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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

An episode in which I detail an atrocity I witnessed in an airport! Also - a restaurant I saw that really needs to rethink its slogan. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...

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The Important Broadcast Module 444: Burgers, Burgers

Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 9 August · 1hr 18min

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Could barely sleep last night, but that's Prime Minister Eve for you! #ImportantBroadcast #podcast

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Once I was in Frankfurt and I bought two gross former sausages.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Spotted this in a Finchley Road charity shop window. What little girl didn't fantasise about being a WWII evacuee?

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I hope that's supposed to be a pipe.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Found this from a few years ago. WHY DIDN'T THE BLOKE ON THE TILL STOP ME?

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This is a highly inappropriate name for a shop, IMHO. Sent to me by Andy Martin who spotted it in Uruguay.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"Well, it goes against everything I stand for, but if you're sure."

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The best thing about regional airport business hotels is the views.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

"Okay, the menu is sorted but we still need a name." (Sent to me by Daniel Powell!)

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Do you know what The Trolleymen are? Would you like to learn about my new action show NCP: Chinatown? It’s here for you! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...

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The Important Broadcast Module 436: Scaly Reptilian Creatures

Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 14 June · 1hr 7min

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Jesus Christ, Ken, it's not even 7pm, and you're a mess!

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Friend of mine once asked for "Boiled egg and soldiers" in a cafe and they didn't know what he meant. He explained that it was a boiled egg and toast and he got this.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Thinking back to the beautiful doll I found in a charity shop in New Zealand. How I wish I could have loved and cherished you.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Today, Producer Joe revealed he'd been on a course to encourage us to "not just colour in between the lines". So I asked him if he would like me to cross those lines. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...

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The Important Broadcast Module 418: The History of The Photo Booth

Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 08/02/2026 · 1h 11m

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Today's examination of life in 2026 includes a new feature to reassure you that absolutely everything is fine. Also: Melania the Movie, and Where Do You Keep Your Birthday Candles? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...

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The Important Broadcast Module 417: The Perfect Mission for Steve

Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 01/02/2026 · 1h 17m

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

You could try this for the first time, or you could just tell yourself you already have enough joy in your life and things will never improve. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...

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The Important Broadcast Module 414: Forfar, The County Town of Angus

Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 11/01/2026 · 1h 18m

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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Life-saving idea! Pass it on!

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Very annoying when you just miss out on free shipping

Receipt that says Subtotal: £21.50. Spend £978.50 more to reach free shipping!

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I can’t help but wonder what other names were on the shortlist.

A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?

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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Q: What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones? 🤔 A: Trombones. 😂🎶

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

When they asked me if I wanted to go sea kayaking, I thought they meant did I want to "go see kayaking", which would have been much more boring. Thanks for a fun day Team Halfords! #SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Hard to believe it’s 20 years this summer since Yes Man was published. When they realised, my old pals at Halfords offered me a whole day of Yeses to celebrate... and when I say "old pals", I mean I literally used to dress as a member of staff when I was five. #SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.

Danny age 5-ish wearing his favourite Halfords BMX top he thought made him look like a big mean BMX guy.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

A member of the radio show team cancelled at the last minute, so I threw the whole show out. Which meant I ended up talking about plums for one whole hour. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...

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The Important Broadcast Module 378: Plums

Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 04/05/2025 · 1h 8m

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

It’s all very unusual, isn’t it?

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Anyone know what brand this bag is?

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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

With a TikTok ban looming, I’m putting it out there that I will, for a small fee, send you a 19 second video of me doing a rehearsed dance to a song you’ve never heard of.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Stood behind a MASSIVE Star Wars fan today

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Alex (Sandy) Tomlinson @alexillustrator.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Tailoring/seamstress people, I have a question. I've got a peacoat/reefer jacket and I really wish it had a pocket on the inside left. It's got a very shallow diagonal pocket inside right but that's not deep enough to put a phone or anything in safely. Is 'adding a pocket' a faff/pricey job?

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

great pleasure to have a few beers with this guy a few years back and get inside goss on the Take That days etc.

a pic of me with a chimp I am purposefully confusing with Robbie Williams as an example of my impish sense of humour

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Every time I get a Meal Deal, when they ring the price up I want to say ‘well, I think we’ve got ourselves a deal!’ and offer a handshake. I’ve not tried it, in my heart I know it wouldn’t go down well.

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Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social · 31/12/2024