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Call me Ishtar

@callmeishtar.bsky.social
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I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You cannot go about your life thinking about ways to avoid making fascists angry. You will not succeed, and you will not be free.
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Everyone will not just. 1) took some time for me to grasp 2) important for social pragmatics and 3) boy, is it ever annoying 😑
[Everyone will not just
If your solution to some problem relies on "If everyone would just..." then you do not have a solution.  Everyone is not going to just. At no time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they're not going to start now.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Gov. Tim Walz State Address: "We have university students shoved into unmarked vans and fathers being tossed into Salvadorian gulags without a hint of due process. If you say you love freedom, but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn't freedom, it's privilege."
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I found the most incredible graph on the other site
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Winter just keeps winting
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 07/04/2025
very Remind Your Grief That It Is Love, Remind Your Body That It Is Wise
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I'm on my own if there are thunderstorms.
A woman glares at the viewer and a monster with sharp teeth and glowing eyes glowers at the viewer from behind her. The text reads "me/my dog/ *the doorbell*".
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Did you ever see Invader Zim? Zim wants to prove that he's human, so he begins stealing organs and cramming them in his body to trick the school nurse. She praises him near the end: "He's a very healthy boy! So full of organs!" And basically, I want that. But for vaccines. My measles titer was good!
A little green alien with protruding eyes sits on a couch. He is engorged with stolen organs. An intestine sprawls out of his mouth onto the floor, and nudges a boot on a leg seen in shadowed profile
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
No kings.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
He has no idea what’s going on out there and I love that for him 🐾
A handsome black cat lounges on a bed. He is content
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Danny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hands down, the best and most unsettling annotation I've ever found in a used book came this week from Thomas Moore's "Care of the Soul": the front inside cover was filled with aphorisms like "I can do hard things" and the back cover just had this www.thechatner.com/p/the-most-u...
A nightmare
Hell 
Show me hell
and give me 
a nightmare 
today and 
tomorrow and 
honestly show and give
it to me forever
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It’s state sponsored rape and murder of a disenfranchised demographic of its own people. That, folks, is a key component of fascism.
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Say hello to sleepy little Garbanzo.
A cat portrait on a red, black, and white background
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
February on the reservoir.
Snow on top of a granite slab has melted and left an oblong hole in which the horizon is seen. It is hard to tell the lee side of the hole from the land which juts into the lake. Clouds in the sky blur into the crest of the snow.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
who up burninating they countryside
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Dahlia Lithwick @dahlialithwick.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
A still from the anime Princess Tutu. A line of little girls in dance class sit under the bar. The last figure on the left is a child-sized crocodile in a dance outfit. The title at the top says "My childhood felt like this:"
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 12/02/2025
Conservative billionaires are funding a coordinated effort to dismantle public education to pay for private school vouchers that largely benefit wealthy families and enable corporations to avoid their fair share in taxes. Now they have a friend in the White House.
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I'm happy at least one of us likes it.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do. Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If your boss or company tells you to do something unethical: don't say yes. Make them write it down.
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/02/2025
Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing? DON'T DO IT. If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT. Document, document, document. Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Follow me for more social pragmatics tips and tricks.
Text from Andrew Nadeau that says "we only teach 'stop, drop, and roll' to put out fire but honestly if you do it in pretty much any social situation it will also stop that."
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
When I was 11, I used to offer to buy other kids' souls for spare coins. I bought 3 or 4 on the bus one afternoon, and a mom got SUPER upset, and they made their son give me back the 50¢ to have his soul back. I mean, sure. Have it at cost. Sorry you're in trouble. I was deeply weird, I guess.
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
"Dog" by artist Diego De La Rosa. Oil on panel, 10 x 8 inches, 2022.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Elephant calf update: very baby
Elephant calf with trunk up Elephant calf with trunk down
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
✅️ and ✅️
Black text on white background says We have two unwritten rules here:
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
People getting super into handcrafts and geeking out about process is soooooooooothing. I don't want to do the crafts, but just, like, enjoy the co-regulation. I love Bernadette Banner videos to calm down. Even more than pimple extraction videos, and that's saying something. youtu.be/MRkDtGu0ryQ?...
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I Learned the Ancient Art of Sewing with GOLD (and you can too!)
YouTube video by Bernadette Banner
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
the intensity of the Canadian response doesn't make sense unless you have ever had or known a younger brother who got completely fed up one day with his older sibling being a dick
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David Clark @clarkeocrinus.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm exhausted and this feels like the best option for #FossilFriday this week. This is coprolite. What is coprolite, you ask? It's fossilized feces. It's mineralized, doesn't smell. It's important for science to find pollen or pieces of bone. Also proves you can polish a turd.
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
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Batsyhead @batsyhead.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is so goddamn funny
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Phew! Ig: Fightthroughmentalhealth
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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
We need to start pushing back. The idea of neurodiversity is about taking MORE responsibility for how our neuro traits interact with the world, not to deflect or obviate responsibility.
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Matt @xenomatt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
🦀 I now never pass a sea cucumber without having a good look at its butthole. People I'm diving with often think I'm weird. Explaining doesn't always help.
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Btw this is a good tool for staying aboob of the news without dealing with ads, clickbait, or photos: whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com
whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com
Political News for Normal People.
Your essential guide to the shock and awe in national politics. A sane, once-a-day newsletter helping normal people make sense of the news.
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Oh look my inner monologue
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Now is the time to lean into the community around you. Take care of each other, especially the vulnerable. (Bonus doggo pic for visibility.)
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes
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Call me Ishtar @callmeishtar.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My amaryllis is just really going for it.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 15/09/2024
One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.
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