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Used to be funny, now permanently tired

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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Over 3500 people have been arrested in the UK for voicing support for Palestine Action. Anti-terrorism legislation was used for these arrests. The result is that one of the largest demographics of terrorist in the UK is now elderly middle class white people.
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dear manufacturers of silicone quick release watch straps. The fact that 80s Swatch style patterns don't seem to be a thing, is criminal.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Carl Winberg @winberg.ie · 25/09/2026
Remember when we all thought super-villains had to be smart?
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need to clone him and make that clone the British PM.
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
phwoar
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Ossoff: "What did they spend the most political capital trying to do over the last 18 months? Cover up the Epstein files. They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"HAHA MISSED ME YOU BIG STRIPY PRICK"
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For the folks that said they support him because he says what he means, they sure burn a *lot* of calories telling us "what he really meant was..."
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
R.I.P Gemma Hoskins. If you've seen the Netflix documentary The Keepers, you'll know she was tenacious and dogged in her attempts to try and find Sister Cathy Cesnik's murderer. Sad day
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nullifie @nullifie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A photo of Donald Trump inspecting the scale model of the Trump arch with drones, snipers, and golden statues was unavailable due to reporters being banned from the briefing. So, here is Hitler and other top Nazis inspecting a scale model of a planned Triumphal Arch in Berlin, circa 1939.
A photo of Donald Trump inspecting the scale model of the Trump arch with drones, snipers, and golden statues was unavailable due to reporters being banned from the briefing. So, here is Hitler and other top Nazis inspecting a scale model of a planned Triumphal Arch in Berlin, circa 1939.
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FourQ ♿ 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🏳️‍⚧️ @fourq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A reminder, could people please use alt text when posting images. Especially important if any text in the image is tiny.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You do not need to explain, to Queer or Black or Disabled people in America, that you can't always have a perfect thing. That is not news to us. You are not providing new information. It is the height of arrogance to assume that's not already part of our understanding of the world.
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FourQ ♿ 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🏳️‍⚧️ @fourq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have to question the actions of any ice-cream van that plays its jingle around a residential area at 05.45!
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They fired so many artists over this too. People who helped make the game iconic were tossed out on the street because the Slop Faucet could do it "decent enough". If you still play Fortnite, you're funding the hyper-acceleration of AI replacing Artists in Gaming
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it?
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please.
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs
As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners
- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative
sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great. You're nicking our water, electricity, our actual WORK and now you want us to pay you?
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Research Professional News @resprofnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jodrell Bank’s e-Merlin network still faces closure in 2028 Government says it will not save telescope network, despite Burnham pledge www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-p...
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Jodrell Bank’s e-Merlin network still faces closure in 2028 - Research Professional News
Government says it will not save telescope network, despite Burnham pledge
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
With alt text! Donate to the RNLI, they rule!
The RNLI is a charity that exists to save lives at sea.

But recent events have generated deliberate misinformation and a misunderstanding about our purpose and our lifesaving work in the Channel.
As a result, some of our volunteers and staff have been the subject of online and, in some cases, physical abuse.

This is unacceptable.

The RNLI's people represent the very best of society. For over two hundred years they have dedicated themselves to rescuing people they've never met before, without judgment, fear or favour.

We are tasked by HM Coastguard to help those in distress, and we'll do so whenever, wherever and whoever they are.

We launched 9,058 times in 2025.
Only 109 of those launches were to those in distress in the Channel - 1.2% of our total rescue work. Anyone rescued from a small boat by the RNLI is then taken into the care of the relevant UK authorities.

