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The CAFFinator

@calfinator.bsky.social
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Software Engineer. Cat person. Usually a smart-ass

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The Big Picture @readthebigpicture.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Riley Gaines, on people who can’t move past a loss.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*insert banana_guy_who_did_this.gif*
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kevin has some serious Baghdad Bob energy
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If he is, then he's doing a pretty shit job at it.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty clear Hegseth’s primary mission is to transform the military ideologically by overtly indoctrinating troops with Christian nationalism and apocalyptic holy war messaging while rooting out those who don’t want to participate and just want to serve their country admirably.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IOW: Xi treated him like a toddler. "Do you like to play with toys? What's your favorite toy?"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the dumbest thing in the world. The fraud is that people are paying for insurance and they’re… healthy?
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 22/09/2026
Does anyone believe JD Vance would have the same opinion if a Democratic President removed Fox News? Hell, if they simply declined to call on a Fox News reporter for questions, he'd lose his mind...
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lesson learned from building the ballroom: Just say it’s for the military
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly just touch the fucking stove already buddy. We’re already boned six ways to Sunday, might as well make it Sunday.
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Lord Farquaad: Some Of You May Die
ALT: Lord Farquaad: Some Of You May Die
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So let’s do it and see what happens. Seriously.
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ben Stiller's Iconic 'Do It' Moment
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Judge Judy: Time Is Up!
ALT: Judge Judy: Time Is Up!
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026
this is a man so hollow, pathetic and power hungry that he is actively trying to ingratiate himself with neo-nazi groypers who think he is a race traitor
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well this is a man who's feeling very confident and not at all melting down in the background.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jessica Riedl: The claim that federal budget is so overrun with surplus cash that Washington can afford to spend $1.3 trillion on "rebates" is so detached from reality that I refuse to waste my time walking through the math. 

If that makes sense to you, you are beyond help.
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe they shouldn't have taken it in the first place? Just a thought?
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dude if there were consequences for every illegal thing, we’d have a functioning government.
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Total miss, but that was definitely an attempt
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
dem ad spot: run this tape, then: "that's right, the pointless and illegal war with iran *willI* end when you vote democrats into congress and we take back powers that trump has usurped for the executive"
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!
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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More evidence that he can no longer distinguish between his fantasies and the real world.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A legendary Medicare fraudster almost slipping up on illegal PAC coordination is pure brand consistency.
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The @washingtonpost.com at least hints at how bizarre this is: “torrent of online memes, taunts”. The @nytimes.com fails again, sanewashing it into some sort of actual policy proposal: “Trump floats renaming New Mexico” Neither of them is willing to print the truth: the president is crazy
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He’s been saying this stuff - Iran is totally defeated, has no navy, no air force, etc - for six fucking months now
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
'as soon as Democrats are in control of the purse strings, it's all we'll talk about'
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you
Screenshot of Trump on phone with Natalie in background.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
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Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GROUNDWORK: “.. After adjusting for inflation, corporate profits have grown 52% since 2019. Wages have grown just 12%.” @groundwork.bsky.social
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The CAFFinator @calfinator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We're definitely "winning" something 🤡
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As @brianbeutler.bsky.social argued, the next Democratic president should send bulldozers to the Supreme Court and tell them they have 15 minutes to decide if the Unitary Executive Theory is real.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
Doge meme

Big muscular doge: Bessent talking shit about Europe and Canada
Small crying doge: Bessent when asked if he'll do anything about China and Russia helping Iran
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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your regular reminder that excluding crude oil the US has always had a large trade surplus with Canada.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/08/2026
BIg Beautiful Bill
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wait, what? "Black and white..."? "Whether you've been in this country for 10 seconds..."? "Rich or poor..."?
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You know when there's a rumour at work somebody is rattling a colleague and then at the next social function their spouse, who never goes to these things, turns up nailed to their arm? Yeah.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They’re really circling the wagons tonight on this. It’s all hands on deck. All he said was that they fly together a lot. Sheesh, these people are triggered. For some reason.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This watching someone very, very, very deep in a cult. bsky.app/profile/deco...
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can someone please explain to me how a regional power has fought the US Navy to a draw?
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 14/08/2026
Just a gobsmackingly bad answer that will propel this story deeper into scandal. And the central thesis is this: Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are incompetent and don’t give a flying f*** about our troops.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It was hard to anticipate that the guy who had spent the last several decades monomaniacally focused on promoting lies about vaccines would, given authority over them, try to curtail access and cut off research. Send a wallet inspector to the Senate Republican Caucus.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Two months ago, tomorrow: Congratulations to all. Let the oil flow.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“We’re fine with munitions but it’s Biden’s fault.”
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