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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey

@cameronsuey.com
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Creator of @observableradio.com Freelance Writer and Narrative Designer fmr: Avengers, Tomb Raiders, Star Warses pod: observableradio.com biz: cameronsuey.com fic: thejosefkstories.com (he/him)

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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
But like… Check out these hinges. Full of interesting details like this.
The inside part of a hinge with normally be folded and, still has extensive decorative filigree 
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
Also the place was half made up for their Halloween tours so every now and then you poked your head around the corner and get a little surprise.
The famous stairway to nowhere, only they’re a little fucking ghoul at the top of it An old tiny wheelchair with a creepy little girl hiding around the corner, what the hell 
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/09/2026
We went to the Winchester Mystery House, and sure, she was an eccentric, brilliant old woman, but also she had people paint a fake pine wood grain on top of actual Redwood so she was least a little bit fucking crazy.
A piece of century old Redwood that has been painted with multiple colors of lighter paint to simulate the grain of an entirely different wood what the fuck are we even doing here Sarah
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 26/09/2026
We are all extremely lucky to be in this bucket and not that bucket
JR Bob Dobbs
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 24/09/2026
A close up of a barbie doll. Her mouth is withdrawn in disgust, she is looking down and to the left. I believe this is a meme reaction called “disgusted Barbie”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 17/09/2026
Guess which little idiot decided he was a turkey today.
A picture of a small gray tabby cat trying to sneak his way into a rampaging band of teenage turkeys
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 12/09/2026
“a computer can never be spiteful or horny therefore a computer must never make art”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 12/09/2026
Thor with a very skeptical expression
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah harness boyz
A small grey cat wearing a black and silver harness with a red leash. He is sitting inside a large earthen pot
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 04/09/2026
Break out the clone stamp
A downward looking picture of a cement path and the wood chips off to the side. There are two very similar looking cats lying down in nearly identical positions
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/09/2026
My Not The Zodiac Killer jacket has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my jacket.
The bottom of a puffy down jacket. It has the zodiac killer symbol of the crosshair in a circle, with the word not below
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/09/2026
let’s see what ol’ Jamwine gets up to next
The cover for the new Home dWeller album 
 the long road home. It depicts a painting of a hobbit Curled up and sleeping under his cloak on the ground. He is flanked by trees and fireflies, behind him our mountains ruins and shadowy figures 
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/09/2026
The picture of that bunny from the cartoon Arthur I don’t know his name and I’m not gonna look it up but he’s looking aghast sitting in front of a computer and the text reads “you really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies ?”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/09/2026
An exceptionally dumb dog 
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/09/2026
A dumb dog’
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/09/2026
Ha ha ha I love the delightful “gee whiz” soap opera of For all Mankind, I’m excited to watch Star City! Oh…


