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Ducky (Old Account) @plc.ducky.ws · 30/01/2026
As of 30-Jan-2026, this account is no longer active. Follow 👉 @ducky.ws 👈 to continue to receive updates. I replaced my did:plc identity for a did:web, but an inability to migrate between DIDs means I could not automatically migrate followers. Posts below will remain for archive purposes 👇
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Ducky (Old Account) @plc.ducky.ws · 30/01/2026
As of 30-Jan-2026, this account is no longer active. Follow 👉 @ducky.ws 👈 to continue to receive updates. I replaced my did:plc identity for a did:web, but an inability to migrate between DIDs means I could not automatically migrate followers. Posts below will remain for archive purposes 👇
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 30/01/2026
remember to tailplug your submissive doggos when not in use 🐕
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Lake @lastcoyotes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 30/01/2026
Strap in, loser. It's #FullCoverageFriday. Your fate is sealed. 🤐
A person (it/its) in full hi-viz stood in a room. Its gear consists of a green hi-viz jacket (with a green hi-viz vest and dark T-shirt underneath, not visible), green hi-viz overall trousers (with grey Site cargo trousers underneath, not visible), black Site work boots, grey work gloves, and an orange hard-hat with built-in ear protectors and mesh visor, with the ear protectors down and the visor swung up, along with a full-face black face scarf and black tactical goggles. Its left hand is grabbing its crotch.
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
dude i just made an account on upscrolled. yeah you can follow me on mesmerized. no dude this is my account on poodunk. you can subscribe to me on verdant. oh my private is on cuscuz. you can find me on cuscuz. everyone is at cuscuz now after poodunk's ceo started posting hitler quotes. im on poob
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 30/01/2026
mornin' 6am crew
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a dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with its mouth open .
ALT: a dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with its mouth open .
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 29/01/2026
bit foggy innit
Extremely thick fog on a barren country lane. A car — a 2011 Renault Twingo 1.2T Gordini — is parked up at the side of the road, with its lights and rear fog light on.
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
One of my favourite ways of showing how small I am is looking in any of my car's and seeing how far forward the driver seat is 🫣
The inside of a car — a 1999 Renault Laguna 2.9 Monaco V6 — showing the difference in seat positions. The driver-side seat is practically all the way forward, whereas the passenger-side has a decent amount of leg room.
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
64.5kg. My BMI is nearly in healthy 🤩
A person (it/its) stood in a room looking down at itself, naked, except for white Sk8erboy football socks, a white/red Aussiebum jockstrap, a red 9FORTY cap, and a metal chain collar around its neck. It's body is average, with a nearly toned look. Behind it is a Blåhaj sat on a cardboard box.
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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 28/01/2026
“They could never make something like this today, because of woke” >look inside >something that would absolutely still be made today
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
The front is covered... but the back needs attention 😉 #HumpDay 🕷️ @baika.bsky.social / 🟠 @ducky.ws
A human pup (it/its; @ducky.ws) on all fours, wearing a tailplug, orange pup hood, orange football socks, an orange harness/jockstrap combo, sucking off a person (he/him; @baika.bsky.social) wearing a Spiderman suit.
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
prankers stress test it? no they don't #atproto nerds stress test it
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Laurens @laurenshof.online · 28/01/2026
helpful heuristic: actual active user statistics for Bluesky that accounts for lurkers is firehose-visible active users times two so actual MAU is around 12M, DAU around 3M bskycharts.edavis.dev/edavis.dev/b...
graph showing user levels for bluesky, with 1.5M DAU and 5.8 MAU
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
is the AppView being wonky or is my PDS being wonky #atproto
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
Remember, give way to other vehicles at safety crossings 👍
A quiet university area at a pedestrian crossing with a van — a 2022 Maxus eTGE — parked at one side. Photo is taken from another van — a 2022 MAN eTGE — on the road.
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
please don't do this to me
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John Spurlock @johnspurlock.com · 28/01/2026
it has taken a long time, with many circuitous routes, but it looks like we are almost there 9to5google.com/2026/01/27/a...
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Android's full desktop interface leaks: New status bar, Chrome Extensions, more [Video]
A Google bug report on the Chromium Issue Tracker today has inadvertently leaked the Android desktop interface for the first time.
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
either i'm slowly losing followers on my old account (4.4k -> 4.2k), or a bunch of bots have been suspended 🤔
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Buck Moon @bootblackcub.com · 28/01/2026
When the couple is a small Dom with tall sub:
Screenshot of the classic transformers cartoon.
Starscream is standing on the shoulder of the huge transformer Bruticus ordering him about
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
people who put their follower count in their name
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a woman wearing an orange t-shirt says but i can 't help it that i 'm popular
Alt: "But I can't help it that I'm popular."
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 28/01/2026
logging onto bsky dot app after almost 24 hours
A still from an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants with a fish dragging himself into The Krusty Krab.
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⚧︎✨ Chaos ✨⚧︎ @chaoticrubber.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
How to talk to someone who uses any/all pronouns in bed. Good Boy Good Girl Good Superstar DJ. Here We Go
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 27/01/2026
[ holebrained ]
A person (it/its) ass-up-face-down on a bed, wearing only white/red football socks and a grey cap worn backwards.
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
Gear up. It's #MXMonday. 📍 @gearblastuk.bsky.social (2024) 📷 @rubbahh.bsky.social
Two people in full Motocross gear on-top of and groping each other on a sofa.
