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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 1h
li yu for some reason: hmmm why is prince jing caressing me and touching my face while drunk? maybe i should sober him up by biting his finger
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 4h
i forgot that renado from twilight princess is the most mother character they’ve ever made
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 4h
who should adopt dog liu qingge 1. sy!sqq 2. sj!sqq 3. binghe 4. yqy
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 5h
i’ve become obsessed with the xigou sighthound so if you see me writing liu qingge becoming a white hunting dog you know what happened to me
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✨ShinyBlueStone✨ @shinybluestone.bsky.social · 9h
BingLiuShen threesomes are so fun and challenging to draw. They all wanna be in and full of each other all at the same time and it's impossible so they just keep going 😩🙏❤️💦💦💦 #bingliushen #svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #shinyart #MXTX
Bingliushen - in that order. Binghe stands behind Liu Qingee, arms under the others, hands locking behind LQG neck in a kinda of head lock. LQGs shoulders are full of drool and bite marks from LBH. LBH smirks as he passes another sharp fang into the others shoulder. LBH is sliding his massive dick into LQGs hole, right along SQQs. SQQ is on his back under LQG basically in a mating press, but LQG is the one being penetrated. SQQ holds and spreads LQGs ass, how other hand reaching up to gently touch his lips and jaw eyes filled with love admiration and arousal. LQG practically hangs from LBHs arms completely blissed out and twitching. Having the heavenly pillar and his shiddi's cock shoved in him all at once seems to have shorted out his brain ❤️
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 9h
im always writing "liu-shidi" instead of "liu-shixiong" so my computer today tried to correct "liu-shixiong" to "liu-shidi"
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i can’t stop thinking about heathcliff and his funny not-son hareton who loves heathcliff so much no matter how badly heathcliff has treated him. mr heathcliff how does it feel to be loved so openly and sincerely for the first time ever
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Eury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEVER hit your dogs. unless it's lqg and his ass is like right there
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Eury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lqg getting trained like a dog by yqy (good but lenient dog trainer) and sj (abusive dog trainer)
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Magabet | Tiddy enthusiast 🇦🇷 @magabet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Biiig stretch #LiuQingge ⁠#SVSSS #MyArt
Tigertaur Liu Qingge doing a big stretch. His butt is up high in optimal position for pats and his face is squished between his arms.
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
liu qingge should get turned into a hunting dog and accidentally get adopted by shen jiu and experience new emotions at being told to sit and stay and fetch and good boy
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have fics that i should be writing but i just want to write liu shidi hole
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today i experienced a really weird emotion where i got so up in my feelings about hareton actually genuinely loving heathcliff that i started to miss jin ling & jiang cheng and then i started to miss yanqing HSR
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“when edgar linton lets cathy jr do whatever she wants and never disciplines her he’s ’loving’ and ‘doting’ but when i, heathcliff,”
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
edgar linton has gone into xianxia seclusion
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mamdani has approved free suppressants and bite-resistant neck wraps for all uninsured omegas living in new york city
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if they ever do another wuthering heights movie i need them to actually get a director who specializes in horror movies so they can do justice to the scene where heathcliff is like jack from the shining gnashing his teeth through the door at isabella to let him into the house
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when isabella pointed out that hindley has catherine's eyes i genuinely thought that hindley and heathcliff were about to start exploring each others' bodies
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the amount of cousin incest in wuthering heights makes me worry that i wasn’t imagining whatever was going on between zhuzhi-lang and tianlang-jun and luo binghe
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1.5K WORDS DISAPPEARED FROM MY DRAFT
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ISABELLA YOU CANNOT BE SAYING THIS TO HEATHCLIFF THE DAY AFTER CATHERINE DIED YOU’RE HITTING HIM RIGHT IN THE INSECURITIES THAT HIS AWFUL NATURE REALLY WOULD HAVE DEGRADED HER BY MARRYING HER
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
isabella five seconds after admitting she wanted heathcliff to kill her: "catherine is such a pervert"
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trying to pull off the end of a story sometimes feels like when the olympic vaulter has to run down the runway and do a little jump and a spin and then stick the landing. today is spin day
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i knew prince jing fucked the fish but i hadn’t expected a significant amount of this book to be prince jing wishing the fish would fuck him
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s really incredible that this isn’t an innuendo
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i had an experience where a longfic i was writing really just felt Sauceless and Bland and i thought i was imagining things or just being too harsh on myself as a writer. but then i found the sauce and literally all my reservations about the longfic disappeared
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he. doesn’t read ?
