iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.

362645637

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 8h

a few things regarding the whole “losing LA and SD is a small price to pay” statement: 1) an elected official verbally setting the stage for false flag attacks is DISGRACEFUL 2) SD is home to naval infrastructure which is CRITICAL for maintaining national security 3) a small price to pay FOR WHAT

a version of the “this is fine” meme; the comic with a cartoon dog sitting at a table in a room that is fully engulfed in flames.

021

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

He is not my candidate. The reason Hollywood doesn't want this deal to happen is because of the thousands of jobs that will be lost. Not the opposite. WB will be overloaded with so much debt their only option will be to cut & cut & cut, just like they did with the last merger. Gavin Newsom sucks.

05927

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026

Same ghoul, same bullshit, different day

47815

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 31/07/2026

And, less than an hour after posting this, there is an apology email and an invoice being generated. It just.... should not work like this, ya know

1571077

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026

If you believe your own rights & liberty are non-negotiable then you know that you’re an audacious asshole, like, a real piece of shit, if you find yourself willing to negotiate the rights & liberty of others.

5547140

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Extremely important reminder:

Jarathen in the comments for the Aftermath story

Your reminder that Reggie Fils-Aime killed the Pizza Hut buffet, and was proud enough of it that he highlighted his process for identifying itas a problem and eradicating it in his book about himself.

5425124

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 30/07/2026

Forbes: Open AI CEO Sam Altman Says The AI Singularity Is Here. Is He Right?

1818932

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

in a completely unrelated story: the u.s. has identified a “radical islamic terrorist spawning point” in mud located off the coast of a remote island somewhere near japan

020

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Franki @franki23.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

This one speaks to me

A yellow and black warning sign with two icons of a running human crossed out in red and a walking human circled in green. Text reads

Don't chase your dreams!
Humans are persistence hunters.
Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.

42525904

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

MORE RUTH BUSCOMBE SEGMENTS FROM THE VIP PIT WALL AT EVERY GRAND PRIX PLEASE AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH #F1 || #HungarianGP

192

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Harlot🔞 @harlotprincess.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

guys, taco bell is the only place that reported the parasite on their lettuce because the trump administration decided companies don't have to report it anymore. that means taco bell is likely one of the safest places because they cared enough to report it anyway. don't be fuckin marks.

7598165

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i dunno maybe it has something to do with spotify literally running gestapo recruitment ads last year

020

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

1314139574

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots." Well, dots connected: www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...

wired.com

The CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year

“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED.

5040661767

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i keep seeing ppl post about how happy they’ll be “when he dies” but my fatalistic ass can’t help but think about his line of succession do i want a racist rapist klepto to live forever? absolutely not. but the prospect of being ruled by a couch-fucking troll of a technocrat is genuinely terrifying

000

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i get that it’s an impossibly tough job; but the broadcast direction at #F1 tv has been comically bad this season. when your own commentators are gently poking fun of shot selection ON-AIR we clearly have a problem 🥴

000

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

this means we’re gettin some more sequels in the jurk-iverse (jurassic park universe) cc: @james3rdcomedy.bsky.social

090

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

01298165

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.

464840997

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/07/2026

Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"

10084472473

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

*jackass theme lightly plays in the background*

000

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bob odenkirk in ITYSL saying, “Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.”

91415159

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

is this the conservative alt-reboot of freaky friday?

000

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

me: sorry, i don’t believe in an “afterlife” also me: oh wow i REAAAALY hope hell exists

020

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

David BASTARDquist @refburnquist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

he actually did the meme

3455241132

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I have no idea where this came from, but

383038564

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

damniel spookradski @self.agency · 11/07/2026

guess you guys shouldn't have worked so hard to put him in office and to continually downplay the insidiousness of his actions while patting yourselves on the backs for how fair and balanced you are huh

31349253

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

10778102900

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Megan Sass @megan-sass.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Is anyone else noticing the pattern where a white candidate does something awful then claims it’s a smear campaign driven by (((AIPAC)))?

56212

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country

huffpost.com

CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country

MAHA.

54462072666

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

An email from Bluesky: Bluesky Account Behavior
Hi there,
Your Bluesky account
(@cheesecakechik.bsky.social) has created a list called "Platner Defenders" that may violate our Community Guidelines. We've temporarily hidden this list from other users because it contains one or more of these issues.
- Harmful language such as insults or slurs
- Unverified claims
- Appears intended to shame or abuse users
- Links to inappropriate off-platform content

711265229

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

A guy dropped his water bottle near me on the train, and when I handed it back to him he shook his head, put it back on the floor, and said: “It belongs to the world now.”

26119582

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

i talked to mitch mcconnell, he said i could “have all his stuff” whatever that means 🤷🏾‍♂️

000

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Platner story shows how political consultants should not parachute into a state and pick a candidate. There were a bunch of solid Democratic candidates in the state. Maybe the elites don’t know better than the people who actually live in the state?

611103711739

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

779220974693

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Extremely telling detail from this WSJ piece about Platner's demise: "Women on the campaign told Platner he was being managed by advisers who treated them unfairly and didn’t value their ideas," with one telling him point-blank "Hey, you have a very sexist, misogynistic staff."

wsj.com

The Red Flag That Led to Graham Platner’s Implosion Was Hiding in Plain Sight

Maine’s populist Senate candidate made a costly miscalculation when he doubled down on his troubled background.

1043530755

Reposted by hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

Zak Kinsella @zakkinsella.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Hi. So your boy needs a kidney & I’m officially on the #transplant list. Please share this as it would mean a lot to me to get a living donor.

9537649