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Bysmerian

@bysmerian.bsky.social
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Basic-ass pottery hobbyist, Dallas area ttrpg gamer, home cook, clerical pinch hitter. Left of center, he/him.

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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It turns out I have a VPN through my work laptop. So that's nice.
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Mike Lewinski @wildernessvagabonds.com · 08/07/2026
I have a fine selection of bug memes.
Meme caption: When ur a moth but also a goth

Photo of a Clymene moth which has a white body, black tips along the edges of the wings and an upside down black cross pattern when wings are at rest.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ve been very open about my one direction fanfic past. The account no longer exists. I will not be taking any more questions.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Think you can hop back on thinking we would forget what you posted 5 days ago Sony?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026
okay as a soccer nation we’ve clearly got a ways to go on the shit-talking front, good lord
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Florida folks: If you have O- blood and are of African or African American descent, OneBlood is searching for donors who have a rare antigen that matches with a teenager with sickle cell disease who needs 50 units of blood so she can have a bone marrow transplant.
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Rare blood needed to save life of Florida teen needing bone marrow transplant
FT. LAUDERDALE, Fla. (WFLA)— Blood donors of African descent are needed to save the life of a Florida 18-year-old fighting an aggressive form of sickle cell disease, OneBlood announced. Gigi Felix,…
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 04/07/2026
Woohoo! My favorite point-and-click adventure game is on here! If you don't know Technobabylon, here's a "negative" review that should sell you on it.
Steam review from user Nyaru

Title: Tricked by the SJWs again!

Snap, they got me good

Played just over 2 hours before they unleashed their agenda: suddenly I'm looking at interracial gay mamages and hanging with minority trans people in a progressive paradise where it is the norm, as apparently nobody is even surprised by it.

Just past the refund period. Well, guess it's my own fault for taking my time and inspecting everything instead of rushing through the story.

EDIT: and now I found lesbians and a gay robot, and some other cringey thing I forgot.
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Janna Sophia 🏔️ @jannaphia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co
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IntrospectiveSpy @introspectivespy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I spent too much time on this today:
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Oh, to be a fly on the wall"... NO Oh, to be a cat on that mantelpiece
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 22/12/2025
I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 02/07/2026
I did not know alt-text could be an art form until I followed Tom Cox.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If you're queer and live in Houston, there's a survey that aims to learn about the greater region's LGBTQ+ community. The deadline to take it is tomorrow: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
chron.com
There's little data on LGBTQ+ Houstonians. A new survey aims to fix that.
A new first-of-its-kind survey aims to explore the needs of Houston's LGBTQ+ community.
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Megazao @megazao.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
PSA: Libraries rock.
A file cabinet advertising free seeds, mostly vegetables and herbs, with a flyer nearby advertising the Dallas Public Library System.

This picture was taken at Timberglen Library in North Dallas, TX
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've twisted your last sister.
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Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm generally not stupid enough to believe that gardening and rearing animals is a good investment, BUT HEAR ME OUT. First move: don't count labor, because you enjoy it. Second move: EXTRA don't count labor, because it's also really good exercise running around after animals or to check trees.
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grave meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 21/06/2026
subsequent post: > He made me look up happy birthday on Google translate in all three languages and incorporate it… “we don’t want just yapping about the gods” absolutely incredible
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 20/06/2026
And for Firefox... addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...
addons.mozilla.org
AI warning for Steam – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
Download AI warning for Steam for Firefox. Adds features to increase the visibility of AI Generated Content Disclosures.
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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So one of the things I've been doing in my pottery class lately is garlic grater plates. I'm probably making them much more aggressively toothy than necessary, but dang it I'm a sucker for how much they grate. Here's my latest ones w/notes and pictures from before firing just because.
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Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I'm gonna be suuuuuper clear about this. If you are streaming Hogwarts Legacy or any Harry Potter related media, I will straight up unfollow you. It is Pride 2026 and I am not going to accept "I didn't know" as an excuse any more. You know what that woman is doing and you do not care. Get fucked.
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The Ultimate Pielord @theultimatepielord.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Onion: in our article we created Gatorade casserole as a cautionary tale This guy: at long last I have created Gatorade casserole from the classic Onion article "please for the love of god don't create Gatorade casserole"
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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026
The three genders (nonbuynary)
What is your gender? 
Please select one.

Male 
Female 
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle
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Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi, whose acclaimed graphic novel and animated adaptation 'Persepolis' brought the realities of revolution, exile, and identity to audiences around the world, has died at 56. www.cartoonbrew.com/rip/marjane-satrapi-persepolis-creator-co-director-dies-at-56-262120.html
cartoonbrew.com
Marjane Satrapi, 'Persepolis' Creator And Co-Director, Dies At 56
The acclaimed cartoonist, filmmaker, and human rights advocate leaves behind one of the 21st century's early animated masterpieces.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A dark gray bunny sits on a beige carpet with a rainbow prism reflecting on the floor.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone
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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Please relinquish your most recent cat pic on your device.
A gray cat looks up from where she is reclining in someone's lap.  She is groggy, or perhaps annoyed.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Slightly ruin a song title. Return to Not Guiltiness
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/05/2026
this is the thing about people who say they need to be exposed to more perspectives: no you don’t right wing perspectives are dogshit, especially these days - it’s either vicious, preening meanness or it’s the most obvious bad faith trolling you’ve ever seen there is nothing to be gained from it
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm concerned people think I'm joking about this.
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yeah, a bunch of whiny crybabies said "No. Fuck you." to masking, or getting vaccinations, or election results, and that may have soured your recent memories on the power of "No. Fuck you." But Rosa Parks? That's a "No. Fuck you" too, and a powerful one.
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
We really gotta learn to say "No. Fuck you." in response to shit like this. Too many people are cowed when some nominally-legal explanation can be dug up for this stuff, or the Supreme Court says XYZ, so we gotta- No. Fuck you. I don't care about your excuse, you don't get to have this.
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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
if you see this you have to post an anime opening from 2000-2005 God I had so many options. But this is the one I'll go with. youtu.be/q8qZPYv100M?...
youtu.be
Boogiepop Phantom - Opening | "Yuudachi" by Shikao Suga
YouTube video by RetroCrush
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
So all in all, if you asked me if I'd rather get bitten by a widow or a recluse, I pick the widow every time. The widow bite will suck for a couple of days. The recluse can mess you up for months, if not longer. Be very careful with them.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
on set. what about YOU?
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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book The Sniffles Dogs
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Immortal Choir is up under horror
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
'It's a cult!' Who's in it? 'Literally everyone except me and some very online friends who have seen the light and post about it constantly instead of finding joy in anything else!'
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Lia @iliadele.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
you just lost my respect my guy #antiai
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Bysmerian @bysmerian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
One of the movies I grew up on
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a white unicorn is standing in a purple forest surrounded by trees and flowers .
Alt: A white unicorn (from the animated movie "The Last Unicorn" is standing in a purple forest surrounded by trees and flowers. She takes a step forward and then hesitates, her mane rippling
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