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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare, I like candy corn
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Raining Candy Corn
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare if you like this post or not.
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Stick Out Tongue So There
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Include3Words #IncludeMarkRainDainty Mark my words. The most annoying kind of rain is misting which is dainty enough on windshield forcing you to use the lowest delay setting of your windshield wipers but still isn't delayed enough resulting in that stuttering sound.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#WhatGotMeBanned was posting flight information of LuftElonmuschi
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#PumpkinSpiceAlternatives will cure your insanity
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Pumpkin Head Pours Starbucks Pumpkin Spice
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#RetirementHomePartyDosAndDonts Yelling Matlock sucks and/or Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled.
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The Simpsons: Grandpa Simpson's Rage
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#IncludeTallyBeachOptional As summer is unofficially over soon looking at the tally for summer Dad jokes I was one short of my goal. Missing it wasn't optional. So... What did the crab say to the stranded jellyfish? Life is a beach and then you tide. ba-dum-tss Don't forget to tip your wader😁
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#TheBestDessertsAre on their way!
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Winnie The Pooh Enjoys Honey
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#SoSickOf people asking "How are you?"
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Man Asks 'How Are Ya?' with Sassy Expression
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#WhenItsTimeForAChange sometimes it's best not to be first #FletchyTags #HashtagGame
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Man Pulled Towards Black Hole Illusion
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#ASongOrMovieForAboutSausages Kielbasa
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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire - Evolved Roar
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#ASongOrMovieForAboutSausages Knockwurst Times
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#IncludeCostCartTough My kids don't believe me saying I had it tough as a kid Told them when I went shopping had to use carts with square wheels, avoid rabid beavers then wait for people using coupons AND writing checks at the check-out and that candy bar they want would cost me a pint of blood.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#MyOneTipForSurvival Have several slow people in your group
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Man Reacts: So Slow Buffering
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#GovernmentPlayList O'MAGA Back Stabbers
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#IncludeReachBloodStrict Reaching for garlic and opening the windows, letting sunshine in, is strictly one method to make a vampire's blood boil.
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Minions Vampire Birthday
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#KWHcouldAlsoStandFor Knocking Wacko Hauntingly
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Jack Nicholson's Creepy Knock
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#CuriousComedies What About Bizarre?
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Bill Murray: I'm Sailing!
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#IncludeRestoreCreaturePlain The creature hid in plain sight by working at Universal Studios until his home was fully restored.
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Dark Universe Monsters Unchained
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#HowToArgueWithAnIdiot Say you agree with them but the wall disagrees.
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Bohao Talking To A Wall: A Bohao Moment
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#IncludeTurnShoeUnited A simple vacation turned into a nightmare. My flight was booked on Southwest. Somehow my luggage became divided among several airlines to multiple destinations. My shoes flew on United to Chicago: Toiletries on Delta to Dallas; Most of my clothes on Spirit to The Tampa
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Great then we can tax the churches and we can make laws telling them how to operate right?
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Well we know Iran is smart enough to not ask for the $300,000,000,000 to be in Trump's Bitcoin scheme so I am betting it's in dollars... asinine Orange Julius Caesar
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
#IfIHadAMascot I could always drive in the HOV lane
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Kermit and Fozzie's Funny Carpool Ride
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
#ASongOrMovieForRoutine 🎶Work go round in circles
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Scotch Whisky Truths 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @specialscot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"He's Fat, with Piles, he's in the Epstein Files Trump the Cunt Trump the Cunt." England won't win the World Cup but their fans have won the best Chant award.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Breaking News: "We were led to believe this was a nonpartisan event. We will no longer appear at Freedom 250!"
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Monty Python: Camelot is a Silly Place
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym Sneaky Nerds Asserts Ingenious Logic
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#IncludeMergeCrownDeep "Back in my day* merging into traffic in a Crown Victoria took a deep understanding of math because you had to include the length and width of the vehicle and how quickly you could accelerate into traffic ... Or just close your eyes and punch it hoping for the best.
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Forza Horizon 5 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor
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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
🚨 NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope has captured a breathtaking glimpse of a star being born in deep space.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#CreativeWaysToStretchADollar Eating food from someone else's plate
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a baby is sitting at a table eating tortilla chips
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#CreativeWaysToStretchADollar Spend half your money in the imaginary world.
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a man in a top hat says " in a world of pure imagination " in front of a crowd
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#IncludeDiveMedicineLively Didn't know a dive oxygen bar existed and ended up getting some lively "medicine" administered to me going again.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My sanity #HoldsEverythingTogether #NationalDazeTag #HashtagGame
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a man in a suit is holding his head in his hands and says `` i am completely sane ! ''
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor #AcronymAlternatives #HashtagGame Nothing Hides Indefinitely
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#SpacedOutTags #HashtagGame #SaidDuringSexAndSpaceTravel Don't forget your helmet
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#SpacedOutTags #HashtagGame #SaidDuringSexAndSpaceTravel Docking complete
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm A man awoke frantically, realizing he was late for work. To save time he consumed a mixture of coffee and instant oatmeal however hours later his stomach, opposed to the combination, announcing it to everyone in the meeting, shattering the calmness.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
#WhoTookDownBluesky This guy
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a man with glasses and a beard is making a funny face .
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
#MummySideHustles Exotic dancer
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a woman in a striped shirt and tie is looking at the camera with her hands folded .
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
#MyIdeaOfAGoodTime is not telling you so I can continue to enjoy it.
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a woman says do i make myself clear on a hulu ad
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#DiscardedFightClubRules Tea bags can be used as punching bags
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@googlygirl.bsky.social #IncludeBotherDeskShallow With the copyright expired, to earn money Winnie the Pooh had to find work. Due to a shallow pool of jobs available based on his skills ended up at a desk job as a life insurance claim adjuster. But was let go because he kept saying "Oh, Bother"
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#MealswithaFishinaSongorMovie Kill Billfish There is something about Marlin
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#MealswithaFishinaSongorMovie Life in the Fast Lane Snapper
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
#MyUnusualWorkoutRoutine Waving as I drive by
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a man wearing sunglasses and a black hat is driving a car
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
#TurnPIANOintoAnAcronym Potentially Insane Action Nothing Ordinary
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Adrian @adrianwashere.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Weather that perfectly matches the seasons #HappensOnlyInNovels
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a painting of four seasons with trees and a swing
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
#MakeASongOrFilmStabby Exacto Knife Man
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a man wearing overalls and an orange tank top is standing in front of a wall .
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