I’m a painting of a man in military uniform giving 1000 yards stare as the war continues behind him.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/09/2026
Hit a few key markers for me, but failed utterly in realizing that I love spreadsheets, and I prefer to write scripts in Excel because it’s beautiful.
Google Gemini tweet apparently written in my style, reading “I genuinely want to study your hollow spreadsheets only heart for science.”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 02/09/2026
Hank Hill approaches his wife Peggy, with his hands behind his back, smiling as he says “I’m approaching you with romantic intent”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 27/08/2026
Your friend is correct, I think
Several elderly men playing cards. In the center a man labeled “me” is slamming a card down. The card is labeled “the problem is capitalism“ and the table is labeled “any conversation“
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 21/08/2026
“inside me are two wolves” or “the duality of man,” whichever you like better
A list of two songs, Hey Ya by OutKast, and Ya Hey by Vampire Weekend
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 20/08/2026
Iron Nest puts you inside an immense walking dieselpunk tank with only aerial photos of the world outside. Triangulating artillery shots on a paper map with pencils and a mechanical calculator and then trusting your math to wipe out enemy positions is a near perfect loop. Sorry about the war crimes!
The gorgeous metal interior of a 1920s mega artillery tank. Every lever and wheel actually does something and you’ve gotta learn how to turn them and pull them.A tactical map covered in crisscrossed aerial photographs showing troop emplacements and artillery craters, and punchcards with the firing solutions.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 12/08/2026
Three individual pictures of a blonde toddler holding a pistol and crying
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 09/08/2026
return my cat!!!
A similarly patterned mackerel tabby 
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 07/08/2026
”Below Rusted Gods” - it’s 1978, and you are monitoring a secret expedition inside a mysterious cave. Check the radar, monitor vitals, keep the power on, and try not to go crazy doing it. Tightly paced with a fully realized brutalist aesthetic, and confidently unnerving.
A console with old-fashioned monitors and switches and dials sitting in front of an ominous dark hole in the wall.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/08/2026
“Moldrise” - nasty, dirty, visceral Metroidbrainia (you come up with a better term, I don’t like it either) Listen to the fungus on your foot and climb the stairs. (I love this concept and wrote a very similar creepypasta based on it decades ago! thejosefkstories.com/2008/10/01/up/)
A really grotesque and dirty entryway apartment complex. Everything is filthy in the yellow light
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 03/08/2026
Here a couple I liked a lot “No I’m not a human” - tense paranoid apocalyptic community simulator. Let strangers into your house and hope that they are not infected!
The pale man from “no I’m not a human,” a creepy shirtless fellow with an uncomfortable grin standing on your front porch as viewed through the people. He asks “you home alone?” you better not be
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 19/07/2026
On the other hand, maybe we shouldn’t feel too bad about whatever stupid consumer shit we fashioned into an identity. It could be worse.
The back of a large black truck which bears two large golden stickers with the bold C icon of the engine company Cummins. One is fashioned flag stars and stripes, the other reads “I’d rather be Cummins than strokin”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 16/07/2026
oh grow up
A large machine labeled: “ball cream beater”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 16/07/2026
I’m back on my jelly belly factory tour bullshit
A jelly belly painting for the film “the ant bully” it was sandwich between pictures of Ronald Reagan and the pope
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 13/07/2026
Silence Brand spider
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 10/07/2026
The little book did not attach as well to the back of my phone as I had hoped, but it turns out that would’ve made it a single clunky device. It’s much better as a backpacking e-reader.
A little tiny pocket E reader (xteink x3) being held up in front of a little tiny one person tent in a green and gold forested field
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 05/07/2026
me when I successfully push a button on a website to flash the firmware on an xteink (crossink is great so far)
Rami Malek wearing a hooded sweatshirt crossing his hands looking very proud of himself in front of a synth wave of pink grid on a Night Sky. The text in front reads “ Hackerman”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 05/07/2026
I did the tiny book
A very tiny E reader (the xteink x3) displaying the cover for Kim Stanley Robinson’s Aurora
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 05/07/2026
Astronauts are OVER.
The guy from the Portlandis episode who declares that everything is over, looking upset. He is a hipster looking guy with a black jacket and a red hoodie and a large goatee and gauges in his ears
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 23/06/2026
Bill is deep in his scheming vizier era.
A gray and white tabby cat lying on a packing blanket on the floor of the garage. He looks at the camera suspiciously. Resting underneath one of his paws is a large or dagger that is actually a toy, don’t be worried about him.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/06/2026
You should think about Udo Kier today. I will!
Udo Kier in the movie Jonny Mnemonic. He’s dressed in an elegant future outfit and flanked by two elegant future people with future make up
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 17/06/2026
He was a nice college kid and this was right after the program director introduced him as “an experienced outdoorsperson.” I think it just went to his head and he wanted to sound authoritative. But this is Oak country, my friend.
A map of the United States showing the distribution of eastern and western poison oak, poison sumac, and poison ivy. Critically California only has poison oak of the western variety. I know this because I’m extremely allergic and I make it my business never to rub it in my eyes again when I’m the only person expected to drive at the end of a backpacking trip, so that you don’t wake up with your eyes swelling shut
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 10/06/2026
Regina from mean girls saying something
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 05/06/2026
On deck for the weekend.
Eat the Reich RPG Cover, featuring a lurid pink and blue face leering out of a dark blue box (a coffin)
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 01/06/2026
I never noticed that the Strait of Hormuz looks like Free Willy mid-escape from captivity.
A map of the strait of hormuz, with a spiky isthmus at the bottom. An island that looks surprisingly like a killer whale or a dolphin is in the middle of the water, appearing to leap over the Isthmus
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 28/05/2026
The only thing you are accomplishing on X is validating a Nazi bar and being the house jesters for the Nazis. What if you didn’t, you losers.
A screenshot from Wargames, where the screen reads: “a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 23/05/2026
Every year we do an increasingly complicated birthday adventure for the kids. This year the request was “The Stanley Parable.”
A yellow “birthday adventure line” runs down a set of carpeted stairsThe yellow birthday adventure line zigzags around a messy living room, passed a cat, and out the front doorA metal bucket bearing a sticker of a bucket and another sticker that says property of Stanley.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 21/05/2026
The next thing I searched for was “that’s right you stupid AI bitch I never wanna hear from you again don’t ever speak to me like you’re a person”
AI Overview
Understood. I will keep all future responses direct, strictly objective, and completely free of any persona.
How can I assist you with your search or tasks today?
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 21/05/2026
I wanted to google the exact text of the slurp juice tweet, so I searched for “y’all don’t seem to get it slurp juice” Their new AI search decided that I was speaking conversationally to it, and admonishing it for a bad job on previous nonexistent queries.
Al Overview


My bad, let me make sure I've got your back.
I'm tapped in now-whether you're talking about the infamous "slurp juice" NFT meme or grabbing a refreshing chug from a Slurp Juice in Fortnite, let me know exactly what you need a hand with!
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 17/05/2026
Music has a Right To Children: still in all timer, but a little sloppy! Geogaddi: We weren’t ready for pessimism in 2002 and that was on us. Campfire Headphase: I’m sure it’s great, but it’s hard not to stop and put Dayvan Cowboy on repeat. Tomorrow’s Harvest: Sorry, still on Dayvan Cowboy.
A high altitude shot of the Earth with clouds below. in the top left corner a man in a pressure suit hangs seemingly suspended as he falls towards earth. The man is Joseph Kittinger,
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 13/05/2026
Here’s a stupid picture. This is Bill.
A gray and white tabby cat stretched out on his back in the sun on a mat of false grass
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 11/05/2026
I have entered the world of fine art collecting.
A painting I purchased at a local art show. It shows a high contrast black-and-white Tim Robinson, his head cocked to one side as if saying “you sure about that? Are you sure about that that’s why?” against a background of orange and speckled white paint
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 07/05/2026
A blue playground ball that reads “moist and needle before inserting, inflate to 0.5 lbs”
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 06/05/2026
ba blab bab blabba bab!
Pixel slippy from
Starfox
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 04/05/2026
It’s wild to me that there are people who still think there’s plausible deniability in putting in “88” in your username.
A series of six portraits of Hitler, all with different hairstyles and mustaches, purporting to be different people
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