infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#DoNotCare, I like candy cornstatic.klipy.comRaining Candy CornALT: Raining Candy Corn 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#DoNotCare if you like this post or not.static.klipy.comStick Out Tongue So ThereALT: Stick Out Tongue So There 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#Include3Words #IncludeMarkRainDainty Mark my words. The most annoying kind of rain is misting which is dainty enough on windshield forcing you to use the lowest delay setting of your windshield wipers but still isn't delayed enough resulting in that stuttering sound. 1104
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#WhatGotMeBanned was posting flight information of LuftElonmuschi 010
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 14/09/2026#PumpkinSpiceAlternatives will cure your insanitystatic.klipy.comPumpkin Head Pours Starbucks Pumpkin SpiceALT: Pumpkin Head Pours Starbucks Pumpkin Spice 031
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026#RetirementHomePartyDosAndDonts Yelling Matlock sucks and/or Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled.static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Grandpa Simpson's RageALT: The Simpsons: Grandpa Simpson's Rage 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 04/09/2026 #IncludeTallyBeachOptional As summer is unofficially over soon looking at the tally for summer Dad jokes I was one short of my goal. Missing it wasn't optional. So... What did the crab say to the stranded jellyfish? Life is a beach and then you tide. ba-dum-tss Don't forget to tip your wader😁 152
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 04/09/2026#TheBestDessertsAre on their way!static.klipy.comWinnie The Pooh Enjoys HoneyALT: Winnie The Pooh Enjoys Honey 020
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 29/08/2026#SoSickOf people asking "How are you?"static.klipy.comMan Asks 'How Are Ya?' with Sassy ExpressionALT: Man Asks 'How Are Ya?' with Sassy Expression 011
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 20/08/2026#WhenItsTimeForAChange sometimes it's best not to be first #FletchyTags #HashtagGamestatic.klipy.comMan Pulled Towards Black Hole IllusionALT: Man Pulled Towards Black Hole Illusion 163
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#ASongOrMovieForAboutSausages Kielbasastatic.klipy.comGodzilla x Kong: The New Empire - Evolved RoarALT: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire - Evolved Roar 031
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#ASongOrMovieForAboutSausages Knockwurst Times 031
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026#IncludeCostCartTough My kids don't believe me saying I had it tough as a kid Told them when I went shopping had to use carts with square wheels, avoid rabid beavers then wait for people using coupons AND writing checks at the check-out and that candy bar they want would cost me a pint of blood. 132
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026#MyOneTipForSurvival Have several slow people in your groupstatic.klipy.comMan Reacts: So Slow BufferingALT: Man Reacts: So Slow Buffering 021
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 17/07/2026#GovernmentPlayList O'MAGA Back Stabbers 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 17/07/2026#IncludeReachBloodStrict Reaching for garlic and opening the windows, letting sunshine in, is strictly one method to make a vampire's blood boil.static.klipy.comMinions Vampire BirthdayALT: Minions Vampire Birthday 021
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 13/07/2026#KWHcouldAlsoStandFor Knocking Wacko Hauntinglystatic.klipy.comJack Nicholson's Creepy KnockALT: Jack Nicholson's Creepy Knock 020
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 11/07/2026#CuriousComedies What About Bizarre?static.klipy.comBill Murray: I'm Sailing!ALT: Bill Murray: I'm Sailing! 010
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 10/07/2026#IncludeRestoreCreaturePlain The creature hid in plain sight by working at Universal Studios until his home was fully restored.static.klipy.comDark Universe Monsters UnchainedALT: Dark Universe Monsters Unchained 142
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 05/07/2026#HowToArgueWithAnIdiot Say you agree with them but the wall disagrees.static.klipy.comBohao Talking To A Wall: A Bohao MomentALT: Bohao Talking To A Wall: A Bohao Moment 032
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/07/2026 #IncludeTurnShoeUnited A simple vacation turned into a nightmare. My flight was booked on Southwest. Somehow my luggage became divided among several airlines to multiple destinations. My shoes flew on United to Chicago: Toiletries on Delta to Dallas; Most of my clothes on Spirit to The Tampa 122
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Great then we can tax the churches and we can make laws telling them how to operate right? 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Well we know Iran is smart enough to not ask for the $300,000,000,000 to be in Trump's Bitcoin scheme so I am betting it's in dollars... asinine Orange Julius Caesar 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 17/06/2026#IfIHadAMascot I could always drive in the HOV lanestatic.klipy.comKermit and Fozzie's Funny Carpool RideALT: Kermit and Fozzie's Funny Carpool Ride 131
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 16/06/2026#ASongOrMovieForRoutine 🎶Work go round in circles 000
Reposted by infinite IllusionsScotch Whisky Truths 🏴 @specialscot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026"He's Fat, with Piles, he's in the Epstein Files Trump the Cunt Trump the Cunt." England won't win the World Cup but their fans have won the best Chant award. 25574107
