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Minnesotan, mom of 3, Senate DFL staff.

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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ira Glass reading an ad for Anthropic on This American Life really threw me for a loop this morning.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They are not sending their best. We need to hold SD4, maybe you can help make sure our next Moorhead Senator isn’t setting the bar at…not pouring gas into a lake? ➡️ Kupec4mnsenate.com
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They are not sending their best. We need to hold SD4, maybe you can help make sure our next Moorhead Senator isn’t setting the bar at…not pouring gas into a lake? ➡️ Kupec4mnsenate.com
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
A GOP state Senate candidate in Minnesota (Austin Peterson) was asked during a debate what he's done to ensure clean water in his community, and his answer was bizarre: "When we put gasoline in our boats, we're putting that gasoline in on the shore and not in the lake. So I mean, it's small things."
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Doron Clark @doronclark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vote yes! Passing the MN constitutional amendment on this year’s ballot will increase funding to all public schools including about $1,000,000 per year to Minneapolis Public Schools. Don’t skip it - leaving this question blank is the same as voting no. (PS - Edison scored!)
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seeking recommendations for a watch for my kid, he’s 11. - Want text/call. - I don’t want games or open internet connectivity - I realize I’ll need another line, I’m on Verizon but might switch to t- mobile Any suggestions? Open to other tips. 🙏🏻
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
3y/o is very into knock knock jokes but seems to think they’re literally about greeting someone at your door. 3: Knock knock! Me: Who’s there? 3: Ghost! Me: Ghost who? 3: I’m coming into your house! Replace “ghost” with anything she can think of.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I decided to start getting flowers for my kitchen each week as just a nice thing to do for myself. We’re in week 2 and this morning I woke up to a moth caterpillar on a mum that was now covered in frass. TGIF.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The orthodontist called my son’s teeth, “interesting.” The dentist said “Huh.” The oral surgeon called them “fascinating.” What I hear:
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Parks And Rec: Jenny Slate's 'Money, Please!'
Alt: Parks And Rec: Jenny Slate's 'Money, Please!'
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
i am incredibly excited to share our research about how paying people’s rent through mutual aid made an impact on minnesota this year we accidentally collected more data than anyone ever has for an effort like this, and can very seriously say we prevented an eviction bubble that everyone expected
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 08/09/2026
The flood of federal immigration agents into Minnesota last winter had a lasting impact on some of the youngest Minnesotans. At childcares across the region, classmates were suddenly gone, teachers were tense and families scared.
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‘Where is our friend?’ ICE surge trauma lingers for preschool kids, teachers
The flood of Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents into Minnesota last winter had a lasting impact on some of the youngest Minnesotans. Classmates disappeared, teachers were tense and families sc...
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When the story of Metro Surge is told in media, don't for a moment, through the outpouring of solidarity and community building, despite the heroism, forget that it sucked ass every single day and some days it was like the sun had been blocked from the world
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gotta boost this story on the Senate race in SD58. Mark Legvold is a phenomenal candidate; a farmer, former SPPS teacher, veteran, and just about as likeable as a guy can get. Meanwhile, Bill Lieske is among the most extreme in his own party and only won by 5. www.minnpost.com/elections/20...
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A Northfield farmer hopes to add a rare rural voice to the Minnesota Senate’s DFL caucus
Mark Legvold faces Sen. Bill Lieske in what a Democratic fundraising arm calls one of the most consequential state-level races in the nation.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All the Massive Public Health Failures Under RFK’s HHS, Ranked talkingpointsmemo.com/the-weekende...
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All the Massive Public Health Failures Under RFK’s HHS, Ranked
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Minnesota Reformer @minnesotareformer.com · 28/08/2026
Dozens gathered at Pearl Park in in Minneapolis on Thursday to drop off food, plant trees and assemble care packages for homeless youth in memory of the children and families scarred by the deadly mass shooting at the Church of Annunciation one year ago.
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Community gathers in Minneapolis to remember Annunciation victims a year after shooting • Minnesota Reformer
Dozens gathered at Pearl Park in in Minneapolis on Thursday to drop off food, plant trees and assemble care packages for homeless youth in memory of the children and families scarred by the deadly mas...
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 24/08/2026
It’s just malpractice if the Strib doesn’t do a real examination of what a Republican Attorney General would mean, instead of centering all of its coverage on DFL vulnerabilities. www.startribune.com/minnesota-at...
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Keith Ellison wants to run on fighting Trump. Republicans want to make it about fraud.
Republican Ron Schutz is betting Ellison’s vulnerabilities can flip an attorney general’s race expected to be among Minnesota’s closest this fall.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My 3y/o has a new love for knock knock jokes, but she takes them very literally and it cracks me up. 3: Knock Knock! Me: Who’s there? 3: Grandma! Me: Grandma who? 3: I’m coming into your house! It’s always a different person or thing, but they’re always just coming inside. So practical.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 15/08/2026
minnesota attorney general keith ellison at uptown porchfest in minneapolis “how does it feel to be a minneapolitian and a minnesotan today? i love our town & moments like these are one of the reasons why. i remember this winter being around here worrying about our neighbors. but today we have joy”
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
For weeks I’ve been worried my sense about the Senate race was wrong and was just in a bubble of Peggy popularity. Turns out that bubble is the whole state of Minnesota. 💜
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lmao I *completely* forgot that Scott Jensen is running for Auditor.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Reminder that the Secretary of State’s website updates every ten minutes on :07, so there’s no need refresh the page every thirty seconds. (This reminder is for me)
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just voted for @peggyflanagan.bsky.social, let’s go!!!
