francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 06/10/2026hahaha irl uncle baby billy kicked it. get fuckin lost 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 05/10/2026fun fact: poltergeist is rated PG wanna know how i know? they showed it in the cafeteria at a third (3rd!) grade halloween lock-instatic.klipy.comPoltergeist SwimmingALT: Poltergeist Swimming 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 04/10/2026jesus fucking christ. the fact that it's looking brighter for me to just be a preds fan this season (and potentially the next 5 if we're being honest) should say it all. chris ilitch is my ENEMY. he is doing so much damage that it literally might not be undone before the fucking country collapses 010
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 03/10/2026oh no. a stray calico had kittens on my buddy's porch. and they're extremely cute 020
Reposted by francis futuramaskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that's right boo his bitch ass 1313
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 02/10/2026look at my centers dawg. i'm going top six in the 2027 draft 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 02/10/2026what exactly makes him think these claims are "sensationalized, spectacular," and not that the law firm did their due diligence and found more than enough evidence to pursue litigation? oh right, absolutely nothing in particular except for a mandate to defend rapists 120
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 02/10/2026it's honestly so sick that i can call myself 'apostate'. fuckin awesome word 010
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 26/09/2026i guess he's right if the goal is to maintain the neoliberal order and not, you know, make people's lives better what a lot of people are starved for at the moment is fucking food barack 021
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 24/09/2026fucking gross. my hometown club is funneling money to jk rowling's campaign of hate 140
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 24/09/2026coming from someone who was heavily addicted to FIFA for years (clean now!) and grew to have very strong feelings about its developer: we've gotta find a better abbreviation for Effective Altruism 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 23/09/2026the NHL season starts in a week and this is by far the most hopeless I've felt about the red wings in the last 7-8 years. captainless, rudderless, and taking on water. in a division full of sharks, no less 110
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 23/09/2026guy knocked on my door looking for my stepdad earlier today. he said he liked our halloween decorations, then while I was pulling up the address he said "oh you're wearing a halloween shirt, too." sure buddy. it's gonna be spooky for some when we take power again 010
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 23/09/2026I think it's great that Mamdani gets the Linda from Bob's Burgers reaction from literally everyone 230
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 22/09/2026lmao we're so goddamned good espn commandeered st louis' power ranking blurb to talk about us more #everyoneN 0101
Reposted by francis futuramaFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026see what nbc news can do when they’re not wall-to-walling the presidents too-too-slow descent? there’s thrilling news out there! 18120
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 21/09/2026everyone knows that food is better straight from the container 030
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 21/09/2026we watched the substance tonight and it was... fine. had some really fun bits but it felt extremely heavy handed thematically and with the kubrick and cronenberg references. we enjoyed it but definitely a lot of "okay, we get it" moments. don't really get the fawning praise it got initially tbh 100
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 21/09/2026actually #coys crew, I would be very interested in reading a piece about spurs women's scandinavian-focused recruitment strategy over the last couple seasons. if anyone knows of/can share any coverage of this I'd appreciate it! 241
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 20/09/2026one of these days some fuckwad is going to decide the random programmer in nebraska can be replaced with claude and our entire tech infrastructure will become a pile of wet noodles 191
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 20/09/2026man, you know they've really gone full nazi when they can't even mention beating the nazis anymore, the one military victory the majority of the nation has hinged their pride on for 80 years 032
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 20/09/2026oh my god the musk one. he looks like fuckin leatherface. the lips... oh no... 100
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 20/09/2026watching back the spurs women highlights (lil too early for me today) and I know palace were down to ten but /god damnnn/ we've got ourselves a scandinavian/northern european super team. such excellence on display 110
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 17/09/2026bitters in soda truly is a miracle tonic for a stomachache 010
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 17/09/2026everyone should remember that they do things like this simply because they have been conditioned to say things that their programmers think is cool. it doesn't actually think 020
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 17/09/2026ok i feel validated complaining about the humidity now. strongest on the planet they said 120
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15/09/2026i am not a very spiritual man but i'm beginning to believe nothing will go right for this club karmically until we are rid of the rape apologist manager 100
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 14/09/2026in the world of a song of ice and fire the targaryens can only name their dragons either 'Execruxxus' or 'Glymmerflayme' 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 13/09/20264 matches. 1 win, 3 draws, 0 losses. outscored 7-4. eliminated them from concacaf champions cup. 4 points off them in the regular season. I'd say the demons are pretty fuckin exorcised taylor 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 13/09/2026why are the announcers talking like we didn't just thump this lot 4-1?? 100
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 12/09/2026my stream for the michigan game is a local one and my god, there are some fucking disgusting el-sayed attack ads 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 11/09/2026got a full set of 5 rims and tires with ~75% tread for my jeep for $150 can I get a hell yeah 120
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 10/09/2026I can't believe you let this fucking squad of career mls shit-cloggers beat you out of anyone. fucking get your shit together #everyoneN 110
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 10/09/2026wasted, wasted, wasted opportunities. ffs 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 10/09/2026oh fuck off. yeah that's exactly what happens when you absolutely waste 3 separate golden counter opportunities. now fucking wake up and don't throw the rest away #everyoneN 020
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 09/09/2026well it's nowhere near as dangerous as oxycontin but i'm excited to see what kind of massive public health crisis this leads to in the next 10-20 years 110
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 08/09/2026instead of making it the runt you could add it to the last full cookie and make it the COOKIE LORD 010
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 08/09/2026the villa part is extra good because it was the exact same gamble spurs made the previous season, which worked out pretty well for us. and in turn it worked out pretty well for villa. i mean it's not like they /got/ the idea from us but pretending it's a conspiracy is buck fuckin wild 110
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 08/09/2026"Father Joe"?? it's fuckin white Monsignor Martinez 000
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 08/09/2026Opinion | T-1000: My Journey to Empathy 011
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 07/09/2026#coys friends: pablo torre's latest investigation, mainly covering mark walter and the 2012 purchase of the dodgers, also has heavy implications for potential federal investigations into chelsea. walter was briefly a part owner, but is also friends and business partners with boehly. worth a listenopen.spotify.comWe Investigated Magic Johnson, Mark Walter... and Your Nest EggPablo Torre Finds Out · Episode 020
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 07/09/2026cats are simply agents of Entropy. they will always take every opportunity to reduce the Potential Energy of an object because it is their purpose. it just happens that gravitational energy is the one they can affect most often. if they could move electrons to lower orbitals they would always do it 110
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 05/09/2026every lord in game of thrones is like "these are my sons, Lardon and Hardon" 000
