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Calvin Retterath

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The Steelers looking at the Dolphins roster
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The actress who plays Dedra (Denise Gough) on Andor is freaking incredible.
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Benjamin Wittes @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org · 07/05/2025
This India Pakistan conflict never would have happened if I were president.
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I swear to god it’s been one thing after the other for a solid week this is comedy at this point
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Bullseye is tight lol a sick puppy but tight
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/04/2025
It's my country and I'm not going to abandon it to fascists, and also all my stuff is there
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I had the biggest crush on Cristina Ricci since Casper and after listening to her on the Conan podcast the crush has aged like fine wine
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Gotta get help to get back to myself
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Prof Christina Pagel @chrischirp.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
just want to say that while I understand its usefulness, I hate linkedin
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Also make sure to visit What The Fuck Are You Looking At? eyeglass emporiums.
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I asked CCH Pounder which C was for cilantro and she punched me.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My son is about to embark on a major Muslim American rite of passage. He's going to eat his first McDonald's Fish Filet sandwich. Ive eaten enough of these for 3 lifetimes. Trust me it's a Muslim thing. Will report back.
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
They’re training a new server at this restaurant. I’m listening in, going to learn it all, become qualified waitstaff… FOR FREE. The perfect scam.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I’m more of a rise OR shine person. Pick one.
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It can get scary when yuh legendary
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Fisk 20/
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What's it gonna take for everyone to realize the occupant of the white house is fundamentally anti-American?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
How much WD40 do you have to drink to believe this shit?
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I hate movies that win stuff, i also hate people who find success or are just happy in general
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
evidently Charlize Theron is the wrong answer when asked what I want on my cheeseburger. I know that now.
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John Chronic @johnnychronic.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I had four bowls for breakfast and only one of them was cereal
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Linkdin post are so fricken stupid 😭😂 almost every post sounds like satire
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
a glory hole, but you look through it to watch the 1989 civil war film Glory (starring Matthew Broderick and Denzel Washington)
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
ME: should I buy this stock or this stock? FINANCIAL PLANNER: um those are soups ME: answer the question. Beef or chicken?
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
“Your mom and dad will never die!!”
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 25/02/2025
If you’re siding with Vladimir Putin, you’re wrong.
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Prince Caspian @nysea.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Just watched the guy in front of me ask ChatGPT that if he left frozen meat on the counter while he was gone for a week if it was safe to eat when he got home.
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This administration is full of the worst fucking people on the planet and hacked by the dumbest fucking people on the planet
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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Last night was my first night of Fight Club. I was late and missed the intro, rules, and such. But overall Fight Club was awesome and I'd highly recommend Fight Club to everyone!
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van @vanconver.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
give us undercover boss 3 cowards!!!!!!
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Deep Sea King
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Also, the first Suicide Squad wasn’t bad!
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Achilles taking the beach in Troy is still top 10 best war movie scene ever
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“Legolas!! Two already!”
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
@kylefurby.bsky.social everyone I venture out of a town with a randomish event where I have to fight someone
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a man wearing glasses and a chain says i ain t gonna lie i 'm getting cooked
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a chain says i ain t gonna lie i 'm getting cooked
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Winona Fighter dropped a nice album 🔥🔥🔥
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Rodgers should absolutely go to the Vikings
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Fan theory: when the kidnapper tells Liam Neeson "Good luck" in Taken, it really does bestow Neeson with enormous amounts of good luck, which is how he is able to achieve everything in the rest of the film
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Furb LeDooshe @kylefurby.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My time to shine. The last of us theme #music #guitar
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’m in a monocule (jerk off a lot)
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 09/02/2025
Big day for Drake
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spooky goober 👻 🎃 @gooberbb.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I cannot express enough how much I dislike leaving my house.
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I scheduled an eye exam online last week for today and been super excited all damn week even looking at frames only to come to this place early and they are not even open Saturday like wtf smh
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Calvin Retterath @calvinretterath.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m jonesing for a KFC Doubledown in a bad way
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This video game would have sold better if it were a completely different game. I am very wise.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
you are telling me a shrimp has prepared, and by prepared i mean fried, this rice that we are being served right now
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