To those who stand with the RNLI, thank you. For more than two hundred years, we've saved lives at sea around the UK and Ireland, and that commitment remains unchanged.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fashion designers - no one ever complained that their pockets were too big. Whatever size you're thinking - double it.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: after the Tate brothers’ lawyer had to expose their wealth as fake to prove they’re not a flight risk, a judge has DENIED their release pending extradition anyhow. So now we know their fake rich and they have to stay in jail anyhow HAAAAHAHA www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Tate brothers lose bid for release from US jail pending extradition
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate lost their bid for release from a Miami jail on Wednesday as they contest extradition to Britain, where they are wanted on rape charges.
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fun fact: in our polling of battleground states, about 60% of voters said it is a “top” or “high” priority for Congress to investigate and hold Musk accountable. Lean into it Dems. He’s a cartoon villain - treat him like one.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 10/09/2026
These attempts at serious analysis of the affordability of a bullshitter’s promise is causing me to lose my mind
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picking on the RNLI and thinking you are the good guys is such a great example of what is presumably an irreversible brain rot, like if you opened up the bonnet on those heads it would be like when a peach has gone too mushy to be saved
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Ilikecaketoo (UK) @ilikecaketoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Disgraceful that the RNLI have to say this today, but here we are 😞. If you would like to donate👇🏻. rnli.org/support-us/g... #RNLI #RNLISavesLives
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Re the new Grand Tour. Is it the same as when the OG 3 were doing it? No, of course it isn't and to expect otherwise is stupid. Is it highly enjoyable and very watchable? Damn right. I'll definitely be watching the whole series. The lads did good.
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is a cool way to support the amazing RNLI. They're called "Betty's 5p pots". You can pick them up at RNLI shops (or you can use a jar of your own!) You collect your 5p's in it & when it's full, you drop it into them and they replace it with a new pot. Just thought i'd mention it.
A small jam jar, with a Lifeboats sticker on the lid. Next to it is two 5p pieces.
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hate it when I order eggs from Sainsbury's and they arrive looking like this. I have a very, very strong aversion to white eggshells and I'm not sure why.
Dish of eggs in white shells with the lion safety stamp & use by date stamped on in pink ink
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Peter Beaumont @petersbeaumont1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Worth recalling that the Cameron government privately warned Israel that it risked being treated as a pariah as far back as 2014 if it continued on its course re occupation and settlement. Miliband is not making Israel a pariah state, successive Netanyahu governments have done that
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Two men who volunteer for UK search and rescue at sea, and who picked up refugees in the English Channel, are having their pictures and names spread on X/Twitter by “patriots.” Easily one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen. Just allowed with zero oversight on X. Platform is a sewer.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People shouldn't kink shame, it's clear that Farage is involved in FinDom, hence being called "Daddy" by his rich submissive.
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And read the comments to see just how much of a pos he is.
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Negativity and hate crimes towards disabled people is sky rocketing, perpetuated by news sites, pundits, and most importantly, politicians It's not often I share petitions, but please take a moment to sign the petition and share it. Thank you. #Disability petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Create a National Disability Hate Strategy for the UK
Develop and fund a National Disability Hate Strategy, co-produced with Disabled People’s Organisations, to tackle disability hate crime, online abuse, discrimination, public stigma and improve awarene...
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The venn diagram of men wearing balaclavas to block ports and shout about small boats and men who are too busy to look after their kids this weekend is a circle.
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Use the word "spa*" or "spa**y" and it's an instant unfollow. There are other words you can use without resorting to words used to harm disabled people.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The BBC not so subtly making a point there.
Screenshot of an excerpt from a BBC report 
"The AfD has hailed the result as a "historic outcome" and its charismatic leader in the state, Ulrich Siegmund, has refused to govern with any other party.

No far-right party has won control of a state in Germany since World War Two, and governing at state level would mean powers over policing, local education and culture."
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Nigel Farage and Reform foreign donations scandal excluded from all but one national newspaper front page this morning. No sign of it at all on the front pages of the two papers which splashed the polls secretly funded by a Reform donor earlier this year
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Victoria Coren Mitchell @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Having a FaceTime at lunch and explaining to our toddler “You can see Daddy’s at work, because he’s wearing a tie and his hair’s all neatly combed”. I think I won’t try to explain the unusual extra dimension for now. She might as well just assume he’s got a real job.
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Literally when Johnson left to now. Unbelievable. Sadiq really is an all-timer.
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C29 @c29.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There has never been a better way of asking for a cuppa than "Is there a tolerable chance of you finding yourself in close proximity to a kettle?" and I doubt it will ever be beaten.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings):

wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lol Google this is such loser behaviour
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Patchouli Woollahra @woollahra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@pfanderson.bsky.social @drspacejunk.bsky.social Sadly, this isn't exactly a workable last word from Tim Curry anymore. still... xD Chew up the scenery forever, sir. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U5...
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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Backsliding on Thames Water Backsliding on wealth taxes Backsliding on North Sea drilling, As the Chancellor said, a continuity government.
How andy Burnhams summer honeymoon could turn into a miserable autumn
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