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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 48m
people are saying maybe the cornell case leads to the end of campus greek life. which feels daunting but plausible. my preference though would be the end of ivy league universities & everyone whose degree is from one of them has to wear a dunce cap until they've officially proven they aren't a shit
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 6h
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 22h
edit of B. Kliban's "A Cartoonist is coming!" comic, but Sluggo in his new hat is the dapper strutting fellow
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Skipping right over the confederates and Nazis, eh?
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This is my hole! It was made for me! manga meme but with Wile E. Coyote. Credit to @king_of_limb.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 03,1953
P1- NANCY HAS A NEW NECKLACE 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- - MAY I GO OUT AND SHOW OFF MY NEW NECKLACE TODAY ?
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FRITZI: YES, BUT BE CAREFUL THAT THE STRING DOESN'T BREAK
P3- NANCY IS HEADED TO THE FRONT DOOR 
NANCY: DON'T WORRY---I WON'T
LOSE ANY BEADS
P4- SLUGGO IS PULLING NANCY, SHE IS IN A TRASHCAN PLACED ON A SMALL CART,
THAT WAY SHE CAN’T LOOSE ANY OF THE BEADS IF HER NECKLACE SHOULD BREAK
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I think the president might not have 100 percent perfect cognition
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oct 3rd - It’s October 3rd. Happy #MeanGirlsDay 📽️📅 Mean Girls (2004)
2 Screenshots from the movie "Mean Girls" (2004): First, a classroom setting with a young woman with long red hair talking to a young man in a brown shirt and blue t-shirt, both sitting at desks with open books. Subtitles read, "On October third, he asked me what day it was." Second, the same students are seen from a slightly different angle; the young woman smiles slightly as she responds. Subtitles read, "It's October third."
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nancy 10/3/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 6
Sluggo happily strolls down the street, wearing his terrible new hat. Nancy hides from him, still disgusted by what she sees.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026
it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You can't put the AI genie back in the bottle!" Okay but I think if the genie from Aladdin immediately started creating abusive pornography and encouraging teens to kill themselves we would've at least known he was the bad guy.
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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aesthetically pleasing
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
maybe I once knew this, but I just learned this two were fucking in real life. kinda cool, except for his wife and kids.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, copic marker, and pencil. 

Movie night. Our man is at home with his pet bird watching Batman Returns (1992). It’s the scene where Catwoman visits the Penguin’s raggedy office to plan Batman’s downfall. As a way to gain the upper hand during the meeting, she circles Penguin’s birdcage and puts the bird in her mouth. Our man is concerned that this will be an upsetting scene for his bird to watch. “Close your eyes for this scene,” he says. He’s watching the film in a beanbag chair. His bird has a small perch for the screening.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oct 2nd 1963 - Opening game of the 1963 World Series. After failing to convince Nurse Ratched to allow the patients to watch the game, R.P. McMurphy attempted to escape by throwing a hydrotherapy console through a window. 📽️📅 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
4 Screenshots from the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (1975): First, a man in a white uniform is speaking with a smirk, holding papers, with the subtitle "Today, as you may or may not know-- It doesn't matter." Second, the same man continues speaking with a more serious expression, subtitle reads "--is the opening of the World Series." Third, the man is in a bathroom, straining to lift a large fixture, showing determination. Fourth, a group of men in a room, some seated and some standing, with the subtitle "But I tried, didn't I? Goddamn it."
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 23/09/2026
I have never exploded
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dennis Reynolds saying “full penetration.”
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you begin feminist history at #MeToo then it's easy to despair that nothing has changed (or that some things have actually gotten worse). if you take a much longer view though things have changed so much! the little gestures we make today are adding up to something we can't see yet!
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nancy 9/30/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 3
Nancy is in shock at the sight of Sluggo’s new hat.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s not the key point but it’s worth saying that if you make a point of shedding the cultural associations there is actually nothing less cool than a frat boy. jumped up little pipsqueak wearing his fruity lil easter colors leaking piss beer out of every orifice. an embarrassment of a human being
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when the time comes, after they clean the last of your slime trail off the face of the earth, you will not be remembered by anybody
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Britt at the Jack Smith hearing. Tilda Swinton as Karen Crowder in Michael Clayton, at the exact moment she realizes she’s fucked. The two photos look exactly the same.
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Then He Kissed Me" is a Goodfellas song son or "Then He Kissed Me" is an Adventures in Babysitting song daughter
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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
Letter: 

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV
The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nancy 9/29/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 2
Nancy is in disbelief, at the sight of Sluggo’s terrible hat. She hesitantly asks him what’s up, he says not much. She questions “you sure?”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No shit
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 27,1958
P1 - NANCY IS IN THE KITCHEN, LOOKING AT THE COOKIE JAR SITTING ON THE COUNTER 
NANCY: H M M
P2- AUNT FRITZI IS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN NANCY CALLS HER FROM THE KITCHEN 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- MAY I HAVE A COOKIE?
P3-
FRITZI: HAVE A PEAR INSTEAD 
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NANCY: OH, BOY --- THANKS
NANCY IS SMILING AS SHE WALKS AWAY WITH TWO COOKIES
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Zvi @fredfred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remixed Nancy strip. Panel 1: nancy sees bank sign “visit our loan department”. Panel 2: Nancy in front of the bank manager’s desk: I’d like to borrow two hundred quatloos. Banker: what for? Panel 3: Nancy: Captain Kirk is fighting the Gamester’s champions. Banker: He is? Panel 4: banker and Nancy in the stands of an arena watching Kirk fight that green-haired woman from Gamesters of Triskelion
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOST ended over 16 years ago and so many people are still only able to watch TV shows in “guess the twist” mode. Maybe the most boring way to engage with entertainment. #Lanterns
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