Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026• Sal: "Darl, what'd ya want with jousting sticks?" • Darryl: "I dunno. But I reckon they wouldn't come up all that often." • Sal: "Yeah, but they're jousting sticks." • Dale: "How much is a jousting stick worth, Dad?" • Darryl: "Couldn't be more than $250. Depending on the condition." 011
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is going to absolutely ruin his reputation. 000
Reposted by Horatio Dandythe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Really pumped for the new Jason Statham movie 4579
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The World of Wearable Arts show is amazing, but there were juggling clowns. That's the worst kind of clowns. And the worst kind of jugglers. 001
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have purchased a car so sexy that it's borderline unethical to drive it in public. 010
Reposted by Horatio DandyI am a L I B E R A L because unlike the gop fear does not own me @blutterfy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well hello there, Stephen 👀🪶 011
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Born to Bewildered #ASongOrMovieForBeingConfused 182
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(*Radiohead*) 🎶 The blue plastic Nutri-grain And the flakes of a rubber bran In the fake plastic bowl 🎶 001
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I will vote for any party that provides all my wants and needs without any cost or inconvenience to myself. 000
Reposted by Horatio DandyHoratio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is Stephen. I never knew my Realhen. 122
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Going outside to pick up some free-range oxygen. 020
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Thanks to balding I can't do a man bun, but I could grow a man croissant. 021
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026There's a TV and movie trope where a quiet nerdy character takes off their glasses and suddenly becomes sexy as hell. We need the same thing for hearing aids. 110
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Charlie Brown's teacher's posts: You wah wah wah wah wah. I wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. Wah wah wah wah not the same. Why wah wah wah wah wah wah when wah wah wah wah right there? 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Intergalactic, Planetary, Planetary, Intergalactic #nzpol 110
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I can also share a joke about Theseus if you've got a minotaur two to spare. 010
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026England have rattled heavily-favoured France by bringing in 500 Welsh longbowmen. #FIFAWorldCup 021
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Um... I don't think it's forest fire smoke that's settling across the US-Canadian border... 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Shingle White Scree Shale #ASongOrMovieForRocks 010
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The last time England faced Norway was a home fixture at Stamford Bridge in 1066, where they came away with a solid win. They went on to lose to France later that year. 010
Reposted by Horatio DandyDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Peacock spiders are only 4mm long, but their courtship dance rivals any bird of paradise. Australia has over 90 species of these tiny, ultra-colorful performers. 27274581468
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles, "Endless Love" #ASongOrMovieForTennisSport 050
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Just a warning: the grey Toblerone tastes terrible. 030
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I've seen a chicken cross the road twice this week. I minded my own business. 010
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Is there anything whiter than TV ads for a retirement village? 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Starting lineup for Croatia the #2026FIFAWorldCup: Spinić Quidić Sunovabić Badjelidawić Prizonsnić Onoffsuić Klubsanduić Megarić Mibalzić Komputaglić Karinadić Reserves: Fevapić Museltuić Krostić Skrachanić Ostrić 000
Reposted by Horatio DandyHoratio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I am the Official Supplier of periwigs and cravats for the #2026FifaWorldCup 001
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Reminds me of my father. He'd blame it on the dog. 010
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Skarsgårdians of the Galaxy #ASongOrMovieForSweden 040
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I Wanna Be Your Doug #ASongOrMovieForFirstNames 192
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If the government had used a Z Rewards card it could have got 6 cents off every litre, saving the country $5,580,000. #kikorangi #nzpol 230
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026One thing my nation lacks is a decorative belt buckle culture. All that opportunity for male self-expression, just wasted. 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026On holiday in Castlepoint NZ and this is the view from the front window. 030
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026These public sector mass firings will be so good for productivity, service delivery and value for money I think the approach should be applied more widely. Let's sack 1 in 7 private sector workers too and help New Zealand thrive. #nzpol #kikorangi 241
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026So the future of NZ's secondary school education is to time travel back to 1985. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic... #kikorangirnz.co.nzGovernment confirms NCEA replacement detailsEducation Minister Erica Stanford confirmed the NCEA replacement would bring a new grading scale, compulsory subjects, and assessment requirements. 020
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I'd feel a lot better about still having a job if I didn’t have to spend half my paycheck chipping in for farewell gifts to laid-off colleagues. 020
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I enjoy socializing with new people. Just not in groups of more than zero. 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I'm playing a "find the hidden object" game, and honestly the amount of crap that some people leave lying around their house is just shocking. 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026In the market for an electric blanket with a 'fan bake' setting. 000