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Since Royce White is currently making news outside of Minnesota because he's pretending he "identifies as a woman" and wants to be considered for the WNBA, let me just give a rundown on why he is a horrific piece of shit to all the non-locals who might not be familiar with his bullshit.
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Minnesota Reformer @minnesotareformer.com · 07/08/2026
ICE arrested at least 75 people who had been granted permission to live and work in the U.S. while they awaited a U visa, which is available to victims of serious crimes and their immediate family. The youngest was six years old.
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During Operation Metro Surge, ICE arrested dozens of immigrant crime victims • Minnesota Reformer
Years ago, Rosa watched from inside the car as men robbed her husband at gunpoint, shortly after they’d arrived in Minnesota from Guatemala. The couple had a pending asylum case, but once they reporte...
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
10y: When’s the next election for a new President? Me: Two years. 10y: *huffs*…if there is one…
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
8y/o: I’M BORED. 3y/o: I’M THIS MANY! *holds up three fingers*
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Minnesota to blame for Iran’s cyberattack on Minnesota? ⬇️ What else will he blame on Minnesota? ⬇️
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Tom Basgen, Mr. Saint Paul @tombasgen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Subpoena this freak’s hard drives.
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Minnesota Senate DFL @senatedfl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Elon Musk is suing to overturn Minnesota's first-in-the-nation ban on nudification technology, but we stand by our law passed almost unanimously in the Minnesota legislature. #MNLeg #Minnesota #ElonMusk
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Had a 7am appointment for my kid today so, to be sure we didn’t miss it, I dutifully woke up in a panic every 15 minutes all night.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can the Minnesota political world chill for like A DAY.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s your sign?
A sign at a laundromat on a boxed soap dispenser: The box of soap may have gotten stuck
We have provided you a stick on the side of the machine to assist in getting it out.
We apologize for the inconvenience & thank you for your business.
Have a nice day.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Weeks ago I had to take an unexpected work call and just stepped into my 3y/o’s room for it and closed the door. At least once every day since she has sternly informed me “Don’t do work in my room.” Like, okay I get it, it was ONE time!
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🌸ayana🌸 @ayanajsk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
August 5, the only other time stamp Angie Craig provided of her correspondence with John Hoffman besides June 14, was the day he'd made his first public statement since the attack and his families story was back in the news. You do the math. www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/vi...
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Sen. John Hoffman urging lawmakers to choose governance over grievance
Democratic state Sen. John Hoffman spoke via video at a national legislative conference in Boston on Monday. Earlier this summer, a gunman shot him and his wife, Yvette, in what prosecutors are callin...
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🌸ayana🌸 @ayanajsk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As for those texts Angie Craig provided to clear her name - they only corroborate what he said. He says she sent "a dear friend out twice. Once when [he] was in the ICU and once at [their] home." And when she would reach out to his family, it was during moments when their story had high visibility.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Went to SkyZone tonight; two kids, the required socks, nachos, a pretzel, and Icees ran me $107. Terrific.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me to my 3y/o: why don’t we watch a movie, I’m tired. 3y: Why you tired mama? Me: I’m just too busy. 3y: Why you too busy? Me: I just say yes to too many things. 3y: Why? Me: I… do you charge by the hour?
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 23/07/2026
A federal judge sentenced Vance Boelter to two life prison sentences plus 40 years for the assassination of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband, and the shooting of Sen. John Hoffman and his wife.
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Live: Judge gives Vance Boelter two life sentences plus 40 years for lawmaker attacks
Hortman family members and the Hoffmans gathered at the hearing, where lawmakers delivered emotional remarks.
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Set up my morning around swimming lesson registration at 8am. Checked out before 8:01 and a class for one kid was already full. Then day camp drop off at 9, pick up at 3:30, because what are jobs? People have those? Anyway just spiraling over all the small ways that parenting feels impossible.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You guys. My husband was talking about the World Cup. Our son interrupted. “DIRTY SCORED A LOT OF GOALS. Dirty. The soccer player. Dirty.” We all stared at each other. Then it occurred to me. Messi. Dirty, Messy. Messi scored a lot of goals
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Lol Office: Smiling Man in Suit
Alt: Kevin from the office belly laughing
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My three year old is learning about farms at daycare and painted “lettuce” today. Anyone else’s kid bringing home cyclospora art?
A round piece of paper painted mostly brown with some green. Underneath the paint you can see lines that sort of resemble lettuce leaves.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Believe Minnesotans when we say: filming works. Whistles work. Watch them, record them, stand by and be there for the person getting arrested
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026
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Hakeem Jefferson @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The president is a liar. He lies constantly & without hesitation. His lies about American elections are among his most dangerous b/c they are meant to convince a susceptible public that democratic outcomes cannot be trusted. They are antidemocratic lies in service of holding onto power. He’s a liar!
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey uhhh, maybe I’m a little paranoid but…so this feels like a precursor to a big “no more elections” announcement
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I do get some dark joy out of Trump constantly forgetting that HE was, in fact, the president for all of 2020.
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Minnesota House DFL @mnhousedfl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rep. Aisha Gomez: “To look at people standing up against ICE and see ‘paid protesters’ says nothing about us and everything about you.” “That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last. All of them hope that the storm will pass before their turn comes to be devoured. But I fear greatly that the storm will not pass. It will rage and it will roar ever more loudly, ever more widely.”Churchill ‘40
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Salena @salena.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jeans? In the hospital?
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