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
when that expensive silicone monster you bought with money you should have spent on bills goes *pop* 😳 my parents would be so proud
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
So many caveats with this (handle changes, network failures, etc.), but I've been wanting to write my own LDAP replacement for forever. I am absolutely going to continue on with this — stay tuned 😁
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
i just vibecoded something absolutely horrifying but i am so excited by it. holy shit. LDAP but #ATProto 👀
A screenshot of Blackbox, showing a terminal output as follows:
 ducky@tanager:~$ su - ducky.ws
 Password: 
 Last login: Mon Jan 26 21:03:04 GMT 2026 on pts/0
 📦[ducky.ws@ ~]$ echo "Hello from ATProto PAM!"
 Hello from ATProto PAM!
 📦[ducky.ws@ ~]$ pwd
 /home/ducky.ws
 📦[ducky.ws@ ~]$
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Astra · Kalus//7389 @astra.blue · 26/01/2026
Anyone wanna come join me? 🥺
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 26/01/2026
the one thing i hate about these articles is how it's specifically framed in that only bluesky suffers from this yes a public firehose makes things easier but do you not see the many nitter or fix twitter-like software and instances out there
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
Think my favourite perk of Blacksky (staging) is being able to use it at work. Internet filters can bite me 😆
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The Legislation
Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will:
1) Leave the ECHR
2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights.
3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill:
This Bill will:
Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary
The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act."
The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years:
Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT)
Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order.
These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR.
Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints
This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds.
If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story
All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight.
Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence
Re-entry after deportation will be…The Operational Plan
We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion
A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property.
Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000
Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes.
This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month.
Initial Voluntary Return Window
A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this.
The Deportation Flights
The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
Amazingly haven't been to London since we moved down here, but going this weekend to mark one year as Southeners. Any suggestions of *relatively cheap* things to do and places to eat? Been years since I've been there. Obviously doing the Eye, and making bad financial decisions in Regulation 🫣
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
oh no 😳
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
my manager knows me way too much about me me: [taking a break from cleaning the warehouse as she walks in] i've been on my hands and knees scrubbing, don't bug me woman her: well, i don't not believe you'd be on all fours getting dirty
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 26/01/2026
morning world
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a bed with a white striped comforter and pillows in a bedroom
ALT: a bed with a white striped comforter and pillows in a bedroom
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 25/01/2026
Never thought about this until now, but TIL "Blåhaj" literally translates to "blue shark" 🦈
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 25/01/2026
nini y'all. it's sunday night, you have work tomorrow, get some sleep 🥰
A human pup (it/its) in a red football kit lying in bed holding onto a Blåhaj plushie shark.
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 25/01/2026
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 25/01/2026
Top 15 did:web's — 206 total (47 active, 62 inactive, 60 dormant, 35 deactivated, 1 broken).
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did:web:didd.uk,ducky.ws,2225,957,2121,2026-01-25T17:27:46.371Z,2024-11-30T14:59:27.646Z,✅ Active
did:web:fetlads.xyz,fetlads.xyz,1487,6,79,2025-11-14T00:36:41.218Z,2025-01-09T18:53:46.142Z,❌ Inactive
did:web:genco.me,goeo.lol,740,260,2689,2026-01-25T10:12:46.626Z,,✅ Active
did:web:tei.su,tei.pet,513,484,1746,2026-01-24T17:21:56.160Z,,✅ Active
did:web:pupsky.app,pupsky.app,476,2,11,2025-05-15T08:55:33.246Z,2025-04-23T21:46:53.491Z,❌ Inactive
did:web:witchcraft.systems,witchcraft.systems,408,3,95,2026-01-23T07:02:14.869Z,2025-04-17T12:26:52.973Z,✅ Active
did:web:hotsocket.fyi,,380,909,6651,2025-06-25T06:25:27.027Z,2025-01-19T06:57:05.743Z,💥 Broken
did:web:kopper.d.on-t.work,w.on-t.work,377,248,2125,2026-01-25T16:29:45.716Z,2024-11-14T22:35:44.736Z,✅ Active
did:web:threddyrex.org,threddyrex.org,299,347,458,2026-01-25T17:11:16.806Z,2024-12-11T01:45:29.745Z,✅ Active
did:web:nat.vg,nat.vg,265,173,295,2026-01-25T03:04:46.453Z,2024-12-09T02:18:56.096Z,✅ Active
did:web:joncaruana.com,joncaruana.com,260,675,322,2026-01-24T23:26:30.535Z,,✅ Active
did:web:invoxiplaygames.com,didweb.invoxiplaygames.com,252,81,280,2026-01-24T22:23:02.910Z,2024-12-04T01:30:39.145Z,✅ Active
did:web:atwork.place,atwork.place,243,4,35,2025-12-27T15:01:27.825Z,2025-09-30T17:13:40.539Z,✅ Active
did:web:hugeblank.dev,hugeblank.dev,228,259,802,2026-01-14T17:04:57.686Z,2024-11-08T10:42:09.240Z,✅ Active
did:web:flash.moe,ohoho.moe,221,968,24,2025-04-19T20:09:48.973Z,2024-12-15T16:59:12.943Z,❌ Inactive
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 25/01/2026
A friend of mine has this plate.
A car on a road — a 2012 Audi A3 2.0TD Sportback S-Line — with the numberplate "OW04 MAW".
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 25/01/2026
okay, @blento.app is cool as fuck. been wanting to use a linktree thing for a while that didn't completely suck — this will do just nicely 😊
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🌈 it/its / Homo/Aro · 🇬🇧 Southampton, UK | Sub. Abusable. Makes annoying noises. Drives bangers. Codes magic. ✨ New account of @plc.ducky.ws (see: https://bsky.app/profile/did:web:didd.uk/post/3m46zb...
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Ducky 🦆 @ducky.ws · 24/01/2026
he came in me three times, called me a filthy whore then just... fell asleep on me?? send help 🔵 @astra.blue / 🟠 @ducky.ws
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