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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey

@cameronsuey.com
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Creator of @observableradio.com Freelance Writer and Narrative Designer fmr: Avengers, Tomb Raiders, Star Warses pod: observableradio.com biz: cameronsuey.com fic: thejosefkstories.com (he/him)

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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 15h
I wish the monkey paw wishes would all come true!
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 30/09/2026
More inevitable things should happen sooner.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 29/09/2026
Was it a musical after all?
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell University treating Gaza protestors more harshly than gang rapists is a real statement of values. It’s almost like violent domination by the powerful is the core belief of leadership.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 28/09/2026
I am tired of people treating dwarf planets like they are not planets. Stop with your Ceres and Sedna erasure.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 28/09/2026
You gotta get on that 99% Invisible Dad Road Trip vibe. You will learn some crazy shit.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
Not for nothing, but I love that they also let his hair be a little thin, and a little gray, looks great. Entirely appropriate and still dashing.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
I really appreciate that all vegetable leftover dishes will politely announce to you that they are at the end of their lifespan by smelling like farts.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
You AND @cbake.bsky.social?? What Good Fortune.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
Oh man I should’ve asked @skullmandible.bsky.social, whom if I remember correctly also returned to the game after an absence.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
As a counter argument, if you start much earlier, I think you can do one before lunch and the other afterwards. We just got pressed by a commute.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
But like… Check out these hinges. Full of interesting details like this.
The inside part of a hinge with normally be folded and, still has extensive decorative filigree 
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
I genuinely love it, I think I’ve been three times, and the general narrative of the place and Sarah Winchester has updated in interesting ways. If you like architecture or old houses or general strangeness, is fascinating. It’s also VERY expensive.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
Also the place was half made up for their Halloween tours so every now and then you poked your head around the corner and get a little surprise.
The famous stairway to nowhere, only they’re a little fucking ghoul at the top of it An old tiny wheelchair with a creepy little girl hiding around the corner, what the hell 
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
We went to the Winchester Mystery House, and sure, she was an eccentric, brilliant old woman, but also she had people paint a fake pine wood grain on top of actual Redwood so she was least a little bit fucking crazy.
A piece of century old Redwood that has been painted with multiple colors of lighter paint to simulate the grain of an entirely different wood what the fuck are we even doing here Sarah
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
I think it’s cool and great that there’s a famous song I haven’t heard about. Hell yeah culture, keep moving without me, please do not pander to me, that would be embarrassing.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah, happy birthday
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"who is this fool" "thats mr bean, roland. he is a tv character from a nation over seas" "he has forgotten the face of his father"
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 26/09/2026
We are all extremely lucky to be in this bucket and not that bucket
JR Bob Dobbs
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 26/09/2026
Never mind I figured it out fuck that guy!!
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 25/09/2026
Ha ha ha the rules come pretty easy, but I wanna know who this fucking Jace guy is
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 25/09/2026
I stopped playing right around the time Legends came out. I think there’s a guy named Urza who builds stuff. That’s it. That’s all I know.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 25/09/2026
OK let’s say I started playing magic the gathering again for the first time in… 30+ years. Is there a very high-level primer to “the story“? For someone who knows absolutely nothing. About Magic.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 25/09/2026
people ARE saying
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 24/09/2026
A close up of a barbie doll. Her mouth is withdrawn in disgust, she is looking down and to the left. I believe this is a meme reaction called “disgusted Barbie”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 24/09/2026
Me, reading Song of Kali, 25 years ago: dang this is some raw and gritty prose Me, reconsidering it, in light of Dan Simmons whole thing: Ah. Oh. Ooh. Oof. Oh. Ugh. Ow. Oh no. Umph. Oof.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 24/09/2026
Yeah, my go to is now: “Beans on toast!”
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/09/2026
So are they both gonna fuck monsters, or is one of them gonna be a monster?
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/09/2026
Not everything needs to be passed through the hate machine my sweet lil dude.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 22/09/2026
The Ohio Democratic Party is repeatedly deleting criticism of Marcy Kaptur, who has released an ad calling transgender people an “ideology” that should be banned in schools. Still think Dems can’t become Labour?
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/09/2026
Well well well the worm has turned or something!
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/09/2026
ok!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 31/01/2024
Volunteered in my daughter’s class today and I’m here to tell you that the children have discovered SCP.
A pen drawing of a grotesque monster with an open wound and yellow eyes labeled “682”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/09/2026
Everybody get hyped for my favorite synth project about the collision of 1970s utopian civic planning and Thatcher era civic abandonment.
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 21/09/2026
Once again: the "concerned parents of a transed child" is an abuser rights movement
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/09/2026
There is no exception to this rule. You either say “OK what’s next and how do I help you?” Or you’re fucking garbage who deserves to die alone. So fucking easy.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/09/2026
I’m gonna make this super easy: if you don’t accept your child for who they are, you didn’t want a child - you wanted a slave to act as a living mirror. That shit’s unhealthy, and your child is better off without you, you fucking weirdo.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 21/09/2026
She’s the greatest. Eddie Munster owes her an apology!
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 21/09/2026
I cannot recommend this game enough.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 21/09/2026
If you’re famous for one song, people either wanna hear that one song, or hear that you died, and nothing else. Get comfortable with that.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 21/09/2026
Yeah sure I guess it sucks that some aging one hit wonder is a piece of garbage, but I’m not gonna get too bent out of shape about Bananarama’s political opinions. Who gives a shit, corpse.
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