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XO of all Things

@xoofxos.bsky.social
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Deputy Assistant Kitten Wrangler. Star Wars Stan. Y Wings 4-ever. Former conservative turned angry liberal. Retired Army LTC, inveterate RPG player, forever DM. Trans rights are human rights. Married to @MKKraemer. Most cromulent skeets.

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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOOK AT THIS AMAZING BABY
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The beer of choice for all game masters.
Beer named TPK
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Withe arrival of Baby Jack, I got all my jabs updated to ensure that I didn’t become Grandfather Superspreader. 5 jabs over 3 days. I feel like hammered shit.
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Ginger the garden witch @mkkraemer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meet baby Jack, my perfect little Grandson!
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cursed image.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had to buy a new fridge, but it seemed a little too independent to me. Fixed that with a restraining bolt.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
L’etat c’est moi
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ICE OPR right now:
static.klipy.com
I See No Problem Here Crazy Eyes Meme
ALT: I See No Problem Here Crazy Eyes Meme
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What adderall addicted bullshit is this?
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This thread is a reunion of the old miltwitter crew, complete to all the old drama.
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Steve Jackson Games @sjgames.com · 18/09/2026
Set the foundation for any adventure imaginable with Characters and Campaigns together at last in one 592-page book. It's been lightly edited and brought up to date, and includes 25 bonus pages of rules highlights published between 2004 and 2025.  bit.ly/gurpsbs4erev  #stevejacksongames #gurps
The cover of the GURPS Basic Set, Fourth Edition Revised book and a spread of the inside of the book appear on a purple background, with the words "Characters and Campaigns in one book. 592 pages with full-color internal art)." An orange bar with the GURPS Fourth Edition logo goes across the bottom, along with the words "Now Available", four social media icons, #PlaySJGames, and the Steve Jackson Games Eye-in-Pyramid logo.An illustration of a woman in a black body suit holding two knives appears on a purple background with the words "Easy-to-read, two-column layout. No rule or page-reference changes. An orange bar with the GURPS Fourth Edition logo goes across the bottom.Three cutouts of illustrations appear on a purple background. They feature a swordsman, two dinosaur-like creatures, and a Cthulhu-like creature. The words "Backward-compatible with all exiting GURPS Fourth Edition material" are above the images and an orange bar with the GURPS Fourth Edition logo goes across the bottom.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For the 4th time today
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every time I sit down, Mr Chalupa climbs in lap and zonks out. I have things to do today, you orangey snoozle addict.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Miss Stella Artois, a grump and one of our OG cats, ascended to a higher level today. Her brother, Harp Lager, immediately asked if he could have her treats. She’ll be missed.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Go-go Godzilla!
A black and white Weekly World News front page of Godzilla smashing industrial buildings with the large headline, "GODZILLA DESTROYS FIFTH DATA CENTER!"
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A reminder that crypto is good for one thing: money laundering.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
1. Elon Musk is spending millions pushing Americans to VoteSafe, which bills itself as a voter registration site but is actually a digital surveillance machine.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LOOK AT THIS TINY LIL FROG. (He was about the size of my pinky fingernail.)
A v smol frog on a stem.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Your co-DM’s tonight will be Snax and Chulupa. Prepare for a TPK.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He is the dumbest fucking moron ever.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In today’s update on Pete Hegseth’s barely disguised fetish…
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
GodsDAMN Lanterns is good.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The pauldrons are finally done!
Leather pauldrons
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I smell an anti deficiency act violation.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Snax!
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GODSDAMNIT
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
An absolute saint.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
MITCH MCCONNELL WAS RIGHT THERE, FFS
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Cincinnati Zoo @cincinnatizoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Martini the fennec fox kit has started making daily appearances outside of her nest box!
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This sponge head fell asleep on my lap, slid off, and continued to snooze.
A tabby kitten sleeps, his yap open.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Um, I can’t remember the names of the various units that staffed the Airship Renegade, other than the classic Bold Air Hussars. Anyone from old MilTwitter remember those glorious raids into Muscovy and refresh my memory a tad?
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am sad because I just finished listening to all the Dungeon Crawler Carl books after I read them and now I want to listen to them again.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is the rock solid truth.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can someone please explain to me how a regional power has fought the US Navy to a draw?
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I spend a lot of time focused on supply chain risk management. Not sure why I bother.
news.usni.org
New White House Memo Calls for Foreign-Built Warships - USNI News
This post has been updated with a statement from the Shipbuilders Council of America. President Donald Trump has ordered the Pentagon to consider foreign-built warships and auxiliary vessels for the U...
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s really humid out, and Ginger’s hair is reacting. I just called her Miss Frizzle. It’s been a good run, but I’m going to die now.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pretty sure this was Ginger on 31 March, 2022.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Trump from the food cart, as he flees AF1:
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Lord Farquaad: Some of You May Die
ALT: Lord Farquaad: Some of You May Die
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optimisticsoap.bsky.social @optimisticsoap.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Libraries make us a harder target for authoritarianism. Equal access to info, ideas, and space that doesn’t require a purchase to belong. Also: using the library means money stays in your community instead of streaming out to Amazon. 📚 What’s checked out on your card right now?
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Amazing what they can do with AI nowadays.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have burnt the shit out of my finger on the nozzle of my latest 3d printer. Have I mentioned that they are the devil?
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My players should be very, very afraid.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anyone remember the stacks of fucking bodies in refrigerator trailers? Fuck this lying sack of shit.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We had a special guest for D&D tonight.
A grey tabby cat lies in the middle of a TTRPG.
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Grooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnn
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Someone please explain to me how enabling the waste of more blood and treasure for no articulated reason Supports the Troopz (TM).
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XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The level of corruption boggles the mind.
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