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Caldwell Lurchfield

@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
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Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Sole heir to a vast fortune I enjoy giving away. Here to perpetrate merriment. "For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd

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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 7h
I find it hard to believe that the new miracle cooker I just saw advertised is better than the old ones.
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 8h
IN "ROBOT DREAMS", THIS ACTOR PORTRAYS A FIXED EXPLORER
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Joanne @joannefirth.bsky.social · 12h
Getting through 2026 be like
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Snow White in a Padded Cell
ALT: Snow White in a Padded Cell
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 9h
😂
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 9h
Thank you!
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10h
"Okay, you caught me. So what?"
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 12h
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #halloween
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10h
What is Nautilus Dakota?
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 10h
THIS STATE IS NAMED AFTER AN EXTRA SNAIL
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 12h
Getting through 2026 be like
Men with picks and shovels  desperately fighting a swarm of rats
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12h
Getting through 2026 be like
Crying Gumby.  The poor bastard looks like his eyes are peeling off.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Three thousand years ago, a Greek potter looked at a bowl and thought: ‘You know what this needs? A leg!’ Clay bowl with leg-shaped handle!🦵😆 Early Geometric period 850 BC. Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows an ancient Greek pottery bowl with a rounded, deep body, wide open mouth and flared rim. It has a large handle shaped like a human leg, extending from the left side of the bowl in my photo, bending at a right angle and ending in a flat foot. The bowl has a camel-coloured surface decorated with dark brown geometric patterns, which include zigzags and meander motifs arranged in horizontal bands around the body of the bowl and along the leg. From Attica, Early Geometric period, circa 850 BC. It sits on a light stone coloured surface in a display case at the Altes Museum in Berlin.
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you!
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THIS 2002 MUSICAL POPULARIZED THE EXPRESSION "DREAMING THE BACKS"
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Orthopedic Brace?
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes it's a big deal.
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you!
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 10/10/2026
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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M.K. Iodine @6-string-theory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Fumetti #MonthOfMonsters "We come from different worlds, plus I can photosynthesize my lunch."
[A tender scene in a swamp: the Swamp Thing (right, covered in tendrils and lichen), comforts a dejected young woman (left, scantily clad & dewy).

Woman: I don't care what people think, I can't go back to the life of a suburban soccer mom ...
ST: But you can't stay here, either. You know how this humidity plays havoc with your hair.
Woman: Yeah ... and my fingers and toes do get all prune-y.
ST: Skin issues, huh? Cry me a river, why don't you?
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who is Lyndon Johnson, because it terrified Hubert Humphrey?
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you're looking for musical fun, check Garage Grooves with my buddy Alex! listen.streamon.fm/cfuv
listen.streamon.fm
Victoria's Campus & Community Station
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂🍹
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂
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ynoTTony @commisurbator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FlirtedWith Halloween decorating
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Liz R @preciosaliz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FlirtedWith the idea of being single again
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I'm inbred, and ordained by God. Deal with it."
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Liz R @preciosaliz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FlirtedWith The King
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FlirtedWith Disaster. Unfortunately she took me seriously.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
❔❤️ 💧🦉🦜💦 #FlirtedWith #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame
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Liz R @preciosaliz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FlirtedWith my dark side
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Friday Meme Team @fridaymemeteam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s time to play our MEME GAME #FlirtedWith (Please include a picture or a GIF)
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FlirtedWith is tonight's #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame ! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social Birthday Girl (on Sunday 4th) @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social ! 🎂 Happy Birthday Week, Liz!
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you!
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is their death stare?
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
QUAILS USE THIS TO COERCE
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I do, and I miss those days. Mmm, ovipositors.
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🦊 🩵🐦‍⬛ 🧙Revenant Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember so many eons ago when the internet was a kind place, normalcy reigned, and the most you’d encounter was some ovipositor fetish kink?
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you!
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is Pennsmellvania?
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THIS STATE'S FLAG LOOKS LIKE A PLUM STINKBUG
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cover art for Cream’s Disraeli Gears
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😁 It also sounds like the name of a sci-fi planet!
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Quinn Sutherland @reelquinn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A sassy flight attendant named Skyrizi
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CarolJude @caroljude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@fleurdela.bsky.social (from Tired Owl on X: x.com/tiredowl_12
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂
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Philo Vance @psmaclaren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looks like they patched things up.
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's a pie in the oven.
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #halloween
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fire breathing cat #Cat #Caturday
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