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Breaking News: "We were led to believe this was a nonpartisan event. We will no longer appear at Freedom 250!"static.klipy.comMonty Python: Camelot is a Silly PlaceALT: Monty Python: Camelot is a Silly Place 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/05/2026#TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym Sneaky Nerds Asserts Ingenious Logic 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 22/05/2026 #IncludeMergeCrownDeep "Back in my day* merging into traffic in a Crown Victoria took a deep understanding of math because you had to include the length and width of the vehicle and how quickly you could accelerate into traffic ... Or just close your eyes and punch it hoping for the best.static.klipy.comForza Horizon 5 Ford Crown Victoria Police InterceptorALT: Forza Horizon 5 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor 132
Reposted by infinite IllusionsSpace @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026🚨 NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope has captured a breathtaking glimpse of a star being born in deep space. 231190172
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#CreativeWaysToStretchADollar Eating food from someone else's platemedia.tenor.coma baby is sitting at a table eating tortilla chipsALT: a baby is sitting at a table eating tortilla chips 131
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#CreativeWaysToStretchADollar Spend half your money in the imaginary world.media.tenor.coma man in a top hat says " in a world of pure imagination " in front of a crowdALT: a man in a top hat says " in a world of pure imagination " in front of a crowd 111
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 01/05/2026#IncludeDiveMedicineLively Didn't know a dive oxygen bar existed and ended up getting some lively "medicine" administered to me going again.media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a young boy with a hat on top of his headALT: a black and white photo of a young boy with a hat on top of his head 011
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My sanity #HoldsEverythingTogether #NationalDazeTag #HashtagGamemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is holding his head in his hands and says `` i am completely sane ! ''ALT: a man in a suit is holding his head in his hands and says `` i am completely sane ! '' 032
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/04/2026#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor #AcronymAlternatives #HashtagGame Nothing Hides Indefinitely 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/04/2026#SpacedOutTags #HashtagGame #SaidDuringSexAndSpaceTravel Don't forget your helmet 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/04/2026#SpacedOutTags #HashtagGame #SaidDuringSexAndSpaceTravel Docking complete 041
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/04/2026#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm A man awoke frantically, realizing he was late for work. To save time he consumed a mixture of coffee and instant oatmeal however hours later his stomach, opposed to the combination, announcing it to everyone in the meeting, shattering the calmness.media.tenor.coma cartoon character from cn regular show is standing next to a doorALT: a cartoon character from cn regular show is standing next to a door 020
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 16/04/2026#WhoTookDownBluesky This guymedia.tenor.coma man with glasses and a beard is making a funny face .ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is making a funny face . 010
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 11/04/2026#MummySideHustles Exotic dancermedia.tenor.coma woman in a striped shirt and tie is looking at the camera with her hands folded .ALT: a woman in a striped shirt and tie is looking at the camera with her hands folded . 031
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 08/04/2026#MyIdeaOfAGoodTime is not telling you so I can continue to enjoy it.media.tenor.coma woman says do i make myself clear on a hulu adALT: a woman says do i make myself clear on a hulu ad 020
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 05/04/2026#DiscardedFightClubRules Tea bags can be used as punching bagsmedia.tenor.comALT: 141
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/04/2026@googlygirl.bsky.social #IncludeBotherDeskShallow With the copyright expired, to earn money Winnie the Pooh had to find work. Due to a shallow pool of jobs available based on his skills ended up at a desk job as a life insurance claim adjuster. But was let go because he kept saying "Oh, Bother" 142
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/04/2026#MealswithaFishinaSongorMovie Kill Billfish There is something about Marlin 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/04/2026#MealswithaFishinaSongorMovie Life in the Fast Lane Snapper 000
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026#MyUnusualWorkoutRoutine Waving as I drive bymedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a black hat is driving a carALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black hat is driving a car 032
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 30/03/2026#TurnPIANOintoAnAcronym Potentially Insane Action Nothing Ordinarymedia.tenor.coma man in a black shirt is riding a bike in a park .ALT: a man in a black shirt is riding a bike in a park . 000
Reposted by infinite IllusionsAdrian @adrianwashere.bsky.social · 28/03/2026bsky.app/profile/0x0.... 094
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Weather that perfectly matches the seasons #HappensOnlyInNovelsmedia.tenor.coma painting of four seasons with trees and a swingALT: a painting of four seasons with trees and a swing 073
infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/03/2026#MakeASongOrFilmStabby Exacto Knife Manmedia.tenor.coma man wearing overalls and an orange tank top is standing in front of a wall .ALT: a man wearing overalls and an orange tank top is standing in front of a wall . 030