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Chris Youens

@c-youens.bsky.social
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No I’m from Milton Keynes, I only work in outer space. He/him.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Because Tilly is a pretty object made to be used by men, so of course it’s a “she” to them. Whereas trans woman clearly have interiority & agency who use it to refuse their bullshit hierarchy, so of course we are villainous subhuman monsters undeserving/incapable of having true personhood.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YES ZACK!!
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The cosmic ballet goes on
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“I’m having one of those things, you know a headache with pictures “ “An idea?”
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 20/07/2026
Starmer's legacy - -Trans segregation -Trans kids detransitioned -Dead trans kids covered up -Racist pogroms each summer -Minorities (plural) living in fear
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mseviechops.bsky.social @mseviechops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
SPACE. COP. TWO.
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Adolfo Neto @adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 08/06/2026
mstdn.party/@nswigger/11...
Student: “So Elon Musk is a trillionaire?”
Me: “Yup.”
Student: “How did he get that much money?”
Me: “Well, he doesn’t really have a trillion dollars cash. He just owns a lot of stock in companies that are valued at a trillion dollars.”
Student: “So those companies make huge profits?”
Me: “Oh gosh no. They all lose billions of dollars a year. All of them. Huge losses.”

The Economist headline: “Gen Z Mysteriously Hates Capitalism and No One Can Figure Out Why.”
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Yum Yum Podcast @yumyumpodcast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Mark Nixon @fatbadger442.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ed Davey served in the 2010-15 austerity government, so he can fuck right off with any claims he might try regarding decency. As can the party for electing him leader. #OrangeTories #ToryScum
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So happy to discover I’m on that list
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
adm. william adama from the battlestar galactica reboot, looking pissed off
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Let’s stop paying for newspaper columnists.
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ADULT IN HUFFLEPUFF SCARF: It is violence to make me read a second book. It is abuse to suggest I like a second thing in my entire life. I'm not going to dignify that question about Professor Rowling's beliefs with a response.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
hells yeah
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BRYN_BORANGA @brynboranga.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I keep looking at this chart and I am beaming with joy. Maybe there is hope after all.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It’s been hours since I finished the tutorial level on Mewgenics, and you better believe I’m still singing “kat fight”
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Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My evolving relationship with streaming. 🏴‍☠️
Four panels that show a woman gradually transforming into a pirate in each panel new restrictions to her streaming service are listed such as this streaming service will now have ads. This show isn't available on this streaming service. This show is only available for rent or purchase this show requires an add-on subscription. Gradually the woman goes from looking like a regular person then she has an eyepatch the next panel she has a pirates shirt and jacket the last panel. She has a pirate hat.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Great. Now do Vinai and Lange
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The big head patient standing in a doctors office in Theme Hospital
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 06/11/2025
TNG "The First Duty"; Picard and Wesley Crusher walking through sunny garden at Starfleet Academy; Picard is in his normal uniform and Wesley is in a cadet uniform with the cool cargo pants pockets for his slide rule and protractor; Wesley is looking down and Picard is speaking, with caption: You should feel bad.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Computer, locate Ensign Crusher and beam him into the warp manifold."
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Jfc, Democrats perpetual failing to meet the moment.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Five card stud, nothing wild, and the sky’s the limit.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is. It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime. This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 20/12/2025
god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
jake paul regretting the fuck out of all of his life choices that led up to this point, joshua with his right arm cockedsame moment but looking at joshua, smiling because he sees the fear on pauls face
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2025
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Spurs capitulating to opposition bigotry like this is shameful.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Lol said the scorpion, lmao even
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
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The Return, The Revenge, The Curse 🎃 @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
A four panel comic regarding poppies and remembrance

1st panel - blood and “I don’t want to see”

2nd panel - a poppy and “any fucking poppies”

3rd panel - a poppy pinned to a chest and “worn proudly on chests”

4th - a drop of a blood and “while we watched genocide” and “blah blah never again blah”
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
war christmas somehow gets more grotesque every year
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
My steam deck has showed how well my games run on the Proton compatibility layer. Think it’s time to suck it up and deal with the pain of migrating to Linux
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Excel might be one of the greatest software developments of all time, it's outstanding how Microsoft and AI boosters are going out of their way to ruin that.
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Chris Youens @c-youens.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Says the billionaire who lives in a castle and spends their life cooking their brain on Twitter
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