and the caption reads "okay girl, we're still gonna need a bottom tho..."

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The problem with smoking a little weed at 9 in the morning on my day off in order to make my morning meditations a little more bazinga is that since I'm writing this dumb novel I'm obsessed with as soon as a tiny molecule THC hits me olde system all I want to do is write. Don't want to meditate

Panel from some weird old comic featuring a guy making intense eye contact with another one and laser beams are coming out of the one guy's eyes into the other's. The caption reads "UFO cults may practice forms of hypnotism or brainwashing!"

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

They just don't make captains like this anymore

Picture of Kirk from the shuttle scene in tmp where he's looking lovingly at the Enterprise. Text over the image says 'man who wants to fuck that spaceship "

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hmmm. Thinking about material girl gold digger mirror Spock x pay pig mirror Kirk...

Spock in Amok time rubbing his evil little fly hands together

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Wait why are people talking about Kirk vs Picard & who they could take in a fight? My friends, those are starfleet officers & you're a schmuck on the internet. The only place you can take them is out to dinner & I think Kirk would be a better dinner companion so he wins this war. Hashtag Kirk4thewin

Shaggy and Scooby looking to the side with sketchy narrowed eyes. Shaggy is limp twisting. They both look a little evil

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I do need this as a poster tho ngl. The KSU of it all

Ad for a AOS trilogy movie bundle that features a poster-looking thing with Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and the Enterprise

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*takes this into micheals & spends hundreds of dollars getting it framed so that everyone who walks into my home knows how much pussy I slay*

Page from a magazine that's one of the promo images for AOS and it's Kirk and spock standing back to back looking dramatic

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What's wrong babe? You've hardly touched your tiny JJ Abrams

My hand holding a tiny cut out image of JJ Abrams standing there on the phone

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Me & the homie after saying "epitome" correctly

Picture of 2 novelty flash drives from 2013. One is shaped like Data but with a huge, elongated head and the other is Picard likewise with a huge, elongated head

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Uuughhhh they released some info about the new Trek movie that they're gonna be making & it sounds dull as hell. They called it Training Day meets Crimson Tide with Starfleet being the bad guys & it's all "darker", "grittier" etc etc & that sounds so fucking boring

Screenshot from an article about the new Trek movie that says it promises a darker take on Star Trek

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The plot for my fic is that, due to Vulcan's destruction, Spock is being forced to get married but doesn't want to so Kirk is disguised as a Vulcan woman so they can get fake married & it's a raunchy romcom w/ a lot of Vulcan culture stuff & Spock's Vulcan side of the family & T'Pring is here now 🥰🥰

Screenshot of some of my fic wip. It starts with Spock's cousin T'Mir gossiping to him about how T'Pring is late and then she walks in behind Sarek. T'Pring is described as fashionable and high femme af with big eyelashes and big hair and lots of colors. She doesn't let Sarek introduce her but introduces herself instead by greeting everyone else and then turning to Kirk who is in disguise as a Vulcan lady named T'Ehlor to say that her name is T'Pring, who her parents are, and how she works for the Vulcan Arts Commission and a Vulcan art museum on Delta IV

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