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my problem is that shen jiu is my super scrunkly mega blorbo and if i see a single other person give him any grace or validation i turn into the joker. i whip out his alphabetized 5000 page case file of every sin he’s ever done. i get out the autopsy report. don’t ever defend him in front of me
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hedgehog @ghostkingsupreme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
experimenting with color palettes #bingliu #svsss
Digital illustration of Luo Binghe pushing a naked Liu Qingge face down on a bed. Only Luo Binghe's hands are visible: one holds his head in place and the other restrains Liu Qingge's arms by the wrists behind his back. 

Liu Qingge's hair is splayed out. On his back there are a couple of bruises and bite marks. Liu Qingge is shivering and quietly moaning.

In a text balloon, Luo Binghe says, "Keep still, Shishu. You behaved much better last time."
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it should be illegal to struggle with a pwp wip
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"he could hear shen qingqiu's teeth grinding": anger, verbal argument, shen jiu malding as shen jiu does "he could hear shen qingqiu grinding" (typo): totally different scene
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for a fish i swear li yu spends more time out of water than in the water. how is this fish not suffocating to death
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
been thinking about sj slowly gaslighting lqg into self-feminizing. “oh shidi female clothes are easier to move in” “shidi your center of gravity will be better if you had wider hips” … sj can convince him to wear a bra because his “pecs are too large” and will “get in the way of his swordplay”
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my current joy in life is that while writing my worm fic whenever i reach a new section i mark where i left left off in my document outline with a little 🐛 worm
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they’ve never made a babygirl like heathcliff
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's so fucking hard to write noncon with yqy because that man consents to everything it's got shen jiu attached to it
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binghe’s humping advocate @sixballing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
binghe in the modern extra finding out sy has a tattoo of his demon mark
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the funniest part in wuthering heights is when hindley drops his child off the banister and heathcliff catches the baby purely because he happened to be standing in just the right spot and then heathcliff just stands there fucking malding that he accidentally did a good deed
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m so wutheringheightspilled today i saw tweet that was like “jc and wwx had a close bond despite class differences it’s very simple” and my first thought was “yes and it would debase jc to marry him and wwx knew that”
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me now writing literally any scene in any fic: wow this is just like wuthering heights
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LN水仙蓋飯 @ln420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🦊:嚶嚶嚶
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nim | five grabbable rats @snimister.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Things that I think would make LDB come in his pants: — seeing ZLQ hole — smelling ZLQ’s crotch when he’s about to suck dick — ZLQ touching the outside of his robes when he’s hard — ZLQ kissing his neck — ZLQ kissing him — ZLQ
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siter @sitervlitoy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Take back your sword, Wei Wuxian #魔道祖师 #modaozushi
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corrin @lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
binghe is both the little blowjob dog with a pedigree and shen qingqiu's silly boy
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Eury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Suffering, Indulging Liu Qingge attends a peak lord meeting with a vibrating jade toy stuffed inside him. It's all Shen Qingqiu's fault. Rated E, ~3k words #svsss #liujiu #topsjweek26 archiveofourown.org/works/93360231
Suffering, Indulging by PeerlessSerpent
Summary: Liu Qingge had, against all of his better judgement, allowed Shen Qingqiu to talk him into more utterly perverse nonsense. And so, instead of lying in Shen Qingqiu's indulgently cushioned bed, or Liu Qingge's own utilitarian bed, or even anywhere inside of either of their perfectly serviceable homes, Liu Qingge was instead sitting very still in a peak lord meeting as the stupid jade cock vibrated inside of him.Rating: Explicit 
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings 
Category: M/M 
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù 
Relationship: Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu 
Characters: Liu Qingge, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Yue Qingyuan 
Additional Tags: Sex Toys under Clothing, In Public, Coming in Pants, Established Relationship, Liu Qingge Has a Vagina, Top Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Dominant Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Bottom Liu Qingge, Top SJ Week 2026, scraps of yueliu for those with the eyes to see
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i was forced to stay my hand from posting immediately ONE time because of the big bang and now i’m like addicted to editing and not posting
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i liked the part in the cloud recesses arc where lan wangji had his sexual awakening by accidentally walking in on wei wuxian fucking jiang cheng into the mattress every night
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also lowkey i like heathcliff & isabella almost as much as heathcliff & catherine which is a high bar considering how based catherine is
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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
catherine would approve of fanfiction of heathcliff and edgar linton kissing
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