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Horatio Dandy

@horatiodandy.bsky.social
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Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.

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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
• Sal: "Darl, what'd ya want with jousting sticks?" • Darryl: "I dunno. But I reckon they wouldn't come up all that often." • Sal: "Yeah, but they're jousting sticks." • Dale: "How much is a jousting stick worth, Dad?" • Darryl: "Couldn't be more than $250. Depending on the condition."
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is going to absolutely ruin his reputation.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really pumped for the new Jason Statham movie
WSJ headline that reads "They call him The Profiler--and he's on a one-man mission to hunt down recruit- ment scammers, one fake job listing at a time"
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The World of Wearable Arts show is amazing, but there were juggling clowns. That's the worst kind of clowns. And the worst kind of jugglers.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have purchased a car so sexy that it's borderline unethical to drive it in public.
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I am a L I B E R A L because unlike the gop fear does not own me @blutterfy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well hello there, Stephen 👀🪶
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Born to Bewildered #ASongOrMovieForBeingConfused
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(*Radiohead*) 🎶 The blue plastic Nutri-grain And the flakes of a rubber bran In the fake plastic bowl 🎶
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will vote for any party that provides all my wants and needs without any cost or inconvenience to myself.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is Stephen. I never knew my Realhen.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is Stephen. I never knew my Realhen.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#ASongOrMovieForConsidering Ponderwall
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#TVShowsGoneWrong How I Mate Your Mother
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Going outside to pick up some free-range oxygen.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thanks to balding I can't do a man bun, but I could grow a man croissant.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There's a TV and movie trope where a quiet nerdy character takes off their glasses and suddenly becomes sexy as hell. We need the same thing for hearing aids.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Scientology graffitist strikes again.
Stenciled message on the street saying Keep Clear at All Times
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Charlie Brown's teacher's posts: You wah wah wah wah wah. I wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. Wah wah wah wah not the same. Why wah wah wah wah wah wah when wah wah wah wah right there?
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Intergalactic, Planetary, Planetary, Intergalactic #nzpol
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I can also share a joke about Theseus if you've got a minotaur two to spare.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England have rattled heavily-favoured France by bringing in 500 Welsh longbowmen. #FIFAWorldCup
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Um... I don't think it's forest fire smoke that's settling across the US-Canadian border...
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Meanwhile, in New Zealand...
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Shingle White Scree Shale #ASongOrMovieForRocks
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The last time England faced Norway was a home fixture at Stamford Bridge in 1066, where they came away with a solid win. They went on to lose to France later that year.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Peacock spiders are only 4mm long, but their courtship dance rivals any bird of paradise. Australia has over 90 species of these tiny, ultra-colorful performers.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Waiting for Guffawman #ASongOrMovieForLaughs
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles, "Endless Love" #ASongOrMovieForTennisSport
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles smiling and hugging
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Doctor Trivago
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just a warning: the grey Toblerone tastes terrible.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I've seen a chicken cross the road twice this week. I minded my own business.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is there anything whiter than TV ads for a retirement village?
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Starting lineup for Croatia the #2026FIFAWorldCup: Spinić Quidić Sunovabić Badjelidawić Prizonsnić Onoffsuić Klubsanduić Megarić Mibalzić Komputaglić Karinadić Reserves: Fevapić Museltuić Krostić Skrachanić Ostrić
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I am the Official Supplier of periwigs and cravats for the #2026FifaWorldCup
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Jumpin' Dive #ASongOrMovieForTheWorldCup
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Reminds me of my father. He'd blame it on the dog.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Skarsgårdians of the Galaxy #ASongOrMovieForSweden
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I Wanna Be Your Doug #ASongOrMovieForFirstNames
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If the government had used a Z Rewards card it could have got 6 cents off every litre, saving the country $5,580,000. #kikorangi #nzpol
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
St Elmer's Fire #ASongOrMovieForSticky
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
One thing my nation lacks is a decorative belt buckle culture. All that opportunity for male self-expression, just wasted.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
On holiday in Castlepoint NZ and this is the view from the front window.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
These public sector mass firings will be so good for productivity, service delivery and value for money I think the approach should be applied more widely. Let's sack 1 in 7 private sector workers too and help New Zealand thrive. #nzpol #kikorangi
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So the future of NZ's secondary school education is to time travel back to 1985. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic... #kikorangi
rnz.co.nz
Government confirms NCEA replacement details
Education Minister Erica Stanford confirmed the NCEA replacement would bring a new grading scale, compulsory subjects, and assessment requirements.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'd feel a lot better about still having a job if I didn’t have to spend half my paycheck chipping in for farewell gifts to laid-off colleagues.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You're damn right I do.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
He's the illegitimate son of Mr Magoo.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I enjoy socializing with new people. Just not in groups of more than zero.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm playing a "find the hidden object" game, and honestly the amount of crap that some people leave lying around their house is just shocking.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
In the market for an electric blanket with a 'fan bake' setting.
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